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drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
millika: How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like
gloriousbodies: A very drunk Tyler Posey records his brother Jesse Posey attempting to pee with his ass out.
godsofhumanity:Hades, very drunk: *points to Persephone* That’s my girlfriend, suckers!Thanatos, quietly: Your wife, sir.Hades: my wiFE! EVEN BETTER!
erincrocodile:wizzard890: thesleepydetective:kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: shadycatz: borderline-sunflower: bl-ossomed:I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hairOne
gavinodooley: (a very drunk) Michael: I could have uh, twins or triplets, or god, maybe like octobabies.Miles: If there truley is no god you’ll have eight children.Jack: By octobaby he means a baby with eight arms.Michael: Yeah eight arms jack knows
kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201:theconstellationsinyourskin:starlightandtears:kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201:kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201:achillesvevo-deactivated2020090:kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201:kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201:I am very drunk
On an unrelated note I have been trying to get very drunk for the past few nights but have really only succeeded in getting tipsy and it is frustrating
yourplayersaidwhat: Warlock1: I am very drunk, so I’m clinging to the closest person to me so I don’t fallDm: *rolls a d6* that would be paladinPaladin, who is the only responsible member of the party: *sighs* that’s what I thoughtA little while
rubyetc: see also: I’m about to do a huge burp; I’m very drunk and just stood up; I saw a dog; I saw no dogs today so there is no joy; I am on a bus and I need to wee so much
thelipsthatmademe-fly: I’m very drunk, come snug with me? Kik me: m_anderrson Girls are 100% welcomed as well.
donttrytopronounceit: delotha: godsofhumanity: Hades, very drunk: *points to Persephone* That’s my girlfriend, suckers! Thanatos, quietly: Your wife, sir. Hades: my wiFE! EVEN BETTER! @wyldangel-cant-wake-up @spiritspodcast
tubbytransgirl:I’m very drunk, which means of course I wanna bend over for someone to done a garden hose up my ass, or alternatively, have my arms get tied down and get stuffed senseless~
aljasse: everwatchful: OK…Cartwheels are great, but much more so when the “Cartwheeler” doesn’t have any panties on… She is very drunk. ….I think!
hereinriverside: I was very drunk and passed out. The last thing I remembered was waking up to my brother bouncing on my REM boner.
millika:How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like
adrianandshane: VALENTINES: Shane was studying at the Glasgow School Of Art and I was living in Ireland when we met. On a cold Valentines weekend, I flew to Glasgow to visit him and we got VERY drunk on vodka and began painting. We didn’t discuss what
stolenkissesprettyliesx: drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i
HASHTAG: The Adventures Of A Very Drunk Emily Fields
maplehoofs: millika: How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
ebabiuk1994: My son and I got very drunk and he confessed he loved my tits. At first I was embarrassed but a few vodkas later and I found myself lap dancing for him.
filthylittlefuckingslut: One night my eldest son came home very drunk, and demanded that I suck my “little boy’s monster cock.”I was shocked and appalled and almost kicked him out of the house. But then….. then he pulled it out, and I saw that
daddys-punkin:I was very drunk when i took these oops
blackoldrough: When he’s very drunk and you wonder if you should check bb is ok then think ‘fuck it’ and get stuck in.
millika: How to know which girl you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the girl you like
1-800-skankjesus: You want to know what Mardi Gras is like? There’s a very drunk black guy standing in the middle of the road outside my house and he’s been howling at the moon for twenty minutes
forbiddensights: 1nastyknob: str8lads: Very drunk Geordie lads decide to piss on each-other, and drink it in the middle of the town center. Surprisingly hot actually, especially if you’re into the whole piss thing… fuck! Always worth a reblog
so I was going through old pictures and found a very drunk + high me at a party
cummbunny: so I was going through old pictures and found a very drunk + high me at a party
