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Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. ~ George Saunders
exquisite-reciprocity: You know you decided to video spur-of-the-moment when there’s a ketchup bottle on an ironing board in the background. I love her on top because the view is unbeatable. She loves being on top because my cock goes almost too deep…it’
djaam-white: taurusartworks: Traitorous Fool of the Century - Dummkopf Angela Merkel! She’s firing up the branding irons… Eurabiafrica Merkel hero of the year
sirsplayground: Driving with a butt plug in makes for a fun surprise when showing up at the boyfriends houseThank you for your submission. I like that lady.Sir
goodlittlepainsluts:The holidays are upon us so make sure you decorate your slut as well as your tree! Maybe skip the tree, that has to be taken down… Every night in December she gets tied up with another cumulative ornament on her and teased until
slugbox: storyowls: rufftoon: ca-tsuka: The Iron Giant Deluxe Figure by Mondo will be available for pre-order starting tomorrow (January 22th 2015).The figure features over 30 points of articulation, two interchangeable heads with a light up feature,
lovefromcolfer: gotta-get-back-2-gallifrey: iron-gurl: howard: what the fuck is science i call this porn Loving Steve must be hereditary #I CREATED THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND FOR MY FUTURE SON
avataku: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood surely is ironic. oh the beautiful irony.
anne-withan-e: “There’s a world of difference between being called crow-head and being called carrots. I shall never forgive Gilbert Blythe. The iron has entered my soul, Diana. My mind is made up; my red hair is a curse.”
take-me-from-behind: 3 tips for a newlywed wife to have a happy marriage… 1) Learn to iron his shirts. 2) Learn to shave your pussy. 3) Learn to bend over and take it up the ass. Hhh
whiteworm00: Now it’s time to heat up the branding iron.
swankydee: fucksurproblem: The lynching of Jesse Washington.Washington was beaten with shovels and bricks,was castrated, and his ears were cut off. A tree supported the iron chain that lifted him above the fire. Jesse attempted to climb up the skillet
In many porn scenes in which the man is dominant, roughing up the girl, at some point he will bury his face in the girl’s feet (here at 20:42, here at 3:30, here at 34:20) . Rocco, Nacho Vidal, Manuel Ferrara, Brandon Irons - all the hardcore actors
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home and do the ironing. I will be inspecting a random item for the tiniest crease, as usual. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hollywood, I think you got Alfred and the Mandarin mixed up in your poster for Stonehearst Asylum. I mean, sure, they’re both British, but you gotta pay attention to more than just their nationalities. Like how one is bald and the other isn’t
stopfollowingterfs: Terfs are always demanding a definition of womanhood– and its like… Idk what to tell ya. Its all made up. The only reason they demand a definition is because they think womanhood is based solely around genitalia… which is ironic
I threw this together in Photoshop. I came up with the idea after I realized Daredevil’s last name is Murdoc, and Murdoc is in the Gorillaz.
Last of the #throwbackthursday with the first shoot with Jessy Romann @msromann I think it took little more than a yr to get this shoot set up and ironed out. Go team Persistent lol #heels #latina #photosbyphelps #curves #photography #glamour #busty
polyglotplatypus: It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.
yugirimistwalker:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:katana nerds were/are? insufferable but the debunking / backlash is almost as badlike why does it matter that a zweihander can smash a katana to
spacebeeetle: bryko: Remember when Cartoon Network showed The Iron Giant for 24 hours straight i remember falling asleep watching the marathon once and i woke up again at the exact same part of the movie two hours later and i was so damn proud of
historicpork: The lynching of Jesse Washington.Washington was beaten with shovels and bricks,was castrated, and his ears were cut off. A tree supported the iron chain that lifted him above the fire. Jesse attempted to climb up the skillet hot chain.
brookelynne: we’re sitting on the couch listening to iron maiden and i’m messing around on my phone while daddy is air-guitaring on my leg and honestly i’ve never been more content and in love as i am right at this moment it’s the little things
askearthairandmagic: hey guys I was gunna have another update for you all tonight but I’m running a bit of a fever so I’m currently in bed. On the up side I’m about to start watching The Iron Giant and you are all welcome to join me. ((click
audacityinblack: whatever you do do not picture the iron bull playing with several tiny mabari puppies i am warning you do not picture him waking up to tiny puppy tongues licking his face and tiny puppy feet bouncing all over him for the love of the
gaydicks420: last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken.
artbooksnat: Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress (甲鉄城のカバネリ) Mumei takes on a noticeably more yellow-tone in the pin-up poster of the cover art, illustrated by character designer Haruhiko Mikimoto (美樹本晴彦), from the July issue of Newtype
adriftinboston: I find it incredibly ironic that a picture of me is in here considering the source of the mash up. Hmmm. Now I’m thoroughly amused.
