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esadollmisa: We played with a new inflatable dildo. It was not big as we expected but good to fuck. The sad thing is my pussy squeezed it too much and it’s broken already :( Look! A new blog to follow! Impressive displays of GIRTHitude.
A surprise gift from Furii of him turning me into a bodysuit for his personal pleasure via a magical zipper. Was totally not expecting this goody but I LOVE IT.I can hear so many shlorpy noises as you pull me on. I’m half expecting a sequel.
laurienrick1: I remember my first time when my brother came in my mouth oh it was not what I was expecting didn’t know they came that much…then again at my age i didn’t know much about sex anyway…love to try new things….laurieanne
esadollmisa: We played with a new inflatable dildo. It was not big as we expected but good to fuck. The sad thing is my pussy squeezed it too much and it’s broken already :( That’s a shame - the dildo should break your pussy - your pussy shouldn&r
dallassissy: depravityexposed: When Mistress told me that I would become Rocky’s little bitch I assumed that she had invited one of her male friends over to have me for the night. God I was half right, it was a male but god Rocky was not what I expected
filthypainslut: The pumping pain would normally had been enough - it really hurt a lot more than I was expecting it to - but the needles had arrived and while my nipples were so hard and sensitive it seemed rude not to.With my tits bound reasonably tight
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
I lately so tired…So I haven’t update in a looooong while u____u.This from last weekend!! and friends of mine bought me things I REALLY LOVE!!! My birthday was past month so I didn’t expected this…I was so happy!! I’m not used
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
kalxlife: islandstuffer: Help!So, i haven’t been active on tumblr because of Maria. It’s been really hard for me, most of my place was wrecked and I lost my job, as the place I work was destroyed. There’s no power and it’s not expected to come
rnushroorns: aanubis: ungrammaticholiday: yggdrasilly: christmasblogger: Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x] oh my god NOOOOOOO they all gasped like OHHH i don’t know what i was expecting, but it was not that
rebisdungeon: Gyaru Harley Quinn!Today I’ve finished promised variation of my Harley Quinn pinup…Yes, Gyaru-Quinn!Honestly, I was not confident whether I could make nice Gyaru variation for Harley or not… but I could manage it better than I expected!
teamrocketing: my dog trusted me
katara: k1mkardashian: thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell
flower-crowns-and-gas-masks: effington: catbountry: drtanner: thebestoftumbling: you okay there, buddy? WHAT I wasn’t sure what noise I was expecting but that was not it. That’s the best noise it could have ever been FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT
squilf: choquefrontal: marinotravelo: I actually wasn’t expecting that Me neither, but I am not complaining. was definitely expecting that, didn’t make it any less funny.
Epic was pretty cool. The animation was great and the designs and ideas were creative. The story was alright, not particularly gripping and generally pretty much what you’d think it’d be, but they threw a couple curveballs in what I expected which
24cr: her design was not what i was expecting and i LOVE it.
thesylverlining: sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on didn’t expect this one. not complaining either
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing.“IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Jean sat silently as Lea spoke, his face blank as she processed his words. He wanted to offer a calming hand, but wasn’t sure if it was appropriate or not. Jean waited quietly from where he sat until she turned back to
runicscribbles: wicked1one11: nuclearhobo: leo-arcana: kat2107: daimaouffxiv: forever-afk: oh my god Okay, this is awesome. whatever you are expecting, this is not it! If you could see my face right now, oh my fucking god This……was not what
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD. This is the dumbest thing
queeringfeministreality: sandandglass: Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT
k1mkardashian:thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
aobooooty: I was expecting Mink to be like
tastefullyoffensive: [calmblueoceans]
Knife PlaySo today I took a class on fear and bdsm play, it was not what I expected lol. But during this class, he demonstrated knife play with a volunteer. At first, I was holy fuck, he’s going to fuck her with that knife! I was scared for her,
so-gaia: mooncrumbs: we found this scruffy pony when we were on the hunt for mushrooms, it was such a fresh and lovely walk even if my shroom knowledge was not up 2 naffan’s high standards I don’t have standards that i expect u to be!!!
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
notllorstel:nehiels:kukkiia:… I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it was not this.@notllorstel👌👌👌👍👍👀👀💯💯👀👀👍👍👍👌👌
esadollmisa: We played with a new inflatable dildo. It was not big as we expected but good to fuck. The sad thing is my pussy squeezed it too much and it’s broken already :(
chloe24942: “No baby, not yet. Just hold it a little longer.” I groaned, frustrated. How was I expected to hold it back like this? Her breasts were hanging in my face as her big beautiful ass was riding me hard. Her pussy clamped tight around
queeringfeministreality: sandandglass: Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT 😂😂😂
rl-y: I really can not get over this gif because it’s almost like Piper wasn’t told to do that hand thing and Alex wasn’t expecting it but she thought it was really cute and omg I love them so much
the-heart-goes-wanting: askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
derinthescarletpescatarian:blurds:this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks He is so confused I don’t know what I expected but this was not it and I was not disappointed. @fairyneko @slendershadow1
There is absolutely nothing worse than being excited for food and then have it not taste like what you were expecting like I’m about to trash all of my bowl of food because I’m mad irritated and it was also messy and i hate when my food gets
vi9: askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing.“IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD. It’s almost like they
cassandrapickle: queeringfeministreality: sandandglass: Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT This is exactly how I eat bananas
So, how was your first time?“Oh man, it was great! I was totally not expecting the double teaming. I loved being the center of attention for the end part too.““Yeah, this guy’s gonna do just fine.““I’ll say.“
m4korra: When Varrick said there was “company”, and it was not the fun kind, I expected a whole fleet of ships ready to attack. But that. That was worse.
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