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iancsamson: Double late Inktober! Every day, she ponders turning the girl completely into a statue, but listening to her pleas, playing with her hair, and decorating her proves to be much more satisfying. And if she does want something more statuesque,
gorgonglazer: “I know this isn’t exactly what you had in mind when I said I wanted you all to myself. But don’t worry; being a statue can be fun… in its own way.” Manip by GorgonGlazer
dcsart: A recent Medusa petrification themed comic I made for Ethereal-Hypno! Always a ton of fun to make a comic commission for someone, and always a lot of fun to explore themes I haven’t before. (Also, I think Zeke is very cute!) Like this comic?
That moment where you want to quit being Alliance, quit being Horde and just kill everyone who wrecked the pretty jade dragon statue.
cliopadra: shoe yeet The Swing (Jean-Honoré Fragonard) - Good Omens version Featuring happy Aziraphale, lovestruck Crowley, confused Beelze and Gabriel, Michael in statue form and an Anathema that does NOT want to be there
slightlypsychicparade: thatpettyblackgirl: No kneeling. No marching.#BlackExcellence Ugh. Okay, this is NOT the whole story. The city of Memphis wanted the statues removed, but their state’s legislature decided to be a big bag of dicks about it and
officialkylieminoguedragqueen: ive said this before but ariel didnt want legs to be with eric. ariel wanted legs before she ever saw eric. but ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought “if im gonna do this im
I’ve always wanted to know what it would be like to get fucked by a statue
I’ve always wanted to be fucked by a statue
bryankonietzko: Remember way back at the end of 2015 when I said I drew a thing for a thing? Well, that thing is finally *almost* done. The fine folks at Mondo approached us back then about doing a Korrasami statue, and sent over a 2D concept by Eric
officialkylieminoguedragqueen: ive said this before but ariel didnt want legs to be with eric. ariel wanted legs before she ever saw eric. but ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought “if im gonna do this im gonna
sw087: mathmaticalkrillbits: emo-otaku: Someone remind me to never be a mythology nerd and read stuff about Greek Gods because I just saw a statue of the god Pan fucking a goat. I guess he was feeling a little.. Horny shhhhhhh! Do you want Zeus
There’s a gym nearby at a bear mural, surrounded by pokestops at bear statues. And if I were a more ambitious person I would devote myself to training up, taking over, and keeping that gym, ‘cause, I mean, that place is practically made for me
bradburythequeen: i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go “No.” and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone
lawlu: idiothair: I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues. sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence
slightlypsychicparade: thatpettyblackgirl: No kneeling. No marching.#BlackExcellence Ugh. Okay, this is NOT the whole story. The city of Memphis wanted the statues removed, but their state’s legislature decided to be a big bag of dicks about it
tocifer: idiothair: I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues. sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence
scottandhiskind: blue–folder: ‘The Poser’ at Freedom Plaza, Washington DC by Bryan Buckley Now see this is the kind of statue that should be put up if you want to commemorate the dark parts of history
exhibuk: exposedhotguys: This boy loves to be exposed! When you reblog this pic tell him where you want him to get naked next! He reads the comments!!! Would love to see you naked on a plinth somewhere like a statue :-)
deux-zero-deux: demands-with-menace: Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years. she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues
Why have I never seen a statue even remotely close to being this amazing? I want one! by evanotty