dirtycpl: Views from the throne…. She is Pulling up the work undies. Lol I’m dropping bombs and taking selfies. I’ll be snapping pics of her titties while she irons her blouse in a min lol. The life of a happy perverted cpl……
decius-c: Ten to twelve hours up there ib the iron reinforced wooden horse was a good place to teach the young slave girl the required obedience.
molto-bene-sherlock: maccasmiz: the-infallible-empress: molto-bene-sherlock: Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George… The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys. AND THEN THERE’S HARRY WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY
sluttyoliveoil: the most ironic thing about this post is that the original blogger must have deleted and then came back
timelordanon: romanaofgallifrey: timelordanon: timelordanon: can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron I AM THE FUTURE dOES IT TASTE GOOD?? IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN MIXED WITH THE LAUGHTER OF TOM HIDDLESTON AND ANGEL’S TEARS
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: I loved that they included this particular case, because when i read it i was so happy about Sherlock’s reaction (how he threatened to beat the father with this a riding crop or a iron fireplace poker I don’t exactly
atlasflames: jillyfishfillet: it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
stannisbarathcon: “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the
fuck-benedict: maplehoofs: fuck-benedict: I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D. get out
feisty-santa:slow-riot:Everyone once and a while I see people trying to make Beyblades into an ironic meme but c’mon guys can’t we just leave well enough alone? Is there nothing from the mid-2000s that won’t be brought back from the dead? Let Beyblades
giantsorcowboys: Welker Time! Holy Looking Glass, Batman! The AFC Championship Game This Sunday Will Have The Tight And Compact Wes Welker Heating Up The Grid Iron For The Broncos Against His Old Mates, The Patriots! Welker Is Looking Mighty Fine In
makemestfu: how game of thrones should end #khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat
probablythenextsupreme: princessplatt:awkward-aeries: Meninist Makeup Tutorial Isn’t it ironic that she’s complaining about how people don’t look up what feminism means but she wouldn’t even look up the meninism account, that started all this,
fuckthehellyess: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Someone needs to draw Stan Lee sitting the Iron Throne with a Kingsguard made up of Marvel characters because the image struck me out of nowhere but i can’t draw. I’m not an artist at all. I can barely write
ahoboandhisbox: fuckthehellyess: ileftmyheartinwesteros: fuckthehellyess: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Someone needs to draw Stan Lee sitting the Iron Throne with a Kingsguard made up of Marvel characters because the image struck me out of nowhere but
ca-tsuka: The Iron Giant Deluxe Figure by Mondo will be available for pre-order starting tomorrow (January 22th 2015).The figure features over 30 points of articulation, two interchangeable heads with a light up feature, magnetic “S” that can be
ultrafacts:He was born in Atlanta, Kansas, but grew up in Elkhart, Kansas. Cunningham was nicknamed the “Kansas Flyer”, the “Elkhart Express” and the “Iron Horse of Kansas”. Cunningham’s legs were very badly burned in an explosion caused
pettyartist: Foolish heroes… don’t you know you needed to strike while the iron was hot?Now you’ve gone and let me temper the blade…[larger image since tumblr loves to mess up the res]Some art since I’ve had the image of Raishan counting down
I didn’t know this was the kid from Iron Man 3. When I found out, that got me.(reasuringsoldier)my friend and i gasped so hard i’m surprised we didn’t chokei’d heard he was gonna be in the movie, but this. this was a cruel way to put him in.
confessionsofacheatingwife:stateofcompersion:He greeted me at the door with a surprised look before stepping me aside to let me in his tiny office.I glanced around at the beat up furniture, taking note of the worn love seat in the corner. I bit my lip
4my50: sensually-dominant:@4my50 yes of course, I actually woke up in the middle of the night this week and did just that… Mmm…. that’s really fucking hot baby! I can’t wait to hear more!
bfsharingcaringgirlfriend:sharingiscaringgirlfriend:Experienced: You in the bed with us 😮I actually ended up going back to the guest room. You guys were too much!
kindlybeatingher: the-kiss-of-iron: (series “forced orgasm 10”) Time to turn up the speed of the fucking machine slut
loki-dokey: itwasyummy: eisencorgi: HAWKEYE STILL FIRING AND BLACK WIDOW TAZING CAP’S SHIELD UP, IRON MAN’S REPULSORS BLAZING ANGRY GREEN HULK’S PUNCHING WOULD-BE NORSE KINGS THESE ARE A FEW OF HIS FAVORITE THINGS #pack up the internet we’re
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