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valeasmundum: bannock-hou: Read headed gloryhole cocksucker covered in spunk. Can I just take a moment to address the fact that this fellow looks like a younger Tim Roth?
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valeasmundum: Don’t mind me Nothing to see here Gawddamn.
valeasmundum: Okay fine here you go. For the record my weight sits on my differently than it did a while back so my bum doesn’t look quite a nice. But whatever. Shut up socks, your ass is still perf.
valeasmundum: Unexpected follower dick-pics are probably the best thing on the planet
valeasmundum: Oh, might be getting my phone wiped/fixed in a minute so here’s this shot of my new underoos before its deleted. Unf
valeasmundum: I took this in the shower (duh) the other day. I am still not sure why. dat ass, unf
valeasmundum: sushichef: art by とりこ Cuuuuuuuuute VIVI!!!
valeasmundum: dreamzweaverin: word. I need this.
valeasmundum: Definitely bought this today. — What is this and where can I get one? And by that I mean the boy AND the Serenity.
valeasmundum: Fatty midriff. UNF.
valeasmundum: This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens during homosexual relations. what. is. air? put your paws up!
valeasmundum: Hi, my name is Nick and this is the slutty best* side of my blog. *self esteem provided by Drew 1) UNF 2) Thank god for archives. 3) UNF
valeasmundum: robblerobble: pigdaddysmith: (via fuckyeahisky, goddamneddavid) My childhood. Srsly.
valeasmundum: No words WHAT IS AIR.
valeasmundum: Posting this separately because I like how amazing it makes my bulge look. No, folks. My junk is not as huge as these undies make it seem. That’s what the undies are for. Sorry Nick, had to reblog. You’re just too damn hot.
valeasmundum: GPOY- The “Roomie secretly wants me” edition. Shhh, don’t tell his girlfriend. 1) That’s hot. 2) That face is priceless.
valeasmundum: Y’all can’t resist the PUPPY FACE. Good god.
valeasmundum: ILU GLORIA GPOY
valeasmundum: Finishing the night with some David Sedaris. Oh oh oh! In a JOCK no less. UNF. ^this boy, fo'realz.
valeasmundum replied to your post: I need a permanent change of scenery. I need out of Florida. Well who lives in Washington? Oh right. ALL US COOL PEOPLE. Move here now. aaronitron replied to your post: I need a permanent change of scenery. I need
valeasmundum: NUDITY WARNING. Oh and a teddy bear. Dear god in heaven. That adorbs face, that smile.. and DAT ASS. Unf Nick. UNF.
valeasmundum: Bought a new shirt and some new socks today. You guys, seriously - is this not adorbs?
valeasmundum: Sock shot for you, Jon. :P UNF. Wait. Let me try that again. UNF. Nick, you sexy fucker. ;)
valeasmundum: Yeah yeah, here’s another “Sock shot” for you all. Those are some sexy calves there Nick.
valeasmundum: Merry Christmas, from my semi-erect penis. Oh and this is my 400th follower celebration too I guess. I am so ready to lose followers over this. :D And yes, that is indeed Ocarina of Time in the background. Damn nick……Merry
valeasmundum: ‘bouts to get my shower on. Hmmm…Liking the view there Nick. Lovely christmas package ;D
valeasmundum: Satisfied? Dear sweet jesus Nick. That last picture, holy shit. UNF.
valeasmundum: porcelainhummel: fakeblood: itsjaybitch: heres me dancing really gay to gimme more. i know i promised you noods but this will have to do for a while This video is so old! Haha if you post any n00dz on the internet, you’re not crashing
valeasmundum: Oops. Dat. Ass. UNF
valeasmundum: fuckyeahjockstraps: dccubster: oh.. he is just ASKING to have his butt stared at ;D Haha, a familiar sight was seen in my kitchen yesterday. And you didn’t snap a picture for your favorite jockstrap blog, WHY?
valeasmundum: As(s) per request. See what I did there? Holy Shit. DAT ASS. Word like “NOM NOM NOM” come to mind. UNF
valeasmundum: Dat ass. Nick you stole my line dammit. But srs bsns - Dat Ass. UNF
valeasmundum: Webslut2.0 So I had to break my hiatus real quick because 1 - I’m horny as FUCK and 2 - GODDAMN Nick. Goddamn. Pubes on my dash, I loves it.
valeasmundum: So Jon can quit his bitching. kfgxfdfkgjchyutkcgvkh
valeasmundum: fearlesslydifferent: Last minute topless tuesday! Jellyous CUTE.
valeasmundum: Kawaiiiii desu neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I regret nothing. Oh Nicolas…..
valeasmundum: I think i’ve lost a small amount of weight. Guys? Nick is total UNF. (And also a koala tea blog.)
valeasmundum: And a twofer for you. Dat ass.
valeasmundum: tommmy: bestcostumefortoday: naked knitting. Oh me oh my please love me. Can I just UNF
valeasmundum: So what I can’t help it. Oh Nicolas, your slutty pictures make me
valeasmundum: Because my goal is to make your eyes bleed. Can’t you see the disappointment in Audrey’s eyes?! Dat. Ass.
valeasmundum: I’m drunk so here you gooooooooo. Also ignore the clutter. Holy.
valeasmundum: So this happened. Uh, Nicolas. Me gusta.
qnnrj: Legenda: “Eu juro que gosto de ser ativo!” Aham Claudia! via.: fancygentlemen: valeasmundum: So this happened. noms Auto-reblog of Nick’s ass.
valeasmundum: Yes, yes and yes. Dat. Ass.
valeasmundum: Shh no one knows. Nicolas. Unf.
valeasmundum: Oh hey i’m showing skin, fuck you. Hey Nick, you can show skin whenever you want. Vest + 2(x)ist jock. Unf!
sugaronastick: damn. Well well well, look what we have here. Hi Nicolas, glad you’re back on my dash.
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valeasmundum replied to your post: I really wish some people I knew would submit… HA. Perhaps when I get back to my house with my computer i’ll do something. :D Ain’t no perhaps about it. Okay, that was a bit too demanding, but YESPLZ.
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valeasmundum: This is why I don’t wear my jockstrap in public. Any position other than standing and BAM you can see my ass. This is a problem, why?
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valeasmundum replied to your post: valeasmundum liked your post: If someone offered… Obvs Cum 2 me, bby.
Happy late birthday. Or something. :P (valeasmundum) I’m salivating. ETA: Holy shit I just saw this stuck in my queue and holy shit I can’t believe this never posted. It’s like Christmas in February!
fuckyeahjockstraps: Happy late birthday. Or something. :P (valeasmundum) I’m salivating. ETA: Holy shit I just saw this stuck in my queue and holy shit I can’t believe this never posted. It’s like Christmas in February!
valeasmundum replied to your photoset: Lovely submission from Alex. This whole set… That’s almost identical to my jock! You should submit a picture so we can compare asses! ;)
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nkfr replied to your post: Is anyone else as utterly repulsed by that… who valeasmundum replied to your post: Is anyone else as utterly repulsed by that… First of all what kind of name is daltronn http://daltronnftw.tumblr.com/ Mister