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herbailiwick: tomdiddleston: when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from
meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
meladoodle: mxcleod: meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off when i
biorobo: *unloads wallet
Ok, morning check complete. You may go to work to earn me more money that will never go into your wallet. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No money, no wallet, no phone, no credit card, no shoes. But you’ve got this sight of me to remember while you are walking 20 miles home. You ever use the car without my permission again, it will be 40 miles. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I love that you that you are so intimidated by my beauty that you can’t even form words when I so much as smile at you. My greatest joy has been exploiting your weaknesses and making you a simpering slave to my every desire. Now go fetch your wallet,
flr-captions: No money, no wallet, no phone, no credit card, no shoes. But you’ve got this sight of me to remember while you are walking 20 miles home. You ever use the car without my permission again, it will be 40 miles. | Caption Credit:
tskittyhung4you: Ts Kitty Hung 5/22/17 Are You Google Wallet Ready & would like to join my private snap chat ??? Simply send a 1 time purchase fee of ษ to obtain access to my naughty snapchat ! It’s private & can only be accessed by
eyy got tagged by @lokifrostgiant101, thanks friendofive things you’ll find in my bag:- sketchbook- pencil case- wallet- a book- a tote bagfive things you’ll find in my bedroom:- an ikea shark- drawings of dicks- houseplants- my dog usually-
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
ethertune: My love for oppa is infinite but unfortunately my wallet is not.
andrewbreitel: i would have thrown my wallet in there holy shit
ollivander: unclefather: how to kiss a boy grab his waist slip your hand in his pocket steal his wallet dont even kiss him just run #works every time
gg-sugar: blackexcellence101: seej500: seej500: misscokebottleglasses: dailyjackiechan: You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you! I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I
pathogems: rehked: fakinq-glory: today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every
blood-elf:i lost my wallet
darrynek: when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is
stevita: temposfruitpunch: Fuck college, pay me money to gain weight. *busts out wallet*
lolsomeone-actually: seej500: seej500: misscokebottleglasses:dailyjackiechan:You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS
mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me
praying that 2016 brings me a fatter ass and a fatter wallet
hauntedconstellations: mothernaeture: doubled899: 7mangoes: may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017 May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017 may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017 Reblog
sephirajo: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of Ū,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet? Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL! The United States Government: (Watch how many people don’t
titankoretech: swansmaiden: scifinut: notcuddles: hotline-jacket: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed
sweet-cherry-fairy: thick-thighs-and-french-fries: baawri: Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x] Cant reblog this enough I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers and men as walking wallets who’s
An LAPD officer accidentally filmed himself putting cocaine in a suspect’s wallet
robotlyra: pyreo: bemusedlybespectacled: fucking christ I am sobbing “If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“ i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With
thepigeongazette:it’s a wallet half full kind of mentality
spookyloop: There must be some kind of a new Tumblr virus going on, I’ve gotten two chat messages from long-time followers this morning asking for help and linking to a Bitcoin wallet. (Two different versions of basically: “Hey what’s up? I need
ghiraheeheeheem: deepnest: musicalhell: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a
gear3rd: writingmyselfintoanearlygrave: writing-prompt-s: One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash,
grandpaq: 1000watttwat: tarynel: Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning.. Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .
korbendeanbhm:Venmo, PayPal, and Google Wallet!! Plus a stomach growl!!!!
universi-tea:airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot
breelandwalker: comrademugsy: I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening
theherooflight: thiefcat-niao: piefanart: One time i bought some pokemon cards at goodwill and this was mixed in with them and it made me laugh so hard when i saw it, so i tucked it into my wallet. Whenever I’m sad i pull out the muscle medic card
swan2swan: I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me. “I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?” I stop. I look up with horror.
lotusofhope:magicalgirlmindcrank:nflstreet:Reason 3737319 tumblr is better than Twitter Imagine getting ur crypto wallet hacked thru Twitter and losing ur weed smoking o face ape that you paid 40k for imagine them replacing your pfp with their dick
pressanykeytostart:biglawbear:phantomrose96:I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped
stability: I wish my wallet came with free refills
embrace-your-inner-lunatic: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do
pokemonoxide: “Oh look a fanny pack, harmless right? Probably just carrying my wallet or some chapstick-”WRONGI always come prepared to send someone to the shadow realm rageomega
tajmahalla: recentgooglesearches: I opened up my wallet but there is only blood???
geopunk: my wallet is empty just like my soul
skvtevlldvy: I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply
blackexcellence101: seej500: seej500: misscokebottleglasses: dailyjackiechan: You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you! I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6
unfortunately-awake: Operation: WALLET
pancakeke: saffron-not-so-joy: rabdoidal: for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
relax-enjoythepain: My dad’s friend doesn’t know a single thing about fashion, instead of clutch he thinks those little strapless wallet purse things are called snatches and it is completely hilarious “you girls ready to go? got your snatches?
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