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xxxfamilyfun: My brother Lance has become something of a cock tease since he came out of the closet a year ago. Sometimes I’d wake up and he’d be in my bed, rubbing up against me with almost nothing on. I’d make a move and he’d jump out of my
Nothing like a sloppy wet blowjob to wake you up in the morning.
I like waking up in the morning having a hard cock next to me…ready for me to suck or fuck!!!;0
thisisrelatable: trydain: tarathiel: janesnow14: Sure. I’m game. Why the fuck not? It’s not like anyone’s going to take me up on this anyway. yes If I get anyone, I’ll answer them when I wake up tomorrow! Yeah I’ll give it a shot
hellwhip: l0vingl-y: fucking-radic4l: unwinona: sydalready: My cat started doing this to wake me up. oh hell no that is not a cat that is a jungle creature whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT This is terrifying
pembroke: #that one time after a long terrible mission where the captain and spock were missing for a week#and the admiralty contacts the ship and they have to wake spock up in order to explain what the fuck happened#and spock stumbles onto the bridge
Ah, yes. That great moment of Canadian September when you leave the windows open overnight because it’s hot enough to melt the balls off a brass monkey and when you wake up it’s FUCKING FREEZING
ml-j: securesuggestions: Someone thinks about you before they go to bed the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up
theres a huge fucking cricket on my door and i dont have the guts to kill it and im actually gonna be late for school because of this shit
jasonrobertclown: Wake up sheeple You squeeze lemons to make lemonade How the FUCK do you think they make Gatorade OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES
boosyboo9206: sweet-summer-rain: korrasera: geekandmisandry: bentheechidna: beforethelobotomy: september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October
teaboot: curse-you: lesbianfaramirs: Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re
teavictoria: dinobot: *sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually Me as fuck
slbtumblng: Imagine being as badass as Simon Belmont, that his (in)mortal enemy curses him before get killed, he get so fucking mad that he went into a journey just to try to resurrect his nemesis again, wakes him up and yell at him ‘’THE FUCK DID
A week or two ago, Graham suggested that one day Morgan wakes up and goes “goddammit, I’m trans, too” and I still keep muttering under my breath “morgan caught the trans, fuck”
mrv3000: hellwhip: l0vingl-y: fucking-radic4l: unwinona: sydalready: My cat started doing this to wake me up. oh hell no that is not a cat that is a jungle creature whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT This is terrifying
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:atmospheric pressure annoys the hell out of mesometimes the sky is HEAVY and sometimes the sky is LESS HEAVY, you wake up every godforsaken day not knowing HOW HEAVY THE
onemancabaret: theheartbrokenlibertarian: Do NOT bother my boy. DO. FUCKING. NOT. What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy. WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS
korrasera: geekandmisandry: bentheechidna: beforethelobotomy: september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st. His dad is dead, just
tourmalinethegemqueen: korrasera: geekandmisandry: bentheechidna: beforethelobotomy: september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.
Debating about going to the gym tomorrow. I don’t want to wake up at 430 to be there at 5. I don’t want to go out in the fucking cold again. I don’t want to drive on the roads on post because they are shit. But I think I will go. The
fetusvic: HAS ANYONE EVER HAD A DREAM WITH YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND ITS ALL FUZZY AND WARM AND YOURE ALL HAPPY BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP
allmonds: What the fuck does somebody just wake up one morning and go u no fuckin wut im gonna spend ten fucking minutes seperating this so i can take a fucking picture and do nothing with this godamn egg
This is my first night sleeping without you and it doesn’t feel right, I can’t stop thinking about you but at least I’ll get to see you soon and that makes up for everything
bionichawk: soldierofthenight: ml-j: securesuggestions: Someone thinks about you before they go to bed the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up @bionichawk this is us Agreed.
marceline-the-violin-queen: blhak: If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
hella-bogus: surprisebitch: wtf is a halsey?*Gasoline plays*AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAY.. YOU CAN WAKE UP THIS IS NOT A DREAM, YOU’RE PART OF A MACHINE, YOU’RE NOT A MISTER BEAN WITH YOUR FACE ALL FUCKED UP, LIVING ON ICE CREAM, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF
ediyank: bellamyyoung: Sometimes you just need some naked, dusty Bruce Banner on your dash. His face in the third gif though, god dammit waking up in the fucking rubble naked again, fucking concrete dust
x-dopeshit: Sometimes you just gotta tell people straight up how the fuck something is so they can wake up and see what’s really going on
snoipahscoot: i fucking hate the way i feel after waking up from a nap so much i dont understand anythign thats goign on hwere the fuck am i is this twilight town is this hallow bastion wheres my keyblade
and then your mum wakes up at two am and asks what the fuck youre doing up that late on a a school night…
Hey, there’s a night coming when you’ll wake up swollen. You’ll be aching, balls sore and underside of your shaft feeling pinched. The reality of how fucked up this whole thing is will wash over you all at once, and you’ll feel
sketiana:sketiana:sketiana:toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing againshes like ‘i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete’ and no one stops her because they cantfirelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow
I'm going to regret staying up this late when I have to wake up at 6:30 in the morning...
taint3edcakes: I crave that late night sex that goes until like three in the morning and you just fuck with music in the background to drown it out, yet your moans and screams transcend the music and you just fall asleep so satisfied. Yet wake up in
I have a love/hate relationship with getting drunk. All fun & games while it’s happening but the next morning I wake up hung over as shit, not able to eat…. And this continues on till the next day. Like my tummy is still fucked up :(
I just want to cock worship. Wake him up with my mouth wrapped around him and my head moving up and down between the sheets. Get him soaking wet so I can sit on his cock and ride him until his body shakes and he cums inside of me. That’s how I want
naked-yogi: I just want to cock worship. Wake him up with my mouth wrapped around him and my head moving up and down between the sheets. Get him soaking wet so I can sit on his cock and ride him until his body shakes and he cums inside of me. That’s
