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Me: Oh hey! the Love Live gave is having free daily scouting! ima see what I get!*IMMEDIATELY gets a SSR Nozomi*Me: oh shit whaddup lets see what I get for Aquors!*FUCKING A UR ‘THE APPLES ALLURE’ RIKO*
oreimo: job interviewer: wat r ur strengths? me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized job interviewer: and ur weaknesses? me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime
coluring: kwikemart: this is the gayest thing i have ever seen most beautiful thing i have ever seen
currentlyhungryaf:When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it
dankmaiden: “ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)” “can u follow me back? :)”
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
actualcrutchie: glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
some piss ass anon: “incest is wrong and ur disgusting for shipping it.uwu”me: *aggressively ships incest ships even harder*
tumblr pls get ur shit together and stop recommending me my own goddamn posts ty
kfcistrash: badgyal-k: collectorsweekly: How America Bought and Sold Racism, and Why It Still Matters Hey, non black people, look! Nigger milk? Like our breast weren’t being sucked in by ur white babies because ya wanch ass isn’t good for shit
candiikismet: lovlae: when u go to the kitchen to get food and a drink and u bring ur food to ur room and get all comfy and then remember that u forgot ur drink so u have to go back to the kitchen to get it MEEEEEE I’ll leave that shit right
webmd: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
420kawaii: neptune, i lov me perl fuk u daddy ur embarsing me but perl, yerr me daugter ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit
hauntedmilk: i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up
lesbianboyfriend:gimmickbird:28dayslater:Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation[id: a tweet from grimes to elon musk reading “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support
theworsethingsgettheharderifight: chilewithcarnage:c-upid:i love when u bitches rb my posts it’s like ur milking me . im like a little post cow i AM
camalilium: tfw u just wanted a nice tea date but now ur gf and stalker wont shut the fuck up about the witch hunts
ghostdildo: getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up
andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
mobpsycho100: when ur in a really stressful situation and you should be freaking tf out but ur dissociating so hard you just dont care
stanleykubricky: stanleykubricky: stanleykubricky: my brain is fired i mean fried yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit
deerstroyer: drawin ur fav character feeling self conscious abt only ever drawing ur fav character
yxngpxpi: triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me
this-guard-life-is-crazy:Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
idk man I’m in my feels and ik it’s better when ur not in ur feels and just do whatever the fuck u want but what kinda life r u living if u walk around not giving a shit at all u gotta care about something ya know
bruxxxism: yungkuj: bruxxxism: you-little-sugar-honey-ice-tea: bruxxxism: feelin gd wbu holy shit you’re gorgeous girl ur makin me blush Soph wtf ur so frickin cuuuuuuute stop it im melting aw 😍😍😍
guys tumblr isn’t letting me queue more than 300 posts WHAT IS THIS what if tumblr gets shut down for like several months my queue would run out and people would unfollow me UNACCEPTABLE DAVID
cumragdoll: the shit i spew while ur fucking me. is inadmissible outside this room…
my oh so sweet grandmother decided to put a giant tarantula toy on our porch at some point when i wasnt looking and when i walked outside today i im so tired ur shit grandma
