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hentaiforevawork: Lana, Midna and Link are looking for a way to get Zelda out of a long sleep in a mysterious forest.Lana : What a weird sleeping position. She’s totally naked…Midna : We should play a melody she knows.Link : Oil up my flute before
“I have pretty intense sexual fantasies about my best friend, but when I’m around her in person I don’t think of her sexually at all. Is that weird? Are fantasies usually really different to what we actually want?” That’s
hentaiforevawork: Lana, Midna and Link are looking for a way to get Zelda out of a long sleep in a mysterious forest.Lana : What a weird sleeping position. She’s totally naked…Midna : We should play a melody she knows.Link : Oil up my flute before
psychofactz: Follow DidYouKnowBro.com For More Interesting Weird Fun Facts Fucking Lions are smarter than Men, Go figure. even to animals, we seem like animals.
bonbonwrights: “I get letters that say ‘Stop being evil to Harry or we’ll go to Hogwarts and kick your butt. Some fans are so weird. One changed his name legally to Lucius Malfoy and wanted to adopt me.”
jtotheizzoe: Ever thought about where your guts are? I have. We’re all basically upside-down lobsters. It’s a weird thing to think about, but it’s true. Anyone who’s eaten crustaceans has observed this. When you crack into a lobster, or shrimp,
fuckmeontheside: Your friends think it’s weird that you’re with an older man, but always complain about sex with their young boyfriends.Some things are so obvious we completely miss them. chipped-red-nail-polish
“Thanks for buying me a drink sweetie, but I’m here on vacation with my boyfriend. I mean seriously, do I look like I’m still single? It is weird how we keep bumping into each other though, what room are you staying in? Oh really, 207… yeah,
All too often we look around and say inside, “how come I want this when no one else does?” Many do but just like you they hide it. No you are not weird.
pj-nsfw: When the girls go out with plane pone, not everything goes well also nikita and her weird fetishes (Remember that airpon’s wings are detachable) @mcsweezy @stable86 @whatsa-smut No one explained when the game ends, I think we have an apocalyps
pizzaforpresident: supermassiveasshole: so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place it took
meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
dermythosdessisyphos: wewillavenge-it: nickiminiall: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets? glasses
ciechi: abby-howard: Today’s Junior Scientist Power Hour is all about ladies and their weird periods! What are periods? We don’t really know. But you can always tell when a woman is on her period because she has opinions that men don’t like,
pruningthemindsgarden: bounemr: Okay but we have these posts about humans being super weird compared to aliens and I’m just picturing meme culture Humans, these terrifying space orcs, are prone to temporary and sometimes destructive lapses of reason.
grimgrinninggoats: takaska: meekmeister: Meeko doesn’t understand corners that well. maybe Meeko understands corners better than we ever will… god birds are so fucking weird and i love them
kittykat8311: snakebitcat: sarahsaharasaurus: this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused” “Why then do they not eat cake?” “Why are millennials killing the living industry? Is social
ruelukas22: badjokesbyjeff: Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time. You see, it used to get cold outside I’m
truth-shitposting: lalaithion: argumate: argumate: theinflammablemammal: argumate: “my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,” are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which
pacey-grey:I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.”
belladonnaq: Hey guys~ Reapersun and BelladonnaQ are looking for some of your prompts for Halloween! We’re looking to collect ideas for fanart and fanfic collaborations. Prompts can be scary and creepy, weird and silly, supernatural and monster-y…
darling-highness: shinyriolus: captaintightpanties: conronorock: yuri of the week What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be? the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking
smartgirlsattheparty: bookoisseur: micdotcom: We completely agree with this Tumblr post that points out how weird it is that bra commercials are aimed at straight men. If bras were actually marketed and made with women in mind, the ads would sound
yeviereblogs:craylittleliars:Tumblr is weird because some people are freshmen in high school and some people have already graduated college and have a job and we’re all just conversing like age isn’t even a thing.Honestly, this bothers me a whole
kitaokaapologist: memosfromlevi: voburi: It’s so weird bc as weeaboos we all started out watching Bleach and Naruto and now the weeaboo starter pack is SAO and Attack on Titan and some kids don’t even know what bleach and naruTO ARE As someone
roswell-newton-vargas: Like, annoyance and disinterest and anger are normal human emotions, but we’ve created this weird culture where you’re only allowed to have bad feelings about things if it’s for some righteous cause. And instead of taking
miss-nerdgasmz: traceexcalibur: I smell trouble brewing #what kind of weird religious/sci fi novel are we living in #is this Evangelion everything is a joke.
