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“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
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