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thaddeusmcboosh: “Just hold still, sweetie. We have a few more feet to go before we can call this test successful.” Shrinking scientist. Gee. I haven’t done this shit before have I? A warm-up that turned into a full monty. Mother help me.
tinattickles: “Suzy, shit, we’re gonna have to stop, I’m so close.” “Oh please, just a little longer, please, I’m so close.” “Baby, I’m trying…but..oh shit, I just can’t! I’m not gonna make it! Pull off!
wendyqueenofnaughty: peachsodapixie: rangerkimmy: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days I have
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On the second episode of Weird shit I see on dating apps; we have a Helen Keller truther.I’m assuming that he believes Helen Keller isn’t real because he probably thinks that disabled people can’t accomplish anything.
i have to make 3 fucking ads for a huge marketing project and we never even got taught how to fucking use photoshop we were literally just given this expected to know shit and wtf am i gonna do
“x word for a gender is made up” lol no shit dude it’s almost like we as humans make up words to describe the experiences we have so we can express that feeling more easily to others, get over yourselves.
mooserattler:I know shit is hard right now.If any of you have OnlyFans, Patreons, ManyVids, etc. I would be glad to share them here for you.If you have an Instagram you are selling items from, tag me and I can share. Lets just do all we can to help each
just got this email from tumblr: “You’re getting this email because you previously identified your Tumblr as adult-oriented. We wanted to give you a heads-up that we’ve made some changes to our content policies. Starting today, blogs that
weepingbouquettyphoon: yellehughes: truthdogg: If they used the picture on the right, they might start making people distrust skeevy-looking white men. Can’t have that, now can we? Please reblog this shit! Always trying to make white killers look
papishanpoo: We don’t have to talk everyday to be friends. We grown and got shit to do but if we cool you know you can always hit my line
lordranandbeyond: Playing Dark Souls with only voice commands looks thoroughly miserable. Fortunately we live in the age where we can watch other people do this shit instead of having to do it ourselves.EDIT: Thanks to gravelorded for pointing out his
memeufacturing: jeff: we have finally finished our website where people can sell useless shit. Lets call it Jeffslistcraig *unsheathing his katana*: i have different plans, Jeff
knownformystache:daddyspalace:submissivefeminist:Condoms are only 98% effective when used correctly.Sugar can cause infections in the vagina. This means things like chocolate sauce, honey, and lubricants with glycerin can be harmful.Having sex with an
issiekay: okay everyone’s all gung-ho about reblogging artists and everything and that is GREAT don’t get me wrong but as an writer, can we get a little love too? If you read our shit on tumblr and liked it? REBLOG IT.Ao3? KUDOS. Hell, really fucking
kRO added something like this in their patch shit:Id: 1416ACCESSORY_Eremes_Scarf, 에레메스스카프… What is it? What does it do? What does it look like? Can we have it? CAN I HAVE IT?
shofie-ffxiv: sarcastic-clapping: im smol and ready 2 brawl I don’t even care, this can go on my main blog. Shofie smol too. But yeah. I’m 5′2″, and holy shit I can relate SO MUCH
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve
twerkingobserver: sean3116: elialys: always-singhal: can we start a fringe fandom please? what is a fringe fandom? a brand of toast? “The fandom… it has arrived.” yea bro but we need the password firstWhere does the gentleman live?
yellowonesdontstop: gnomesweetgnome: Can we tumblr bomb this shit? I’m going to be honest. This is the most difficult online petition to sign. You have to create an account, then wait for a confirmation email and only then can you finally sign it.
cosmic-noir: hutchj: madamn-juana: You can see how fucked up this country’s jail system is and media portrayal is all in one. Does “claims” now equals “we have visual proof that it actually happened?” The media is absolute shit.
queenleft:It was only on a halt, they never stopped the pipeline. What we have to understand … is that these devils are going to do whatever they want because they can and they want to. Doesn’t matter if its legal or illegal Even when we protest,
thelovelybones124: thatpettyblackgirl: Damn this the shit you think about all day but to read it just made it more real because it can easily be any one of us. That feeling must be the worst. We have so many good men/women out here who’s lives are
bead-bead: odins-one-eyed-fuck: sirdef: novaorchid: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days i’m
acklebottomjeans: tardisofthestars: This is one of the cutest fucking pictures that I have ever fucking seen of these two little shits. J and J with their bodyguard (x) #’but..but clif we can beat up big guys too. we’re big..!’#’no jared.
slugbox: Shit Melee players sayThis game sucks let’s play Melee.Do you have a Gamecube?Are you going out for beer? We can drive by my house and get my Gamecube.Does anyone need beer? I’ll drive and we can go get my Gamecube too.I’m back. I brought
alicewhyy: Personally think we should have a tumblr meet up here.. It’s super fun. We can play dodgeball and jump super high and do flips and shit. Anyone in?
glitter6ug: jiluan: dawnofwar-sexmod: jiluan: having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit We out here buying shit yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck workers be shopping
emptylegacy:jamyjams15: We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy. Holy shit I actually really, really, really, really want this to be
peachsodapixie: rangerkimmy: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days I have to disagree with the
soulsoaker: jiluan: dawnofwar-sexmod: jiluan: having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit We out here buying shit yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck
fuggmuff: souls-in-my-tea: metalslugx: nolanthebiggestnerd: utfanevent2018: We may not have a venue just yet, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t spread the word! WEBSITE | TWITTER OHHHHH NOOOOOOO This is another Dashcon shit isn’t it
zufallstreffer: astrosloth2016: I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
ghostofcommunism: Destroy the idea that family is more important then friendship. Family is often controlling and abusive and we’re told we should tolerate that shit where with friends, we can choose to have relationships with amazing people who validate
limebreaker: Adoptable. This is Tailia, the slithery slithery snake. She may be short, but good fucking lord is she long. Like, seriously, the tape measure wasn’t long enough. Shit, we can’t even get all of her into one room. We have confirmed that
emptylegacy:jamyjams15:We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy. Holy shit I actually really, really, really, really want this to be a
jackthevulture: ughsocialjustice: This post has over 100,000 notes. -_- Seriously? We are like aware that males have self esteem issues too, right. We are aware that they can feel like shit about themselves. And that just because they are boys, doesnt
gohn-jegbert: karkatuan: everyone should fucking re-read homestuck at the same time and act as if they’ve never read it before and act all shocked when shit happens and we can have a different upd8 tag like postupd8 or some shit idk I just think it’d