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bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers
amischiefofmice: a-fart-has-no-nose: Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT. march of the noot noots
th-orns: averypottermormon: thelonelylokicat: booksandwildthings: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? Is Australia even a real country? YOU FORGOT GOLDEN GAYTIMES!!! I can’t believe
marchoftigers: alienswithankhs: Let’s do something positive: Do we know anything about the legal fees the Martin family may have accrued? Lets help them pay that shit off. Here is a link where you can donate to Trayvon Martin’s case and his family!
queennubian: amischiefofmice: a-fart-has-no-nose: Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT. march of the noot noots eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!! THE BABY!
hey, can we move past this week? i don’t really want to talk about the shit i’ve been through much. my regular readers know what i’m talking about, but i just want to move on for now. i have work today and hopefully that will go okay.
girdleluv:olive-is-a:Hope everyone is getting along well. Stay safe and try to make the best of this shit hand we have been dealt. Support those still working if you can. Small acts of kindness are greatly appreciated. 14APR2020👅👄👅👄👅👄
octoberninteenth: can I just rant about how amazing Noah Schnapp is for a second?like ho. ly. SHIT.In season one the character of Will Byers may have been the main focus of the plot but we hardly saw him on screen.This season was much different.Noah
stopnodontstop: borntoservicestr8men: “Guess what, piece of shit faggot. We’re going to tear you up, all of us, and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it.” Straight men have the right to use, torture and even kill faggots. This
exceptionallyqueer:For the next season of Queer Eye can we have the Fab 5 pick a couple young Transmen and help them transition, maybe even some butch lesbians, and just make over their lives, because that’s the soul healing shit I know my boys are
onlyblackgirl: fonzworthcutlass: freestylechrome: sapphiredoves: freestylechrome: rebelliousrebe: nia-jade: umm-mmm: Pause … Can We Talk About This . Like This Highkey Not Funny . Ladies , Guys Also Have To Give You Consent . This shit… IS
xchrononautx: supernaturalapocalypse: benedictomisha: can we please get the “would you like to stay forever?” scene in on this perfection Here you go: its shit like this that made me start watching the show in the first place You guys have
88cm: i get that we’re all mentally ill and that sometimes makes us not empathetic but i am so fucking tired of yall being like “i can’t apologize because i have no empathy” or any shit like that. you need to own up to your mistakes and you need
incorrect-ironstrange: seventeenthcircleofhell: stardustparker: hi can we unironically bring back 2012 avengers fandom, im talking serious “everyone has their own floor on stark tower designed by tony and they all have communal movie nights” shit
angryblackman: carmelakorea: thecouscousking: yesiamtheblack: snapfordakids: believe-in-the-beard: yo so i heard you liked british people now can we say ratchet? Wow WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WHITE ENGLISH PEOPLE HAVING HORRIBLE, SHIT TEETH?
psychoticeyes: Can we all just take a minute to appreciate my new King Diamond hoodie <333 holy shit, this is the best hoodie I have ever seen in my life. You are one lucky girl!
milliondollarnigga: blackloveisbeautiful: ✊🏾❤️ “Look baby, you need to put the ball down, we have a wedding reception to go to!”“Nah nigga you was talking all this shit in the limo that you can dunk on me in some fucking dress shoes,
purrrrha: zak bagans: ghosts are the dead speaking to us, we have to listen and respect themzak bagans, five seconds later: COME OUT YOU WEAK PIECE OF SHIT I BET YOU CAN’T KILL AARON
princessvexus: verngyu: wonhuis: repeat with me: tumblr. isn’t. that. deep. tumblr. is. just. a. website. people. can. unfollow. you. no. one. owes. you. shit. i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but i really think its our fault we have this mindset.
hotlilteach:Pink bikini time! We have a bunch of photos including two different bottoms! Like, reblog and comment to let me know what you think.Don’t miss the outtakes and naughty shits from this shoot. Message me to find out how you can get them.
smstransformers:People who think that ‘gold star’ lesbians are the only valid lesbians and shit are pathetic. We get, y’all have can’t get any pussy:(
My dad has been anything but there for me, I don’t understand how he can have the audacity to try and dictate how I manage my life. You clearly didn’t give a shit when you were w/ your whores so how bout we quit the dad of the year act. I
terahertz: panzerbjoern: ruinedchildhood: when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer
This is why we like ‘em CUT in the military - when the going gets tough, you’ve gotta have a glans to match. And you can’t be worried about the shit that gets trapped under a filthy foreskin.
benditlikekorra: jennyatsdcc: elventhespian: motherofavatars: bryankonietzko: We have the best storyboards. No one comes close. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT oh my freaking lord I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT