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montparnah: my dog: barks @ 1am me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want
rooonil-waazlib: blackfairypresident: most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there
scorpius-venus: loneliestlesbian: you-have-been-hadfoot-by-padfoot: mrs-transmuter: xh0nia: badgyal-k: This is why we dont call the cops. Stop asking why. This is why we run from the cops and not to them “You say you hate cops but you would call
mrs-transmuter: xh0nia: badgyal-k: This is why we dont call the cops. Stop asking why. This is why we run from the cops and not to them “You say you hate cops but you would call 911 if you were in danger.” I think the fuck not.
wolvetail: not-a-lovestory: rainbowsaola-and-turkey: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you say “whale oil beef hooked” really fast it sounds “well i’ll be fucked” in an irish accent omfg i’m gonna cry We dont sound like that. Yeah we
things we need on tumblr a notification when someone responds to an ask no post limit a ‘sent’ folder urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted things we dont need on tumblr every update tumblr has ever made ever
kfc-official: its-funnier—in-enochian: kfc-official: as i go to a catholic school we’re told that ‘jesus is the answer to everything!!1!!!11’ so in a maths exam You got the mark what the actual hell wow we dont use that kind of language
awkwardvagina: i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round
harroldstyle: IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MOREI WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHITBUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP
knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how do astronauts say they’re sorry? they apollo-gize!! We dont apologize. we are perfect. nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
To all the Dom daddies… There are beautiful sissies out there as we speak doing this cause they cant find any cock…. Come fuck us!!! God knows how many of us regularly dildo fuck ourselves cause we dont have a man to do it
blendablelion: harroldstyle: IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MOREI WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHITBUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE
catchaglimpseofalleble: panerasexual: versacegravy: GOD. this is so mean? like..who cares?? maybe girls do it because it makes them feel better?? you’re gonna complain if we dont cover acne and you will if we do too ! just shut up no one caaaaares
derpycats: This is Baby, she wants outside, but every time we let her out, she starts eating the grass then comes in and throws up….we dont let baby out…
2spookysweatermeulin: chibicrydoll: cheezetits: willsuckss: SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough In my
untiilpetebreakstheribbon: spiderman noir saying ‘we dont pick the ballroom we just dance’
66lulu: swimming boys now pleaseლ(╹◡╹ლ) We dont even know anything about this show yet but we are all loving it already
dvas0ng: nurses also appreciate the hell out of this!!!! listen we dont give a single flying F U C K what you do to your body. if you’re in trouble we’re here to help you. promise. i promise you, i have seen weirder in the ER.
deathbycas: things we need on tumblr a notification when someone responds to an ask no post limit a ‘sent’ folder urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted things we dont need on tumblr every update tumblr has ever made ever
dicksp8jr: voyagesofabookworm: fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though we dont even know what the thing will be or if this guy was serious in the first place we
I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months and we are still at square one. You need to stop saying things you think I want to hear when we get drunk. I know you don’t mean any of it and your actions after the fact prove it..
ph-double-d: ph-double-d: Hey guys! Our newly rescued dog Fang needs a couple of surgeries to help with problems found at the vets office. We think he was abandoned because his owner couldnt take care of his medical needs, and we dont want to put him
everythingsuchas: infinatetatie: Oh my god!! Sweater weather, I can’t wait!!!:D we dont get this in miami .. but i kinda wish we did .. kinda .. just kinda
rosecrystal:its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release
ponysalvajedejamonconswag: fred-brian-roger-john: tolunaykaya: WE will,WE will,ROCK YOU This is awesome!!!!!!!
fred-brian-roger-john: tolunaykaya: WE will,WE will,ROCK YOU This is awesome!!!!!!!
catastrophic-fallen-angel: fandoms-have-the-tardis: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. We need this if we are to becoming hunters I’ve always wanted to know this
laughing-trees: carniecopter: We are not so different. I love this, we are all just occupying different forms
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
dorito-skeleton:dragon-zena:queennorthway:wait wait so youre telling me in america you need 59% on a test to even PASS it and you’re all expected to get A’s which is like 96% then??? how do you survive guys how we dont Actually We have to get a
intimidationer replied to your photo: this is how my bunny sleeps lol. hahahahaa do u wake it up to put it back in the cage? lol he usually wakes up on his own and at night we put them in their pen thing cuz we dont want them to get hurt in the dark
aphony-cree: rosecrystal: its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll
Sorry Dad, but we dont always get what we want in life.
unnecessarymagic: IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MOREI WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHITBUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH
tapdancers: In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful. Hehehe yes that’s exactly what you say mister
rosecrystal: its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release
whitneywisconsin: We dont need food all we need is each otherWhit and Anne
sixxxer: the gr8 thing about me is even if we dont talk for months u can hmu whenever the fuck you want with ‘what’s up bitch’ and i’ll just act like nothing ever happened man we homies
tarrancelovesyou: the-spectatre: Post all your memes, people. We may not have them for much longer. PRAISE JESUS WE DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT THESE MEMES ANYMORE
wet-pussy-grl:Shhhhhh son, we dont want your dad to hear do we?
sthlmsinners: sthlmsinners: When we dont fuck, we make love. #flashbackfriday ;)
