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utopians:unionizecatgirls:utopians:utopians:utopians:The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and
utopians:utopians:We are alone in the theater for Cats. Will report backThe best part of Cats was every time something absolutely shit awful happened on screen and I looked over at my friends and they’d either be staring back at me in total incredulity
utopians:why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth
utopians:Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?”
utopians:“real rednecks aren’t racist! real punks can’t be bigots! real (insert x social group) can’t-”
utopians:trying and hilariously failing to participate in bdsm with harry houdini
utopians:utopians:worst genre of tumblr post are the ones that are clearly fishing for someone to say “woah I can’t believe that a line this raw came from tumblr” by including a bunch of grandiose but half-baked mid tier metaphorsOR
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utopians:viam-invenient-me-deactivated20:utopians:utopians:utopians:The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web
utopians:utopians:utopians:utopians:69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubsengland is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it’s just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a
utopians:It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body’s response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there
utopians:utopians:nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several yearssorry professor I’m going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside
utopians:utopians:someone is playing take me out by franz ferdinand VERY loud through one of the other dorm windows at 9am which is great and all but it makes it sound like there’s a ghost outside the building
utopians:americasoldestoysterhouse:gumptioncretaceous:utopians:hot-thiggity-thighs:utopians:utopians:when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends
utopians:surely not this
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utopians:Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify
utopians:utopians:utopians:The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and
utopians:utopians:just saw a tiktok that said “the modern depiction of jesus as white comes from leonardo da vinci after he painted jesus to resemble his gay lover”… it’s genuinely so bold to just confidently make a claim that
utopians:literally always thinking abt how medieval serfs could’ve been beatboxers if they’d just known to try. could’ve had dubstep concerts if they’d only known beatboxing was an option yknow like it’s purely a knowledge barrier
utopians:melodymoon444:utopians:trying and hilariously failing to participate in bdsm with harry houdiniis this a current status? a suggestion? a weird dream you once had?premonition
utopians:utopians:utopians:I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaurI will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaurWell as much as it pains
utopians:utopians:dark macadamiadark macadamia moodboard
utopians:a-cr0w-n:utopians:totesmgoats01-published-author:utopians:incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did
utopians:opening my locket with a picture of the left tit in one side and a picture of the right tit in the other and sighing wistfully
utopians:tshirt that says BAD AT BEING A WOMAN on the front WORSE AT BEING A MAN on the back worn with shorts that say NEVERTHELESS STILL KICKING
utopians:utopians:criminal profiling is just astrology for copstaking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent
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utopians:utopians:just saw a post that genuinely and unironically said ‘hookup culture desensitizes people to intimacy and vulnerability’… didn’t know the catholic church got a tumblr branch like how do you say shit that literally translates
utopians:hot-thiggity-thighs:utopians:utopians:when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends to heaven three merit badges reading HAD SEX IN A
