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leftoutwiththetrash: This is me; a disgusting fucking hairy fuckpig. The last man who saw me naked said I wasn’t good enough to wipe his shit on my tits. I want lots of men to see me because people should know what a dumb ugly cunt I am. magnificent
I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right???
darkly-stark: ivorysorrows: lil-miss-choc: bonerack: princessnecrophilia: weeaboo-chan: vhscars: protest-resources: 50 Shades of Abuse Flyer - Canada Use, redistribute, print. Click image and magnify for large version. Okay. I understood all
Different strokes for different folks…I’ve always wanted a birds eye view of a woman pushing out a fat log, not cause of the scat play but because I want to watch her asshole dilate and stretch. I think it would be really hot to watch (using
godshideouscreation: -loner: “I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you. Completely agree with the comment above. Well shit That’s some deep
Using a highlighter pen:
I dont know if i’ve said this already, so I’ll mention it again. If you want to use ANY of these ponies for ANY reason, then do it. You dont need to ask me for permission. I could give less of a shit if you want to use them for your weird
shit-bin: shit-bin: ALRIGHT EVERYONE I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO FUCKIN INVOICES SO HERE YOU GO HERE’S THE TUTORIAL invoices are an easier / safer way to request money from commissioners. all the commissioner has to do is accept to pay the money, so you
Superman is using Kryptonite Superman is using Kryptonite.To regain his powersSUPERMAN IS USING FUCKING KRYPTONITE TO REGAIN HIS POWERSFUCKING KRYPTONITE THAT COULD KILL HIM AND IT’S WORKING NOW HE IS A RADIO, A FUCKING RADIO. AND THE KRYPTONITE
underwatersins: shoulda used a better filter my man SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT IS LIKE A YEAR OLD AND IT BURNS TO LOOKi need to redraw this,,,,,
i have to make 3 fucking ads for a huge marketing project and we never even got taught how to fucking use photoshop we were literally just given this expected to know shit and wtf am i gonna do
caloriqe:mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
thatsthat24: stealth-boy: holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece
gateway-2000:gateway-2000: first game to ever scare the shit out of you? horror or not. I’ve been reading the tags on this post and i relate so much to all of you, i love the replies on this sm. the earliest game i remember scaring the shit out of
tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m
123maru replied to your post:as a master of the dental arts i must insist you…Ok sensei i live in a redneck hellhole, and going to wal-mart at night is like some People Under The Stairs type shit. like goddamn this town needs some fresh DNA. The
using photoshop to make gifs is like using a flame thrower to buy groceries, it’s messy, excessive, stupid and flashy. and it doesn’t work. but it’s pretty entertaining.
blackbarbaragordon: Useful instagram finds of the evening! While I don’t have monolids, but this should be useful for someone else.
missyzero: twilightfreefaller: dissociation-static: suzyq85: gravityfallsisdabest: ray-rabies: hinoneko: amorphousblob: karnythia: The Boy of Rain and Dust. I kind of like it actually. Though if I use my maiden name then it is The Boy of Rain
ryusuikan: NIHONTO
deepshowerthoughts: NASA are actually aliens stuck on Earth figuring out how get home using primitive technology
kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a
a-suffusion-of-yellow:franzkavkas:I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health it’s because he didn’t use washi tape
beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
tydolatry: Chamomile is an herb that comes from a flowering plant from the daisy family. Both the fresh and dried flowers of chamomile have been used to create teas for centuries to cure a number of health problems. The active ingredient in chamomile
girl-in-nike: tonytobar: What if verbal abuse left the same scars as physical abuse? Would it be taken more seriously? That’s what photographer Richard Johnson hopes to accomplish with his new photo project, “Weapons of Choice.” The series uses
hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
penicillium-pusher: “If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!” *deep inhale* The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do
hellolallen: sixpenceee: Baby Getting A Chest X-Ray This device is used to immobilize young children in order to get their x-rays, when a child is very sick and an x-ray is needed to diagnose them. It does NOT hurt them at all. Taking multiple images
amischiefofmice: missusalmighty: pantheris: rattlecat: rikkipoynter: digg: this tip tho!!!!!!!! I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to. I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o I wish I’d
gardevoir:hi i’ll never get over the few golden times pokemon games have used in-game mechanics as incredibly subtle yet effective storytelling techniques. like the fact that in gsc/hgss silver uses a zubat/golbat for a majority of the game until
reasons tumblr app is shit: can’t load gifs properly only shows one image in ask posts even tho there’s more somehow managed to be even slower with the update still can’t tag asks wtf
i honestly hate haikyuu so much like what the fuck?? it’s so??? offensive tbh???? like why the fuck are all these boys so fuckin ideal?? i hate this wtf fucking date me bokuto u 2d fictional piece of shit
the-black-bolin: the-black-bolin: Why is Robin DiAngelo cited for “coining” the term ‘White fragility’………shit i thought I coined it since I’ve been using since I was 12, ‘til i realized my mama been using since I was a kid, so I’m
beyoncebadu: guywithamohawk: blkoutqueen: LOL Forever 21 can I at least get free clothes if you’re gonna be using #Blackout? You didn’t even use black models. Yall need to go ahead and copyright “#BlackOut”. It’s a small fee for a big investment.
