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mindlesscalibrator: pros of dating me: im cute squishy always ready to make-out (…or more) you get to choose a movie everynight i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit i’ll play ur fave video games with u i’ll actually do anything you want anything
ugly: if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass
la-babyyk: cicccceli: 💎 7000 GIRL. imma need you to tell me where u get ur lingerie and shit lovvve
bluetiesandflannelshirts: [BREAKS DOWN UR DOOR] SO LIKE COCKLES IS ADORABLE AS SHIT AND ALL BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT FUCKING MISHALECKI [BREATHES HEAVILY]
theroguefeminist: c2ndy2c1d: coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer i love sports he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he
sharingthegirlfriend: mikeyharp: hubbyandwifeyokla: Nothing hotter than watching ur honey squirming under your friend! Want to watch and film my mate.fucking the shit out off my girlfriend. Follow me on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “U gonna waste that or can I just lick that off ur cock bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What’s ur favorite hobby bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “What do u & ur team-mates make the varsity players do to punk their older brothers bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can I ride ur dick bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can I swallow ur load bro?” ….
thebrotherfuckers: Dumber shit my Big Brother asks me…… “Can I suck ur dick bro?” ….
zicko:horrorofthebeast:horrorofthebeast:I dont care that ur cabinet is floatinf. No one cares. You have always done this sort of shit to impress people, well, its not workong on me. I think its fucking stupid.
perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
shrexy: goblinboy: shrexy: im tired as shit but i got the giggles Ur Miguel from road to el dorado if he had dark hair what the fuck. thats gotta be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me
australiansanta: radical-flaar-queen: australiansanta: uhhhhh there’s worms under you right now eatin stuff what they eatin stuff?? none of ur business?? Not me I live on that frozen shit
rapniall: whyd u only call me when ur high as fuck in peru filming yourself smoking weed in the back of a van and saying some shit
thatdudeemu: This man gave us his life to make a funny vine cause I know his mama killed him after this lol ^^^^Thank you for giving us ur life my friend at least he died after a funny vine my mom would have best the shit out of me
I’m in Florida in hotel wishing i can talk 2 u hoping u will send me a message just praying. I miss u a lot an nights like these i want to hear ur voice u say hi as we just sit quietly on the phone an i say some random shit 2 make u laugh 2 break
Honestly I’m so done w/ ppl it’s unreal. My irritation level has lowered n everything pisses me off. It’s 6:36 am n I’m pissed u lied to my face an all this other shit. I really chased ur dumb ass a round while u sucked n fucked another nigga.
heyhaters: dont start shit w me i have ur nudes
reallybigsword:norafox:I wonder how many people go to my ask box to talk shit but then bail when they realize anon isn’t on.@ me next time huntyidk what ur saying anymore
rainbow-hotline: cuddlingcamzi: locallocomotive: lilkittynellie: lilxlovelyxprincess: daddy-snuggle-me: i-guess-im-okay: gingerb3ard: the1975-bastille: azkabanescapee: carbonated-milk: hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this Holy shit I’m
Anonymous asked: I hate everyone & everyone hates me so in the end it all works out. i either meat ya, beat ya, or shit on ur door step. xoxo sariday.
coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer
flippers: if u can adequately twirl spaghetti on ur fork i have MAD respect for u bc that shit is hard let me tell u
freezingly: royalteens: neutralmilknotel: i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit sexual orientation: if ur hot i probs wanna get it TAGGED/ME
divnvx: realslutty: nigeah: me waitin for yo ass to say some shit When u gettin ready to listen to ur mans next dumb ass lie Reblog her selfies again and I promise you I will fucking shoot you.
omg Im like a dog and I’m drooling like shit and I took advil so hopefully I’ll feel better. but seriously vicodin didn’t do sht and thanks guys for ur nice messages they make me comforted
if ur nice to me then I’mma be nice to you. simple shit really
tobinismyqueen: the-sexylosers-club: lowkeywalker: tastefullyoffensive: Like Father, Like Son [via]Previously: Artist Dad Colors in Drawings Made by His Kids this shit cute as fuck b the kid with the beard freaked me out Lil Sebastian ur alive
cravings:if u say shit to me when i wear the same outfit twice i will kill u and also wear it to ur funeral so u better shut the heck up
ragsies: when u have a mutual who has pretty much the exact same taste as you and you go to reblog something from them and then ur like ‘’shit they reblogged that from me’’
softrvses: pros of dating me - i’ll literally spoil u - i’ll give u massages - i’ll play with ur hair - i’ll shower u with all my love n appreciation - we can binge on shit - i’ll learn songs for u - nap dates + cuddling - i’ll take u out
bey0nd-my-thoughts: cuteykittybunny: daddy-snuggle-me: i-guess-im-okay: gingerb3ard: the1975-bastille: azkabanescapee: carbonated-milk: hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this Holy shit I’m trying not to cry. i really needed this one tonight
cravings: if u say shit to me when i wear the same outfit twice i will kill u and also wear it to ur funeral so u better shut the heck up
ugly:if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass
websiteslut: ur an attention seeker and im done with you bc you obviously dont give a shit about me
the-trojangirl: coelasquid: ibelieveinyoumyapollo: lakidaa: that’s suave as shit. Wow Me on my way to steal ur footballer smooth bro
bossnmyownrite: bigblackdicksrule: so u gon’ suck the nut out or what? don’t play with me - take it all the way down ur throat & make this big dick spit! Shit
tattsandcomicsandsexualarousals: mindlesscalibrator: pros of dating me: im cute squishy always ready to make-out (…or more) you get to choose a movie everynight i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit i’ll play ur fave video games with u i’ll actually
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