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momskiffer: - Shit, your father is in company.- His problem, he knew exactly that we fuck on monday in the kitchen cause we have no time.- Fuck, its his mother!- You can go on. His mother ist no problem, she did me when I was 12. - What?! This fucking
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
awesome-lolly-pope: “Oh, shit, Ma! I can’t believe you can take it like this! Fuck! We should have done this sooner!”Check out my books: http://bit.ly/lollypope
a.k.a. “NOW YOU CAN SKIP PRETTY MUCH ANY SYFY CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIE” 321-we-came-to-fuck: They should put this shit into school textbooks so we have a chance at surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
We're all talking about one day meeting our bias..but wont it be kinda fucking seriously shittingly embarrasing? I mean..I have pictures in my brain that can never be deleted, and and you know...
omo-writing: Cinema Omorashi (holy fucking shit can we have some moooOORe?) - Ordering a large drink so they don’t have to go for refills. - Drinking it all at the start of the movie (we all do it) and needing to pee the entire time, gradually getting
alert: chokesngags: trublulotus: she can have me with this look. dear GAWD. fuck me up why dont you ri got damn Ok can we just talk about how fucking perfect this look is? Her makeup is literally flawless that cut crease turquoise shit is giving
koalatea:Can we stop this whole rudely replying to curious anons who have genuine questions?? Like who raised yall to be this nasty?? In the time it took you to type “I’m not fucking Google look it up” U could have answered the question like shit
evil-dead-head: Howdy EDH, I’m in the process of becoming a FIFA pro!. I’m pretty terrible at the moment but we all have to start somewhere right? I mean I can put a decent attack together but I can’t defend for shit. My hands just aren’t built
omo-writing: Cinema Omorashi (holy fucking shit can we have some moooOORe?)- Ordering a large drink so they don’t have to go for refills.- Drinking it all at the start of the movie (we all do it) and needing to pee the entire time, gradually getting
ts-seducti0n: Hot and Nasty Gym Shower Blowjob leads to Fucking Her cock! Jaquelin Braxton is the bluffest Dom we have on TsSeduction. She’s ripped, sexy, and a complete shit kicker in the sack. We LOVE shooting her and watching this update, you can
greelin:i can’t hate read about the lives of rich people otherwise i’ll have blood pressure problems.. they say shit like “we had to push back our yearly summer europe trip by a month and our normal villa was booked so we had to go somewhere with
liftedandgiftedd: frightenedlilcat:victoriaeden: bunnyharlow: modriazul: guys have no idea how far just being gentle can ACTUALLY get them. This shit right here……. This. Shit. Right. Here. ^^^YUP. Fucking FAVORITE. Yass uh yes we fucking
jehovahhthickness: sophia-thefounder: jehovahhthickness: They still won’t respect you even when you are all those things but ok. But if we have more black people in powerful positions then they can directly create a positive change and protect black
dynastylnoire: sourcedumal: dynastylnoire: thefandomdropout: airedmania: dynastylnoire: murderweapon: welfare-queen: hoteps really do have more influence in our communities than we like to admit lol like you’d be surprised how many black people
17mul: harleyhendrix:krxs10:CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW ON POINT EVERYONE IS HANDLING THIS CASE.THIS. THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE LIKE ALWAYSI have such conflicting emotions like I am impressed to the verge of tears and yet that saddens me because this
molothoo: thelovelybones124: sobeitjayt: 3amnightzz: nikez-40z: Woman says racist remarks and another woman is not having it! can we please find her @!!!!!! so your duck ass 3 months pregnant and started a fight if you dont gtf Ugh cops make me
luka-brasi: kingjaffejoffer: woodmeat:Everytime she post a snap 100% me Every damn time
nuestroamoresunviaje: cartnsncreal: Correction: Man assaults woman. Why are men such entitled little bitches that can’t take hearing no? Everybody doesn’t have to like you ya know. I never understood how men stood by and watched a man hit a woman
mr-seahorse: weavemama: ddestr0yedd: weavemama: anyway black women are having miscarriages in Flint and there has yet to be an outrage from the “pro-life” community can we call this a genocide yet? keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis.
bando–grand-scamyon: endangered-justice-seeker: She still felt it, even if she is strong enough to not react. My heart goes out to her for having to endure it. I’m so tired of black women being congratulated on how much shit we can take before
brattynympho: big-sugar: Me as a kid: can we go to mcdonalds. Parents: no I don’t have money for that shit. parent: you should buy me lunch. Me as an adult: I don’t have money for both of us to eat. Parent: wooooow you that stingy you can’t
FINAL FANTASY XII FRAN FIGURINEHer beautiful dark skin contrasts with her silvery hair for a visage that sets her apart from the other protagonists of FINAL FANTASY XII. We have recreated the tall and agile stature of this warrior, and no details has
adventures-in-poor-planning: adventures-in-poor-planning: whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him
ironbox3: used-trash: Shit Salad - 18 mins - £10.99 / พ.99 / €13.99 (½ price to those who bought/buy my Prolapse video) In the red corner we have a cucumber, a banana, a can of whipped cream, and an enormous dildo. And in the blue corner we have
spiritual-slut: fenetre-de-toit: We all have ain’t shit coworkers that do things we should really inform someone about but we don’t want to make that person our problem because of the drama that will come with it. But you really can’t think that
Oh my god I’m shaking and I can’t stop shaking but we have a house I think:D I did it. I called and applied over the phone. Whew.
