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pleaserepeatthequestion: Because that episode… Why do I do this to myself?!!!
redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting
all-four-cheekbones: ladyavenal: takethepain: “In the Hall of the Mountain King” - Played on Musical Tesla Coils I’ll be in my bunk If you’re a supervillain and you never do this you’re doing it wrong.
horanthropy: horanthropy: horanthropy: I HAVENT HAD MY PERIOD IN MONTHS WHAT DO I DO WHAT IF IM PREGNANT. GUYS IM FREAKING OUT IM NOT READY TO BE A PARENT. according to my friend guys don’t get periods so never mind I’m good male
deeperstateofmind: sweet-plush-rump: mischiefinthesnow: jaclcfrost: do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot like do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it before it melts or you defrost your car so
ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny: tennants-hair: amoying: vvebkinz: WHAT DO BOYS DO AT SLEEPOVERS each other they just have to keep whispering “no homo” the whole time
221bitssmallerontheoutside: mathanielfitch: that awkward moment when your reputation is so bad that the KKK has to release a statement saying they want nothing to do with you. That is 50 shades of fucked up
heyangelface: sherlockandmoriar-tea: I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”
marvelagentsofshield: guide to buying sweatpants do they have pockets? yes- buy them immediately no- do not buy them they will be fucking useless to you, pockets are everything
bonesybride: colinmorgasms: jaredandjensen: Why do you think they’re organizing? #you are such a terrible liar #I actually find it pretty unbelievable that Sam can’t tell something is up No but remember when he was really good at lyingwhen
howtofailatlife: darrencrisslovesbananas: strjders: the-last-idiot: strjders: how do people still have time for tumblr when college how do people still have time for college when tumblr that’s not how it works yes it is As a college student,
mrfizzlessaysyourelying: little-red-ridinghoodie: aesthetic-dissonance: #I love how Jensen actually knows exactly what he’s doing#because he’s actually been a model#But then Jared walks up like *Flop* *Flop* *FlaiL* and then just goes OMG I can’t#and
accioamber: college is having the choice between doing dishes and doing homework. and choosing netflix.
gotyoulittlebrother: sandoring: Season 9: A Summary #Sam is like fuckkkkk #All i do is get knocked out now #I need to retire #im no good at this hunting shit anymore #I wake up and Dean has killed 15 Demons #I dont evven remember walking in the room
gigglingbean: Do you ever want to grab someone in your class and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper shut the fuck up
bradventuretime: Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE
snow-white-sweety: 538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless how the fuck do you remember your url
fuckyouifyouknowwhatimean: nerdywithadashofawesome: fangirlpaula: spellczech: #stop the ride #i want to get off Noooooo This was one of the most depressing scenes in the history of forever YOU DONT DO THAT WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS
kayleekhemical: girl-in-the-band25: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? All the time.
sizeugly: inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza: destielarryziam: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why
hola-my-mishamigos-and-timelords: blue-kathena: olympicslut: imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena A+ gif use
Why do you think I drag you everywhere, huh? And why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place? […] You and me and Dad. I mean, I want us to— I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again. Dean, we are a family.
madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: quacklem0re: webabuser: how do u do the date thing Come with me to a movie and I’ll show you that was smooth as fuck
doctorsherlocklokison: captainmjolnir: I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood I mean seriously what do you think we do every month DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
preparetobemildlyentertained: “So, what do you really wanna do?” this line depressed me so much it felt like someone put an anvil on my heart
tardis-mind-palace: pi3rcethe-satans: allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and
alt-j: blondepandemic: darrynek: alt-j: what should i do on the plane fuck the plane DO!!!NOT!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!THE!!!!PLANE!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna fuck the plane
pi-guy: onceupon-a-starkid-inthetardis: my-gosh-its-snowing: aleeyago: agitatedassassin: henthailand: do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing Step aside, Iceland.Wales win this round. ahahaAHAHAHA I went to look it up on
pienapper-ackles: BUT GUYS DONT YOU REALIZE. THIS IS LIKE DEAN DOING CAS’S “HELLO DEAN” FOR ALL THESE YEARS. DEAN IS SCARING CAS BY APPEARING RANDOMLY. HE’S DOING IT
bvbbloodrose: alwayshappier15: fortunefav0rsthetwisted: ifineededsome1: jeanbean603: ifineededsome1: jeanbean603: ifineededsome1: how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something? an elf pops out
stop-hammerkind: all-american-oncest: starxapple: starxapple: im going to cry i just accidentally texted my mom really explicit onceler porn instead of a picture of my dog what do i DO I AM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM “no”
missvoltairine: do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
deeeeaaan: wickedclothes: Programmable Tattoo System What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated
edwardspoonhands: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM yup
gaygermans: spaghettihos: REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES 1 million notes and i’ll do it Posted this shit on tumblr. You done fucked up, son.
i-am-of-asgard: theycallmethemoose: dalekitsune: APPARENTLY GADRIEL IS THE ANGEL WHO WAS GUARDING EDEN AND WAS LOCKED UP BECAUSE SATAN GOT IN DO YOU UNDERSTAND GADRIEL WAS IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING AND SATAN GOT IN I’m just… that gif omg
plaidalecki: buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible… what do you LIKE? DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
baelor: sleape: I just wanna let you know that you’re the first person to do any of this and it means volumes to the people who do wear the Hijab, and people like me who knows my mother wears a Hijab and there’s people who are actually gonna defend
stop-hammerkind: homosexual-leafblower: mugglescanttameme: magentamayhem: YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED THANK YOU HOLY SHIT HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE???
creeprall: when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
refridgerator: when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
good-aint-no-fun: hello-darling-assbutts: kingarthurscat: geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to
seductivecronus: risingtensions: physical comedy I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then… then this shit.
meghanbluebird: discovergeneralmills: Walk in. See this. Wat do? Depends, do you own a dog?
johnlockedness: see-but-do-not-observe: when you realize how much Sherlock tried to impress John the first time they met…. Your url should be see-and-do-observe
rainbowreverie21: sodamnrelatable: DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY Do you mean yesterday
gwess: whatsacanada: What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip
what-the-hells-going-on: ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas: what-the-hells-going-on: what-the-hells-going-on: what-the-hells-going-on: what-the-hells-going-on: what-the-hells-going-on: I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO I
crowleyshell: fabercastiel: crowleyshell: why do people watch popcorn whilst eating a movie? i mean, it’s the noisiest food.. brb eating some movie while watching popcorn do you ever look back at your mistakes
abluejeep-ablackimpala: bakingcheesebuns: do u realize that the elevator scene is probably the first time Peeta has seen boobs irl i like how he looks at katniss like omg do u have those
moritzstiefel: dont ever watch horror films with me because my reaction to literally everything is “oh” “thats kind of fucked up” “i told you” “what the hell are you doing” or laughter
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
ovtlaw: how do u attractive It’s easy for you, you’re already doing it
fuckyeahtxtposts: i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have โ,000 in my hand
“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!”“You do care,” said Dumbledore. He
funnybrunette: do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you like “hey i finished this question” good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
thegeekyblonde: vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”