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Why is she wearing a skirt on her head? Also, whatever happened to stockings? Can we bring back stockings?
I love their expressions in this one. She looks like one of the “The Ecstasy of St. Whosit” paintings and he’s just like “Dat ass. I find it acceptable.”
I have no idea what’s going on but I want those shoes. /femmethoughts queering: Pure blasphemy! [part III;] Nude with nun,c.1890
Good times. Cute shoes. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz, misswormwood) (via fuckyeahvictorians)
Really? Not only did you keep your socks on, but you left your shoes on? Really?
Jesus Christ his beard. I can’t even. That is truly magnificent. beautifulnaughtyglamorous: Vintage
Another antique strap-on. I think as long as we’ve had vaginas we’ve been making things to put in them. cuntbarf: c.1890Â
The expressions in this one are priceless.
I like to think that they’re both looking back at the camera because their not sure if it went off.
This is possibly the first example of ducklips. Seriously, look at her face. Ducklips. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz)
This guy is pimpin. PIMP. IN. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz)
What the fucking fuck. Do they even make a faker beard?
There is a part of me that wonders if the girl is actually peeing for the picture, or if that was added in later because of the difficulty of getting a steady stream long enough to have it show up with the available technology. Then there’s a part
I found more silly hats! I kind of want to make this a regular thing.
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I kind of want context for this picture, but then I kind of don’t because it would ruin the glory of its oddness. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz)
And again with the hat. I really don’t understand why all these women refuse to remove their hats for sex. beautifulnaughtyglamorous: erosblog.com
Apparently pictures of girls pissing was a thing. I still think the piss must have been added in later.
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I don’t know what she’s on, but I want some.
In celebration of the United States’ presidential election results, have more of this man’s GLORIOUS beard.
A good old fashioned birching!
More of this photoshoot. Huzzah! Silly hats for all! I actually really like this set because they seem to be having such a good time.
I like this couple, they seem like they’re having fun.
Those are best of stockings.
Apparently this was a thing?
Ye olde salad tossing? Also, what is she planning to do with that sword?
Ye olde titty-fucking
ye olde rim job
Well that’s impressive
centuriespast: Nude Auguste Belloc (French, 1800–1867) 1856-60. Albumen silver print, MoMA The Silly Hat fairy strikes again!
I do believe it is time for another installment of Women Having Sex in Stupid Hats. Also, grad school has eaten my brain, and it’s only gonna get worse. I’ll try to remember to post, I promise.
More familiar faces!
vintage-eros: Smiling For The Camera. Circa late 1800s France, from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the ridiculous-ass shit I find while running this thing, my favorite will always be the pictures of the people who seem to be
And today we have another episode of Oh God, Those Curtains, Whyyyyyy
I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
I guess that chick finally got so bored she fell asleep…
I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.