stimmyabby: Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say
nofaddano: really i don’t see how hard it is to just not shit on women and work to be a true good man. i used to shit on women too. used to be a huge misogynist, transmisogynist, one of those offensive humor type people, and just overall shit person.
noitanimullicimotabus: jeno-side: moisemorancy: 4mysquad: That graphic… I know Angela Davis would not be rocking with the use of her image I hate this world. They used our Queen. They dare to use Liliʻuokalani and say she would stand
maghrabiyya: vitabreva: osirisjones: medieisme: dailydot: The LGBT community is not having Trump’s use of Queen’s ‘We Are the Champions’ Trump’s use of the queer anthem “We Are the Champions"—which followed Melania Trump’s speech
mrs-transmuter: mrs-transmuter: Three main reasons why I don’t support white people using aave and why I never explain black slang to white people: You’re almost always going to use it wrong. And even if you’re one of the down (that’s aave)
fandomshatepeopleofcolor: dismantlexsjwsxfeminism: so the government is uses “slaves” the same people who tax dollars pay for their housing and food in prison while kids have to pay for lunch at school? you understand INMATES are used to clean
professorgaia: stupid-runaway: stability: THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS Is nobody aware that the makers of Cheerios, General Mills uses Monsanto’s chemical glyposite ?? Which is used in the weed killer Round Up?? Monsanto is trash.The grains used
dimplesndick: tried-it: bae–electronica: tried-it: bae–electronica: If you don’t shave ya butthole then you going to hell.. so says the good Lord! Guess I’m goin then, shit too risky. I be damned if I get razor bumps next to my bootyhole
mens-rights-activia: hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice
hotcommunist: thatpettyblackgirl: Someone took a picture of Cook County inmates being used to shovel snow without any proper winter gear. Probably for no pay. Do y'all know how cold it is in Chicago right now? So y'all using incarcerated folks
bakwaaas:looooooooooool I used my first paper straw yesterday. Overrated.
gjmueller: New device allows brain to bypass spinal cord, move paralyzed limbs For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use
Just a little more FML:paraphrased, obviously … Preciously: Her: “Don’t use ‘disgusting’, it’s a trigger word for me” Me: *proceeds to find 14 other words that describe the state of the apartment without using that one while attempting
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Use petitions for useful shit, not celebrating bigots
I was thinking about being at one of your parties. Thinking about how you could use me, my mouth and throat. And thinking about no matter how much I would want it, how proud I would be, how much it would make me glow…. you wouldn’t use me. Being
caloriqe:mckillington:i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
r-for-recalcitrant: Undertale + Text Posts (made using this)
when you have to used the bathroom really badly
lameborghini:i used to be so cute…..i still am cute but i used to be too
nerdishh: I was watching The End for the 4u292uo8th time, and I realized… Bobby died from gunshot wounds. Bobby was at Camp Chitaqua. Croats don’t kill people by using guns. People kill Croats or infected people by using guns. Who was the leader
i don’t care if people don’t like sylveon but if you think its shitty as in not a good pokemon to battle with then you shouldn’t even play pokemon cause obviously you don’t know how to use it properly, my sylveons are one of the
Justice League: War was a pretty good watch. Looks like the style used for Young Justice(I think a few movies before that used it too) is becoming the norm for them. Still seems like they still don’t know what to do with Supes in combat though.
askcecewells: hanakotobawakodoku: one-death-of-a-reaper: annotatingarchangels: A Deadly Demon The Legend of the Angel…descriptive If I just use my first and last: Find the Pervert. If I used first, middle and last (knocking off ’the’):
joethejohnston: Here are my timed out storyboards for Pearl and Garnet’s fusion dance. Rebecca recommended that I look at the choreography from the music videos of the KPOP group Sunmi. I ended up using the song “Full Moon” as the temp track for
kohikki: foxycum: trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word. I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful.
