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spencersarcastic:casualblessings:May you wake up to cancelled classes.what the fuck this worked i saw this and we got a call saying they canceled school literally an hour later
hersheywrites: takeprideinyourheritage: His victim testified he raped her in bed with her infant, called her ghetto piece of shit. How can you feel safe when it’s the police kicking down your door, attacking you. By @please_wake_up - 24 Year Old
somecunttookmyurl: Hi there. If you’re just waking up Brexit won The £ plummeted to a 30-year low Japan has stopped trading Scotland is pushing for independence Ireland is considering re-unification The Dutch Freedom Party are calling for their own
writing-prompt-s: You wake up in a dimly lit prison cell to find your cell door busted open, a pile of unconscious guards, a stuffed duck called Leeroy, the faint sound of Gangnam Style, and an absurd amount of blood on your hands
falco-lombardis-guyliner: jettreno: ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and- disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire
dogexmachina:superjustaguyblog:falco-lombardis-guyliner: jettreno: ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and- disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna
issamomma:issamomma:So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new. Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
jaja-han: he finds it endearing keith calls jay gatsby jay all i can think about is keith waking up abruptly because of random thoughts its funny to me
nitramaraho: wingscanspeak: Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up! There we go children. If you find my body call the police. no gourds allowed
orbitingghosts:Did you know bad dreams are called night mares because waking up shaking and terrified is exactly Like the sensation of having to acknowledge the existence of horses
mother-son-incest-love: I TELL MY MOTHER THAT IAM STILL A VIRGIN !!! AND MY FRIENDS ALWAYS CALL ME LOSER !! MOMMYS SAYS YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS ! TOMMOROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY GO TO BED BABY ! IN THE MORING I WAKE UP…MY MOM SITING NEXT TO ME AND SAY BABY
I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally.
wingscanspeak: Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up! There we go children. If you find my body call the police.
i-will-call-you-sir: I believe THIS is the best part of waking up.
freakingdork:knatalie:okay but please please tell me someone sat down and wrote after-mulan fic where some days li shang wakes up and rolls over and murmurs mulan’s name and reaches out for her only to hear “call me ping today” whispered back and
Back to back overdose calls…. I hope that’s the end of it for tonight. I suspect I won’t sleep as well as they were before I gave them the wake up juice… but I’m going to try. Sweet dreams, cruel world
p2ndcumming: daydreamerjim: Waking up the next morning and realizing the party’s just begun ;)Call me cracker barrel cause my descriptions are cheesy afOkay so after this pic, a very pervy anon asked about some sexy clothes I own (because I’m lazy
wingscanspeak: Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up! There we go children. If you find my body call the police. how are you the cutest people? also, who has that many wee
brazzerscafe: Danny wakes up to find himself in the hospital under the watchful of eye of Dr. Julia Ann. Desperate for answers, Danny gets some information from a fellow prisoner of the Brazzers Universe, but when the busty Dr. Ann comes calling, Danny
prometheusfx: Please Asuka... wake up.. just call me an idiot, like you always do... please...
Open your eyes idiot! I'm here for you!
daddy-dark: When daddy says you’re sexy; when he calls you beautiful; when he is in awe of who you are and how you look; believe him. Latch onto those words and internalize them. Make them the first things you think of waking up and the last before
from-hells-heart: Uncle Peter sometimes gives me a bedtime drink. He sometimes gives it to me in the middle of the day, or when I’ve been a cranky girl. He calls it “Sleepy Syrup”, and although it doesn’t taste very good, I always wake up feeling
thenightmarebeforedxmas: marylovestheshield: fixtheinjustice: Imagine Waking Up And Seeing That Face ; 3 OMFG! I’d be so happy! UNF! i’d call the cops and hide in the closet with a bat.
brielarsan: “Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.”
wizcoylifa: you wake up after being cryogenically frozen for over 400 years. you look around at the world you thought you would recognize but nothing is the same. you go to collect your belongings and check your phone. 456,823 missed calls from Mom.