shanellbklyn: giantssteps: robregal: Kain Carter | Pranking Women: Can We Have Sex? Bruh…this nigga really did this shit. And it turned out exactly how we all knew it would. Lmaooooiooooiooio slap boxing with bitches Yo I use to subscribe to
thatlittleegyptologist: infernalhera: thatlittleegyptologist: I think we can safely conclude that I know shit all about art (If I had that image of the meme of the guy angry with the word ‘Art’ imposed on it, I’d use it) I have procured the
boob-sweat: fudgernutter: nashscribblings: Note to boomers: no one speaks like this. holy shit is this even real have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP
on-my-pages: alrightevans: OKAY NO BUT IMAGINE THIS: harry and ginny accidentally moving in next door to draco and astoria and when harry realises he’s like shit shit shit aboRT MISSION WE HAVE TO MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE I CAN’T DO THIS GIN but ginny
philisntonfire: Why do we have to get acne as teenagers? Why can’t we get it when we’re like six and don’t give a shit about how we look or how other six year olds look?
jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend
saladsaladnovski: anafenza: all we need is a drummer they dont have to be good they just have to know what a rhythm is and beat the shit out of drums. or at least have drums that they wouldnt mind lending and i can sing and drum - john lennon
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
goopgirl: girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit?? u can borrow
dopelucas: i always see these posts about mutuals, but i just wanted to clarify that you can alwaysmessage me about how your day wastag me in postsask for advicehelp you with something (to the best of my ability)have a friend / a listenereven if we’re
pandafuture: Wtf new year was a moment ago and now we have already 2nd of January. 2k16 can you chill?
landofthemisfitqueers: commongayboy: YEAH SO CAN WE STOP PLAYING HER SHITTY MUSIC IN THE GAY BARS PLEASE?!LIKE WE DO NOT NEED THIS NO TALENT RACIST HOMOPHOBE PIECE OF SHIT TO DANCE TO WE HAVE NICKI & BEY FOR THAT THANK
skelletoons: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? YOU CAN GET CRUNCHIES IN NEW YORK CITY HOLY SHIT THEY’RE AMAZING
deebeezkneez:Y’all wanna know a kink I have? I’m heavily into that “just the tip” and “pussy teases dick” kinks where we both kind of have this orgasmic denial until we both can’t resist and are begging for it. I LOVE THAT SHIT! It’s the
thehonestcourtesanandtherake: That’s really cool how you guys have fantasies to attach to the video. We can’t complain because there’s none of our branding on it but just know it’s super lame to post videos that aren’t yours. Doing shit like
askabout-nikki: dreamsofafallenhunter: askabout-nikki: pablopacino: We can’t handle it tru^ Niggas fuck 6 girls and nearly die , when they girlfriend fucks 1 better yet just kisses another guy, and than have the nerve to make her feel like shit,
jehovahhthickness: infinite-angels: jehovahhthickness: And โK in my savings account fever i’m having more of a can you let other people live fever I’m having no one gives a shit about what YOU do because we’re too busy handling our own shit
mookieedapornstar: kacy-dash: kacy-dash: Reblog 500 times I’ll up load video You have until 10pm starting now 200 more come on guyz we can do it I wanna FuckThe Shit Out @kacy-dash
es-tea-enne: noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late how is that pronounced
fassbendmeovernow: Can I have her body? If this is from the newest/a future True Blood episode, we all know there is only one person she is dressing up for like that for. Awwww shit, I’m so excited =D
inglaterra: sexyturkeymask: hehatesnow: tea-all-over-your-face: I HAVE LOST ALL OF MY SHIT YOUTUBE THE FUCKING TIMELINE BAR OPEN THIS SHIT OUT OKAY DON’T WATCH IT ON HERE Yo dawg. we put a nyan in your nyan so you can nyan while you nyan.
gloomy-optimist:Fucking…of course Homestuck would present this shit as a fanfic, and then break the fourth wall of the fanfic by telling one of the characters to return to canon, like we can’t just have a regular media form behaving like regular media,
kay-ceee-uh: santer-ia: dduske: santer-ia: mariahnyani: santer-ia: Im happy lol why can’t have this omg lou we’re tumblr famous awawawawawaw holy shit wtf holy notes paige and louis, stop being so fuckin cute
e-jheman: jen-iii: e-jheman: I have proofs ,can i take her to gay jail now? Excuse you, we are CELL MATES IN THIS GAY JAIL ALREADY
Can we stop posting shit with critical notes attached? Like ‘He shoulda come in his hair’ or 'They should have switched up who was topping’. Look, if you want porn with a different outcome, trust me, IT EXISTS. Somewhere among the other
hammertime-rwby: We love matching girlfriends 💜💛 ps. they got laid can you tell
