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emilyissherlocked: a-short-history-of-nothing: jernspookysnerw: OH MY GOD NO BUT THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PICTURING
dickrockerjanecrocker: likesboyswholikeboys: you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and
alongcameaspoopyghost: textsfromtitanfood: Levii fainted, but at least it was a short trip to the ground. HTE FUCKING????
I Don't Do Shorts
iwishthedoctorwerereal: buttinspectorkirby: steeevers: hinsabbies: consulting-cannibal: i wasn’t sure how to thank all of the new followers i got so i made you a transparent dean in gym shorts for your dash i hope that’s acceptable if you put
journeyintohiddlestiel: “I’ve lived millions of years, Dean. It’s a terrifying thought. Now that I’m human, the rest of my life will feel incredibly short in comparison.” “Yeah, well, if it’s any consolation… I’ll be there
winchestersruinedmylife: YES I LOVE THAT YOU DIDN’T GIVE THEM SUPER SKIMPY OUTFITS WHEN THEY ARE HUNTERS AND I LOVE THAT YOU MADE DEAN’S HAIR SHORT BUT SAM’S IS STILL LONG AND CAS IS TOO GORGEOUS FOR WORDS BLESS U
downeyverse: 221b-sherlock: michelle-winchesterinthetardis: ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan that would explain why Benedict, Tom, Matt, Jared, Jensen, Misha and so on are always happy and poor little
hanacabana: definitelynotohblainers: One day Blaine walks into the kitchen at the loft wearing this shirt And these pants And this bow tie And everyone just stops and looks at him. shortly followed by
2-hell-n-back: I think I just died inside.. Fucking Richard Speight Jr. with his walking.. I’m dead And Moose.. with his iphone All hail the gym-shorts
tapdancers: wwehs: how to be an adult im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard
destinedtobeunworthy: hiddensmirk: I want to be a Hobbit so badly. 1. You eat at least 7 times a day. 2. You’re short and cute. 3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby. 4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for
kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my
sherlockbringthejam: kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless
spooky-mr-charles: spookyfear: muslimrave: one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off i punched him in the face closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of
whyiseveryonesurlfancierthanmine: Note to authors: when a bullet is shot from a gun, it becomes so hot it’s sterile. You don’t get an infection from the bullet itself, but from the wound. That’s why in the short term it’s better not to remove
notchicken: chekhov: It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
lumos5001: I don’t care that JKR changed her mind I don’t care that Harmione shippers are dancing the conga and that Romione shippers feel betrayed I care that, once again, poor Ron gets the bloody short end of the stick. He spent six and a half
mishaandhiddlestolemyovaries: destielismylove: lepreas: Jensen takes off the short like a female does and not like a man…
madeleineishere: Here is a short comic!
metaphoricalanchor: i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
foolishlycompletelyfallen: “One of them, Bristish, short. Loved to hear himself talk.”
vaginalistic: attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
joshifereverlark: ayaisamazing: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post
wolfsigils: ‘The Impala’ Moose and Squirrel’s (The short one and the one from 7th Heaven’s) signature wrestling move.
dinojay: kitsunecoffee: bradshawanderson: #these dumb videos were as much of my childhood as the real harry potter was Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts WHY DID THAT NOT
fruitpacks: girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts
levis-short-ass: lyndseyls: yourtubes: I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school and high school and now
castielsconvictions: Misha Collins - Operational Risk Management. (x)This is a very short video. **all I ask is credit for discovery, but share away. It makes me giggle uncontrollably. **
malkatz: kindasortahappy: m-yley: My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs look wonderful the shirt tells the
tuesdayat221btardisstreet: Can I just say she looks hella cute in those shorts and also whose fucking grandmother looks like that
buttermilkmonster: “Your assignment is to write a short fictional story” “But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
You've really gotta hand it to short people
nikynaa: luxurycruisinglarry: tajellybeeenz: stormfire710: hiddlestalker: your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
mchotney: vvhitehouse: izhtiekz: my friend just sent this to me with no context This is about 6 hours too short I want this played at my funeral
lemmming: it was a 2 second video I had to click it I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds
letsallgotothelobby: nintendobros64: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. THIS IS A FUCKING KIDS SHOW WHY Tom & Jerry wasn’t for kids originally. All those short subject cartoons played in cinemas before
consultinghobbitinthetardis: sherlockedbadwolf24601: Basically JK Rowling is so good that she can drop a Harry Potter short story with no publicity or previous announcement and within hours the entire world has read it and if that’s not power i don’t
anotherpunk: “Your dress is too short.” Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
dapperfucker: best of “she wears short skirts”
irrreversibility: boys cry girls masturbate boys can like pink and not be gay girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian boys can like ballet girls can like video games boys can be hot without a six pack girls can be hot without a hairless body boys
dippyeggs: ah yes summer time for shorts *unsticks thighs from plastic chair*
gasmaskedsilence: Short video of the first episode of Supernatural Season 10!!
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
jaredandjensenareinlove: I have two moods when it comes to fanfiction gimme a 3,000 word smutty short and sweet oneshot 50k and a lifetime’s worth of character development or bust
koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
