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…did you hear the one about the guy with a big cock walks into a bar…?
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followmyfantasies: The moment he walked into the bar I knew a saviour had come to my rescue. I ran to him and wrapped my arms around his neck. “Please play along with me” I asked before kissing him on the lips. What was meant to be a chaste little
headingsouthart: a orc walks into a bar….
Now walk into the bar like that. Any man that talks to you, drop to your knees and offer a blowjob. Report back how many you gave. If you do well maybe I’’ll spare your sister
your-cum-rag: whenthisboygetshappy: 40andplum: Cross the streams (via TumbleOn) It must ve so amazing to be a hot woman. If I was her, I’d have cum raining down on me all day long, every day. Just walk into a bar, grab 5 guys by the dick and let
arousingsounds: Three girls walk into a bar…
Pee Perverts: Going Potty by Abigail ThorntonWhen Scott Pascoe sees Samantha Adams walking into a bar on Friday 13th for after-work drinks, he feels lucky. He doesn’t feel quite so lucky after asking what she keeps hidden under her bed. Blaming Harry,
miloubi: love2mmf: If the thought of having your girlfriend or wife walking into a bar with a skimpy dress, makes your cock rock hard, then we have something in common! she definitely gets my cock’s attention
girlswithbigcocks: Bet she loves watching guys line up to service her when she walks into a bar in that short skirt, with her amazing cock dangling down.
crazygirl-4: So … a blonde, brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar………………
tats-n-cupcakes-theramblingsof: Last night a gentlemen walked into the bar in his military uniform. He asked one of our bartenders for two of our very best bourbon shots. He poured him two shots and gave him his change and he kept on pouring his other
sizzlinghotlegs: A redhead walks into a bar…
A black man walks into a bar. A white man says, "No coloured people allowed in here!” The black man says, "I’m born black. When I'm freezing, I'm black. When I'm sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black. When YOU are born, you're pink. When
tyleroakley: thedailywhat: POTUS Pic of the Day: So the President walks into a bar… and he meets Madalyn Starkey, a University of Colorado student who will forever be known as the girl who posed for the greatest photo ever taken of a sitting president.
pedrito21: A orc walks into a bar by: headingsouth Vote 4 Pedro
thedeviantthingsilike: You can expect this to happen to you. jenslut: Drive me out if town so we know we won’t run into anyone we know. Then make me walk into a bar or gas station like this. It turns me on to think about how I will blush and react
Did you hear the one about the Lion that walked into a bar …?
Thank you for giving me one last hurrah before you are removed from the game, blingtron mission xDGo, my furry minions, go! …so much gold
A Fizz walks into a bar... - League of Legends Community
mcsiggy: So a centaur and a demon walk into a bar and realized theyre pretty attracted to each other. Gay shenanigans ensue. So yeah! New Nsfw (18 ) comic! Woo! More info can be found and can also be bought HERE on my gumroad! How much is it? why
So a scoundrel and a Sith walk into a bar… (at Oga’s Cantina in Galaxy’s Edge) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9P2loIB1ft/?igshid=1y1g9qb1ncxwt
laughhard:Cat walks into a bar. [website | facebook]
mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve
archaeologicals: fun facts! leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus. stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913. aristotle tutored alexander the
officialshoebox: So a cat walks into a bar…
mmguitarbar: annlarimer: richiewhite: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappears This is where philosophy
fumbledeegrumble: officialacecourse: fumbledeegrumble: officialacecourse: fumbledeegrumble: officialacecourse: an inclusionist and an exclusionist walk into a bar They’re friends who know that the other’s heart is in the right place even though
annlarimer: richiewhite: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappears This is where philosophy students
guiltmenot: A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you
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A man & a Giraffe walk into a bar, the Giraffe passes out & the man goes to leave. The bartender says “Are you going to leave that lying there?” And the man says “Thats not a lion, that’s a Giraffe!” :3
ladyghirahim: justbadpuns: A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies “if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of
jechtx: headingsouthart: a orc walks into a bar…. And the Knight die by is Spear
proto-homo: perksofbeingvers: You walk into a bar and these two guys look at you, wyd? Get my exorcism kit ready for these demonic looking fucks
penguintim: Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies, Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist
whedonesque: From today’s Firefly reunion panel at New York Comic Con (X)Question for Nathan: “Malcolm Reynolds and Han Solo walk into a bar. Who walks out?”Nathan: “Everyone else.”
kamikazekatze: asktheoakenshieldbros: bencumberbooty: An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it. Can someone show Richard that one? So he has a 2nd Joke to tell.
aeiee: bencumberbooty: An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.
a-l0nerslife: untroestlich: jesuschristvevo: a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks. I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3 Don’t make that
miss-zarves: i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry
coffee-and-steve-rogers: doomedbrothers: Two hunters and an angel walk into a bar… Gabriel laughs and walks under it.
introvertedswag: cyberuser: a man walks into a bar and burns the whole bar down beCAUSE AMERICA FREEDOM 420 YEAH THE AMERICAN FLAG FIREWORKS YEAH FAT HAMBURGERS LOUD PEOPLE AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sips tea* I say.
angeluslorelei: breelandwalker:catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.need this on blog always “And then he ran
lady-feral: catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke. need this on blog always I’m gonna reblog this every time I see
do-you-even-misha: evannaleraven-elf: An elf walks into a bar, A hobbit laughs and walks under it. THAT WAS GOOD
lovenerdeen: lovenerdeen: A Zionist walks into a bar, he never leaves. Update: the Zionist kicked everyone out and now owns the bar. Anyone attempting to enter gets beer bottles thrown at them. Police are on the scene protecting the zionists’ right
koukouvayia: a bird walks into a bar…. the wrong bar. this is one of the assignments i was working on for my major and also very vaguely a redraw of something i drew when i was 15. i was rushed on this so there aren’t as many details as there were
mitunafaptor: A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”“Arrrrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty
robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.
alkahestic: roy mustang walked into a bar. edward elric walked under it.