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87couple: That is, unless you have a vasectomy and we get to know you!
watchingher-watchinghim: “Mr. Smith, before your vasectomy, we have to completely drain the system.”
Wonderfully cruel and evil. I fantasize about being the unsuspecting husband lying on the exam table expecting only a vasectomy…This gave me a nice big cummy.
enjoywhitedecline: > “So, uh… I’m not on the pill” > “And I ain’t had a vasectomy. What’s your point, bitch?”
tinattickles: He was getting close…he could tell…so he put an arm around her waist to keep her in place…grabbed her hair and pulled her ear close to his mouth and growled “I lied about the vasectomy…I’m going to pump a huge load of completely
modern-white-marriage: Many wives say that a vasectomy and a chastity cage is better than actually castrating your white cuckold husband. The vasectomy will render the whiteboy incapable of reproduction, but his sex drive will be left intact, which
87couple: Hope he has a vasectomy… that’s like a needle in a haystack!
hobbitsuperavenger: emberfine: I walked by this bus stop ad every day for at least a week before I recognized who the golf-playing, vasectomy-considering gentleman was. Gabriel what have we told you about putting the Winchesters in embarrassing ads
The Moral of the Story - Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret
thefacialfan: Pretty blond nurse makes sure her patient is ready to be discharged by making sure his penis is fully recovered from his recent vasectomy.
His wife was too old to have any more kids, so he decided to knock up the babysitter. The naive young girl took his word for it when he told her he’d had a vasectomy.
“Don’t worry if you feel him cum inside you, he’s had a vasectomy, you’re safe.” Katie was amazed how easily the lie slipped off her tongue, but she really wanted her best friend to get pregnant so they could go through the
slutteefreak: 00018kittenlove: creampiensideme: Is there any other way Yes! Hate them Vasectomy plus no condom perfect sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved going to the doctor’s office, especially after my vasectomy, when I got to spend some quality time with the nurses making sure everything was in good working order! My cock was smothered between those luscious breasts until I left multiple
Oh I see you’re still having issues giving us a sample to check your vasectomy… Perhaps I can help?
fillherupandknockherup: bumsrmytning: Oh fuck baby.. You’ve absolutely flooded my cunt.. My husband has never filled me like that… I hope you haven’t knocked me up.. My husband has had a vasectomy so I’m not on birth control.. Shit I wasn’t
bluethunderpa: Condoms are for white boyfriends and vasectomies are for white husbands;)
bumsrmytning: Oh my god I’ve never had so much cum blasted into my unprotected pussy, you came like a horse .. I hope you weren’t kidding about having had a vasectomy… I Really am not on any form of birth control… Oh shit Why are you smirking?
mango-habanero-autism-deactivat:mango-habanero-autism-deactivat:I did my thesis on eugenics and forced sterilization in Canadian history (indigenous specific) and the next cis woman to say that men should collectively be forced to get vasectomies for
My partner is getting a vasectomy today, so I sent him this after he shaved And this after he got out
raf-loves-everything: a-singular-canadian: saphire-dance: uppityfemale: If people don’t think women’s bodies are being controlled, they aren’t looking hard enough. In contrast my husband got a vasectomy and no one even once suggested I might
Well, I had my vasectomy a little over three hours ago and…my testicles are sore. On a positive note: Percocet. Might be a good time to interrogate me, if you so desire, as I can’t do much but sit here and I’m fairly stoned from the
betrayalissexy: She wasn’t on birth control, so you’d opted to get a vasectomy. What are the odds that she get pregnant that same weekend?