ellathesugarbaby: cannibalismisdandy: fandomsarekillingme: iseektheholygrail: oh-mrwinchester-oh: So today I found out these are what Americans called ‘Smarties’ But these are Smarties Those American ‘Smarties’ are Fizzers Wake up
mjalti: me, waking up to 40 missed calls: hope that wasnt important
spankmestrongdaddy: softlittleprincess: alphamaledreamer: daddybearspicnic: Being there for her, Always and Forever. This, is what DD/lg is about. Papa and i sleep on skype a good bit. He wakes up if I call is name. 💜 @nekosdaddy 💖💖
ptdog: This is why we give a key to fuck buddies who are early risers. WAKE-UP BOOTY CALL
collegesubmissive: Waking up in the middle of the night always sucks. But when you send a quick “hi :)” and he calls you on Skype immediately to check on you, to make sure you didn’t have a bad dream… I just wish he was here to hold me. Not all
mollypops23: You don’t wanna be like her. You could wake up at the foot of your Master’s bed or in a cozy kennel with a blanket. He would gently nudge you awake and beckon you to him. You would heed his call contently, opening your mouth wide at
My favorite part of a relationship is the part where we’re just getting to know each other. The part where I wake up in the morning, and my first instinct is to text or call you to say ‘good morning’. The part where I’m just sitting in class,
princess–kittyy: tobamory: weloveshortvideos: When your best friend calls @jaded-misfits @alpha–mermaid when you text me first thing in the morning 💕 Omg this is the cutest thing ever. First thing I do when I wake up is check for Kitty
momsloverboy: mother-son-incest-love: I TELL MY MOTHER THAT IAM STILL A VIRGIN !!! AND MY FRIENDS ALWAYS CALL ME LOSER !! MOMMYS SAYS YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS ! TOMMOROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY GO TO BED BABY ! IN THE MORING I WAKE UP…MY MOM SITING NEXT TO
the-doll-collector: mollypops23: You don’t wanna be like her.You could wake up at the foot of your Master’s bed or in a cozy kennel with a blanket. He would gently nudge you awake and beckon you to him. You would heed his call contently, opening
pianistsquest: You wake up in the night and cover me with the sheet. I slept naked last night and you were worried I would catch a cold. I smiled and thanked you for caring and you just pat me on the head calling me silly. The night is warm but there
mostly10: CALL US IF HE WAKES UP OR ANYTHING
diegolunagif:“I was in Budapest, shooting a different project. It was like 2AM in the morning, and I had to wake up at 5 to go to set. I got a call from Gareth Edwards, and he’s pretty dramatic so he says “Diego, welcome to Star Wars.” He gives
Ye who laughest in the face of Death Know ye not its ever-gaping jaws? They always hunger Oh they wake up from their slumber now Heeding the call of the wild From the shadows they come forth
junkculture: Some mornings call for extreme measures. Wake up! via [nevver]
mommyssextoy: mother-son-incest-love: I TELL MY MOTHER THAT IAM STILL A VIRGIN !!! AND MY FRIENDS ALWAYS CALL ME LOSER !! MOMMYS SAYS YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS ! TOMMOROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY GO TO BED BABY ! IN THE MORING I WAKE UP…MY MOM SITING NEXT TO
vallekart: projectormom: I realize that people make human AU Pearl young and stuff b/c it’s more relatable but please consider with me that human Pearl would be the weird ex-military neighbor who wakes up at 5 am every morning and calls the cops if
ugleexkreyol: beaucoupbougee: When I don’t wake up to any missed calls or texts from #bae or anybody. Phone drier than the Sahara
emi–rose: problemedic: shrimpojess: clittyslickers: very into charts about naps Nap charts guys. Naps are the best when studying for exams The “on fucking call” nap: ranges from 30 seconds to 4 hours and you wake up confused every time!
So tired. Trying to wake up. Energy is needed, Help. Call 911 now.
projectormom: projectormom: I realize that people make human AU Pearl young and stuff b/c it’s more relatable but please consider with me that human Pearl would be the weird ex-military neighbor who wakes up at 5 am every morning and calls the cops