classicallyleone: guystud: guystud: these middle school boys are wtching some anime on the bus its weirdly cute bc theyre all huddled around the laptop totally into it they were watching hentai we all saw that coming it was kind of predictable
phantomrose96:craylittleliars:Tumblr is weird because some people are freshmen in high school and some people have already graduated college and have a job and we’re all just conversing like age isn’t even a thing.#AGE IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOURE SCREAMING
sliceofbri: spoken-not-written: am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked 1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin
so I’m having this problem where I’m getting injured from doing my job. the buses we’re using have these weird table thingies where I’m supposed to stand so it’s pushing against my legs in a way that my hamstrings are sore
I’m watching football with my ~old college buddies and oh my god. So many of us are into jojos now so all we’ve been doing is calling Graham Dio, screaming OHHHH NOOOOO in our best Joseph voices, and making weird remarks about steel balls.
Hey so a childhood best friend of mine overdosed and died. We weren’t close anymore (the relationship was super toxic), but the memories are still there. I don’t really know what to do right now. I’m a little weird feeling right now.
classy-emo: fuckyeahmarshworth: it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret reblog + add in the tags your middle name so we’ll all know B)
xanadu-next:anarchosurfism:bruh He doesnt deserve this queen
wigwams: spritzeal:how do they advertise for stockphoto models like. ‘are you conventionally attractive, but in a weirdly bland sort of way? do your friends have difficulty picking you out of a crowd? do you look faintly like a default sim? we want
stevencrewniverse: In honor of our weird new episode tonight, all of the people… er… sneeple on the Steven Crewniverse are sharing a fresh batch of Snupcakes! we’ll look for the truth under all that frosting! food prep: Christy Cohen
goobermation: Adventure Time Bomb (1 /2) “Go grab your friends, we’re going to very distant regions…” They are already pretty weird it’s sometimes hard to tell which one is the pokemon on which one isn’t. This of course results in a lot of
latac: jacoblasher: 4ncient: m-sterious: this automatically goes on your blog every winter we watched this in US history class today and my teacher could quote practically every line….it was weirdly awesome sorry but why are you watching this
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?
nowherelittlegirl:Woo to the Young to the Woo~Dong to the Geu to the Rami! Haaa!! ✨🐳🎧
cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope. nope. no it’s not.
blastortoise: it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.“ Like how do you miss
nightmarebc: erinthesails: That weird inbetween time of night where all the Americans have finally gone to bed but none of the Brits are up yet so literally everyone’s dashes are completely dead We call this “Australia owns the internet” time.
hustlerose:thesecretuncle:hustlerose:isnt it weird how the most common fears are heights, spiders, snakes, and clowns? 3 of those things are natural features of the world, but clowns, we made those up. statistically one of the scariest things humanity
acceber74: blastortoise: it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.“ Like
blastortoise: it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.“ Like how do you miss
nonbinary-rileyblue: i canNOT BELIEVE
shtuts: “do you think we’ll ever get to meet aliens?*bark*aliens! like.. from space*bark*…you are not!*bark*because youre not!*bark*because dogs are from earth stupid!!*bark*well yea i guess it is kinda weird you can talk…”
armin-gesumin: Eren and Historia are related to the king Levi and Mikasa are related I guess we’re gonna have a really weird family tree at the end of this manga…
wsswatson: it’s so fucking weird when straight people are like “CAN MEN AND WOMEN EVER BE JUST FRIENDS?” because so many of my friends are queer women and we manage to hang out without it turning into an orgy so maybe it’s just that straight
