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allteachersaresluts:“The denier is the unit of measurement for the linear mass density — or ‘sheerness’ — of a lady’s stockings. Did you know that? It is defined as the mass in grams per 9,000 metres; so, for example, if a lady is
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just-shower-thoughts: I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.
jbeshir: evolution-is-just-a-theorem: jamesspidercat: castielsroosterteethwingman: x What an absolute unit. This means that we’re almost out of time for human history to contain “that time someone stole the unit of mass, and we had to catch
borntopleasedaddy: Babu looks so damn cute in her new schoolgirl skirt that I’ve had to invent a new unit of measurement. She’s zella cute - that’s a zillion hellas :)
sketchshark: Real conversation on hair length and merm-ified units of measurement.
pumpmeupandmakemeplastic:awesomesaltwater:When there’s at least four massive tits in the room (so, two bimbos, if that’s your preferred unit of measurement), they have to tittyfuck each other. That’s the rule.
JIF IS A PEANUT BUTTER AND A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT YOU FUCKING PEASANTS!
just-shower-thoughts: I like how “as fuck” is a unit of measurement now.
phrases:“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
phrases: “as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
dziwaczka: han solo? best damn braider in the galaxy. he once braided an entire wookie in twelve [improper units of measurement]
nataliesnicket: “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement.
tastefullyoffensive: My favorite unit of measurement
Humans consider themselves unique so they’ve rooted there whole theory of existence on their uniqueness. One is their unit of measure, but it’s not. All social systems we’ve put into place are a mere sketch. One plus one equals two. That’s all
chekhovzgun: there is not a unit of measurement capable of telling you how hard my eyes roll when the popular tumblr gays get into it with each other.
the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20:capfalcon:whenever i see “low in calories” im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives
just-shower-thoughts: If nutrition labels used ‘minutes of running’ instead of ‘calories’ as a unit of measure, people would probably eat a lot healthier I get the thought, but me running for ten minutes burns as many calories as someone
missingleftsock: nataliesnicket: “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement. Followed closely by “fuckload”
torchwoodrift: aph-denmarks: officialpigeon: Petition to start a new unit of measurement called hella #how many shit tons does it take to make one hella
just-shower-thoughts:I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.
jaredfrankliin: my favorite unit of measurement is hella
shadow-of-a-memory: missingleftsock: nataliesnicket: “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement. Followed closely by “fuckload" Buttload is also rather cool
just-shower-thoughts: ‘As fuck’ is my most used unit of measurement
carys-awen:postmodernmulticoloredcloak: zevraen:americans are like fuck america until it’s time for fahrenheit-celsius discourse 😒 then you mfs basically pull out the pledge of alliance 😒 like ok fourth of july. didn’t know units of measurement
antiandrogen: antiandrogen: antiandrogen: antiandrogen: one of these days im going to write a comprehensive guide for being a good customer at starbucks 1. ordering several frappuccinos is a crime 2. “extra” and “light” are not units of measurement
omghotmemes: my new favorite unit of measurement
recklesslyinfatuated:nakedmusicscore:Americans will use any unit of measurement rather than the metric system.Joey Ramones, washing machines, musical instruments, cows, dolphins…And when you ask them why……And something something about the moon landing.
kristen-nun: “AF” is my favorite unit of measurement. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByX5V8pn241/?igshid=ta6fyu2noge1
just-shower-thoughts: I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement. That’s wise AF!
very-best-text-posts: missingleftsock: nataliesnicket: “Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement. Followed closely by “fuckload” .txt
bitchycode: “as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
girlsrule-subsdrool: strangeinternethottub: There would be no unit of measurement small enough to represent how long it would take me to cum once I slipped inside of her. This would feel so good.
gh0stmach1ne: It is said that Helen of Troy had “a face that launched a thousand ships”.From this, a unit of measurement for beauty was invented: the Helen. Someone measuring one Helen was beautiful enough to launch a thousand ships. Someone with
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