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i kind of hate the fact that even now as a grown ass man I still can’t honestly answer the question of what I want to be when I grow up.
sixpenceee: Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single
askspades: I always keep stocked up on healthies! Breakfast can be anything from apples, carrots, celery, cucumber, turnips… even bananas! They’re my core ingredient for soup soup~ I use up the perishables first, so when I’m down to root vegetables,
art is a weapon. use it.
thecutestscribeoferebor replied to your post “A week or two ago, Graham suggested that one day Morgan wakes up and…” NO THIS IS TOO CUTE I can’t stop smiling thinking about it?????? And Garcia starts coming up with ridiculous gender
hauntedpamplemousse: Heads up— if something’s ~~problematic~~ against Jews, there’s a word for that. It’s antisemitic. You can say it. Antisemitic. You shouldn’t be afraid to stand up for Jews. Don’t hide behind that word that social justice
dramaticullheadcanons:Ren, on some occasions, has nightmares about Sei, in which he shames Ren for what he’s used his body for. He usually wakes up in a great panic. He’ll often go out onto the veranda to get some fresh air to calm himself down. Aoba
mtttex: me: *spends hours working up the nerve to ask one person for one thing* avpd: *banging against the wall* YOU!! FUCKED!! UP!! YOU!! WILL!! FAIL!! YOU!! DESERVE!! NOTHING!!!!!
tricias-captions: “This one’s almost used up. We’ll have to put her out to the bulls again and get her knocked up.”
badsuccubus: I’ll show up when you least expect me, wake you from your peaceful sleep and feed on you. Don’t make a sound or you’ll wake the one lying next to you. 👿 Be warned, I may look soft and sweet but you’ll be broken and used up by
doctor-brownsuit-mcfrownyface: doctor-bluesuit-mcgettinsome: doctor-brownsuit-mcfrownyface: doctor-bluesuit-mcgettinsome: Hey, Doctor? Yes, Doctor? Rose and I used up all the condoms in this universe. Could you burn up a sun and send us some? Get
im trying to get up a bit earlier so am going to bed now
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingrecipes: foxyplaydate: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP. YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES?
I woke up in beepo
It occured to me as I watched “The Return” for the billionth that Peridot essentially ran back to homeworld to get someone to beat up her bullies.I think I love that.Well, from her perspective, yea. But I kind of see it, like, using a schoolyard metaphor,
65-amc: thebloggerbloggerfun: So I was randomly looking up facts for High School Musical 2 and Are you telling me they used up nearly a fifth of their filming time just for Bet On It You can bet on it
vampireapologist: @ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.
dynastylnoire: micdotcom: micdotcom: Webster’s dictionary adds “cisgender” and “genderqueer” On Wednesday, Merriam-Webster caught up to speed with two words people have been using to describe their gender identity for at least a decade,
letsmakeloaf: nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late. it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like “fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”
funnygamememes: #MagikarpInspiration It’s not too late for me to grow up and be useful
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Someone keeps using up all the toilet paper and not refilling it. So I decided that putting this picture there will make everyone remember to refill it without me bringing it up.
hubbyswhore: My bull came over last night and fucked my brains out. He fucked me so hard for so long until he finally pulled out and shot his load on my worn pussy. Then hubby cleaned it up and fucked my used up cunt until he blew an even bigger load
renaissancejack: After a long day of fighting bad guys and protecting the world from destruction, Wonder Woman spends another night alone. She had to call in sick to her day job and she has nearly used up her sick leave while she beat up a half dozen
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
boyplease: lagonegirl: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP! You embarrass yourself… Poverty is the result of historical racism and oppression, followed by inadequate programs to address historical injustices. Oh my fucking god I hate this guy
natural–blues: decrystallize: witchtimez: onlyblackgirl: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways nice
fatdryad: “I only know how to exist when I am wanted. Girls like us are hardly ever wanted, you know. We’re used up and we’re sad and drunk. Perpetually waiting by the phone for someone to pick up and tell us that we did good. Well, you did good.”
