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unpretty: (superman: the animated series - mxyzpixilated) i want a live action movie that’s just two hours of this
unpretty: burning-mind: flawlessglamazon: unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased yes however we recently got her a new ceramic
unpretty: unpretty: obvs there is something great about when a Big Scary turns into a Big Softie where Tiny Useless is concerned, but what i like better is: Tiny Useless decides, with no prompting and for no apparent reason whatsoever, that Big Scary
unpretty: unpretty: i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased
unpretty: unpretty:i have a lot of feelings about this but i don’t know what they are #better joker than jared leto (via @amortality)
unpretty: unpretty: epoxyconfetti: batmanisagatewaydrug: thedacanary: unpretty: unpretty: just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: misunderstood supervillain Junkyard Heart’s secret identity is Moxie Cheerwine her sidekick is Glass Rat he’s the ghost of a dead rat that only manifests as a spectral reflection in broken glass he can’t talk or
unpretty: unpretty: serious question: is Philippus in the wonder woman movie, like… at all? even a little? okay what i am getting from the responses to this is that Philippus, General of Hippolyta’s armies and probably her girlfriend, is not in the
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim
unpretty: unpretty: my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll
unpretty: unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars I’m sorry what you heard me
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
unpretty: definegnormal: unpretty: ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent: bought a really nice looking fountain pen that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a
unpretty:unpretty:ALTcaspar milquetoast circa 1940 faring better than some fic readers in 2022#never knew the origins of this word#i feel like someones pranking me (via @amildlyspookydeer)it is the origin of the word! The Timid Soul ran from 1924 to 1953,
unpretty: unpretty: while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun
unpretty: maeofthedead: fantasia1940: Has anyone ever noticed how princesses sob the same way? #otherwise they’d have to animate The Ugly Cry#do you know what happens when you have to animate the ugly cry#bolin happens via @unpretty well
unpretty: unpretty: there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power
unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars I’m sorry what you heard me
unpretty: unpretty: solitarelee: unpretty: unpretty: the problem with quarter to five is that i have way too many washi tape dispensers and lengths of red bondage rope because i can never not spend a dollar on them i spent a dollar on a gold-colored
unpretty: unpretty: there is no higher form of literature than olde-ass europeans trying to explain the skunk “The other is a low animal, about the size of a little dog or cat. I mention it here, not on account of its excellence, but to make of
unpretty: justakansasboy: unpretty: my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her
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unpretty:unpretty: every time i remember that this happened i lose my mind all over again happy mooninite panic day
unpretty: unpretty: today i bought a chocolate bar just because i really liked the graphic design but the bar itself is also really cool looking? i found a diagram that says exactly how big each piece is the wikipedia article reads like an ad but i
unpretty: unpretty:solitarelee:maxheimer:royallyanxious:unpretty:burning-mind:flawlessglamazon:unpretty:unpretty:unpretty:i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleasedyeshowever
unpretty:berenswick: unpretty: unpretty: i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that
unpretty:codefiant: unpretty:this is one of my favorite onion articles because it is so reallike the premise seems so absurd but then you start to read it andGibson’s descent into the depths of mustard obsession started innocently enough, when he got
unpretty: unpretty: andrew and i went to the mall today and there was a store called boxlunch that neither of us had ever heard of but when we went in i was like “this seems like a less goth teen hot topic” so i looked it up and it’s literally owned
unpretty: unpretty: i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs
unpretty: unpretty: andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student oh my god she has a classy leather binder for some reason?? SHE MADE A SCHEDULE IN WORD AND
unpretty: baroncognito: unpretty: unpretty: constantly torn between “buying the materials to make jewelry costs money and actually assembling jewelry takes time so i need to charge for their actual value” and “someone please get this shit out
unpretty: unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars I’m sorry what you heard me LMAO I
unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: well,
unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: that company that makes the really realistic toy horses has moved into making deviantart adoptable OCs and i’m into it i decided to actually check their website and they are the bayala magical elf companions they don’t