Women man… women… =_=
Harsh.
redditfront: After his vasectomy, my husband asked me why they didn’t send him home with this.. - via http://ift.tt/1n2YOv9
bigeisamazing: this man sperm has the determination of rocky I hope that’s why and not the other reason a vasectomy’d man’s wife gets pregnant…
Pro-Life Men: What if the law mandated vasectomies instead of forced pregnancies?
mrsemmakelly: modern-white-marriage: Many wives say that a vasectomy and a chastity cage is better than actually castrating your white cuckold husband. The vasectomy will render the whiteboy incapable of reproduction, but his sex drive will be left
betepaige: i said nice rectum i had a vasectomy hector so ya can’t get pregnant if i bisexually WRECK YA
fourfun1111: prattdanny: bluethunderpa: Condoms are for white boyfriends and vasectomies are for white husbands;) Blacked So true
betrayalissexy:She wasn’t on birth control, so you’d opted to get a vasectomy. What are the odds that she get pregnant that same weekend?
stephiejo90: “Bro….promise me you had a vasectomy…I can feel your cum shooting off inside me…I can’t get preggo.bro!”
sperma-in-dir: Sorry, I don’t have a condom with me.Then pull out!I’m had a vasectomy years ago.Hmmm, okay…. then you can cum inside me.(and I lie a lot…)
siliconeros: Young, trusting and naive she bought the whole “Don’t worry, I’ve had a vasectomy” story hook, line and sinker. It was only a few weeks later, when her period didn’t show up, that she realized her mistake.
bumsrmytning: Oh fuck baby.. You’ve absolutely flooded my cunt.. My husband has never filled me like that… I hope you haven’t knocked me up.. My husband has had a vasectomy so I’m not on birth control.. Shit I wasn’t expecting that I thought
bumsrmytning: PULL OUT… PULL OUT.. You can’t cum inside me.. I’m not on birth control you’ll knock me up… Oh my god I can feel your spunk filling my cunt already.. How am I going to explain this to my husband… He’s had a VASECTOMY…
Been googling "vasectomy faq" for the last 3 hours.
peggy-cherepaha: Pro-life or pro-choice or whatever, there is a really simple solution to end all abortions. When boys hit puberty, make it required for all of them to have a vasectomy. Then, if they find a partner and want to have a baby, they can have
sourcefieldmix: old overwatch discourse: something about them heroes being gay new overwatch discourse: we should force torbjorn to get a vasectomy
neotrances:neotrances:this guy came thru self check out and stood next to me and he had a “stop having children” mask and a vest covered in buttons that said stuff like “make abortion and vasectomies mandatory” “atheist will rise” “bomb
boysarewelluddered: aplethoraofmen: Convincing him pornosgay: I had my vasectomy undone when my sons wanted more little bros to fuck when I’ll be death. For the time being, they’re at my feet again.
mybooksandmore: Against Abortion? Have a Vasectomy.
jamiestroud69: Flares from Sitting with bonus material Air Flares. To young males out there having a hard time getting approved after consultation for a vasectomy: next time just say you’re sexually attracted to children and you have a thing for family
emberfine: I walked by this bus stop ad every day for at least a week before I recognized who the golf-playing, vasectomy-considering gentleman was.
a guy shows up at his doctors office for a vasectomy…….the nurse instructs him to take all his clothes off and lay on the table……..then she takes all her clothes off and mounts him …………..puzzled
prettybabyslut: morerisk: My name was a lie, the music video dancer position I promised her was a lie, my vasectomy was a lie, my promise to “pull out anyway” was a lie. She would be another video for my collection, another silly, naive girl I
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: ‘But a vasectomy is permanent’ yeah so is having a child
piccolamaialina: My husband got a vasectomy and the way he fucks my pussy now is. unbelievable. Thinking about it keeps me wet all day. #thebest thing to happen to me this year yummy 🎉 Lucky him, to say the least
impureawhile: seekingchastity:aspirationalwendy:Excited!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Scared and Excited at the same time…. @badthenrest it’s not even going to be 17 days on account of the vasectomy appointment…
cikero:CRAZY DIAMOND UNDO HIS VASECTOMY
Upside of dating a man who’s had a vasectomy: I can’t get pregnant! ☺️☺️Downside of dating a man with a vasectomy: I can’t get pregnant.. 😟🥺