billydolls: It wasn’t like there was a need to save it up, that the boys at Corpus christi might someday realize they had used up all the supply, so what might be seen as a waste of good lubricant could also be seen as testing those firing pins, checking
kestrele: uglybagofmostlywater: America is asleep quick let’s measure things using logical units oh nO AMERICA IS WAKING UP QUICK HIDE THE CELSIUS
shawnspenstar: My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude,
jamesfrancoe: crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time:
hola-my-mishamigos-and-timelords: blue-kathena: olympicslut: imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena A+ gif use
prideandprejudiceandkittens: yarpdarp: I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity
geekophiliac: THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING
jean-shut-up: ask-hells-children: life-of-a-chocoholic: asktheteamofscientists: thecosmosmadeconscious: Starry Night using Hubble images. MY SPACE BONER AND ART BONER HAVE COLLIDED. THE SPACE FANDOM DOESN’T FUCK AROUND WE HAVE A SPACE FANDOM
captoring: i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and i am so using this and you should too let’s bring it back
osamah: yeatru: froakev: tastefullyoffensive: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows i am so happpppyyyyyyyyyy this post can cure any disease IM SO HAPPY
captainamerica-in-middle-earth: ladymalchav: findsomethingtofightfor-deactiv: (x) #SASS. THE SASS. IT BURNS. and then you realize he is using the sass to cover up the pain of what he is saying ….. im not crying i just have sometHING IN MY FREAKING
carry-on-my-otp: boazpriestly: onemoremistake: If you could cast a current fashion into Purgatory… Maybe sagging. Yeah, pull your pants up, guys. Really. You got a belt. Use it. It’s unnecessary. We don’t need to see what boxers you’re
dilfgod: mapsontheweb: Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’ when will the rest of the world catch up
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
rizplease: lascocks: enexcelsis: #i fucking love it #SHE USES MACE #TINY LITTLE MACE CAN #actually the most feminized thing in an arsenal I fucking love how he went down like EEK— *shrivels up* Like he was just walking by minding his own business
bearfather: vivzie-pop: best part of the movie. #you know whats fuckin rad#when dreamworks had clearly mastered the hell out of jiggle physics#and only ever used it to lovingly render close up slow mo shots of a man’s rippling biceps
hugitoutwinchesters: Season 10: In which Dean tries to cheer Sam up. “This is who I am now, Sammy. You’ll get used to it. Look on the bright side, it’ll come in handy on hunts.” More of my demon!Dean edits here
wild-rness: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
usbdongle:golbatsforequality:Equality Golbat: “When you donate hair to Locks of Love, there is an 80% chance it will wind up in the garbage.”I can get similar odds by literally throwing my hair at a garbage can.Statistically, a charity that uses less
vanitybullet:so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
dirtyovercoats: remember that time Cas was so proud he used a pop culture reference of Dean’s right but then it ended up being his and their entire downfall hahahahaha yeah.
cocksforcas: nerd!dean fucking jock!cas hard and fast, fogging up his glasses having to stop halfway through to use his inhaler
diamond-1975: since i love you guys so much, i’ve came up with a huge list of useful success-related resources!! :’) adult things How to do taxes Effortlessly receive rewards from online quizzes How to vote Find the right career What political
bookkbaby: “I don’t know, Sam,” Cas says hesitantly, using his shoulder to hold the phone up to his ear as his hands were wrist-deep in soapy water. “It’s not- your brother and I-” Cas cuts himself off, not sure where he’s going with that.
stargyaal: imsoshive: Who been on Tumblr long enough to remember when you couldn’t reblog asks? People used to send a follow up ask like “can you make this rebloggable?” Then we get the “rebloggable by request” screenshot. #nostalgia :)
frodoes: breakfast-four-dinner: frodoes: when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand There are so many better possible uses of this image then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this
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