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So my girlfriend and I got a new queen sized bed for Christmas, so we have a bit more room for play, (those are in fact under-bed restraints in the pic, and t hey are wonderful) and for sleeping in general. Unfortunately the rails we bought for the new
royalsiblings: My sister said we could bareback so long as I promised not to come inside her. Unfortunately what I promised and what my cock did weren’t exactly in sync… but the way she orgasmed the whole time I unloaded inside her tells me she secretly
owlerart: Hi all, as some of you may know I moved to Europe from the US last year to escape a bad home situation, and thankfully I’ve been doing a lot better ^w^ But unfortunately my old PC didn’t make the trip with me, and I haven’t had access
Awwww so freaking cute ^.^ Kindle your amazing!! this is really awesomeYour welcome by the way. Merry Christmas. ^.^This artist is really good, she draws adorable characters and has a very cute style, Unfortunately, she is without a tablet for the moment,
damn i’d let him abra ka-fuck me too.I’ve been listening to TAZ (tho unfortunately didn’t catch up in time for the finale and am still not done lol) and I had to had to had to draw my best boy. Like I cannot thank @theadventurezone enough for Taako.
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White Watched Woman I deliberately didn’t crop these, so you could see that I had to screenshot (read as: steal) the two pics that effectively started my strange obsession with the White Watched Woman. Unfortunately we made contact of an app designe
guccier: tehlulu: miracle-inc: bentyler777: toxiccunts: wukristina: alexander-oppa: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. I don’t think it meant
Finally back home and have consistant wifi and a computer! Wow that was a long trip! unfortunately I didn’t get any pictures for all of you lovelies while I was away, but to celebrate getting home, here have a lazy post shower selfie. :) .
clevergirlfriend: Yeaaaaah, one commission done! It’s hard to see the silver, unfortunately.
0x0x0mandy0x0x0: The First Gif in This Photo Set is The Amazing Mr. & Mrs. marriedandfucking !!… Unfortunately Their WaterMark Has Been Removed & No Credit Given to the Source!… (Such a Shame Some People Do That)
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here No one knows or understands me. Unfortunately this includes those closest to me. My Tumblr and Twitter followers are a different story…..
Hi everyone. As the title suggests, a cat in my life needs help. His name is Enrique and due to heart problems, he needs a pacemaker. Unfortunately, this type of thing is expensive and his owner can’t afford it.I know this type of post is a pain, but
I heard a puppy was being naughty on Twitter so I came bounding over with gaffer tape to help. Unfortunately it just lead to excited puppies wanting to be mummified
So, my last few posts were about how M was going to be putting me in chastity with the HolyTrainer. Unfortunately, my dick wound up being too big for the device to fit with anything resembling comfort. M was really sad about this, so she instructed me
sniggysmut:So, I’ve never had too much interest in the Undertale AUs (most of them are just Sans AUs, unfortunately) but I do love it when @ksuriuri draws Underswap and/or Underfell. They make a good case. TuT
my foot wouldn’t let me be great :(
i’m literally not doing anything in this picture so i have no intro but this one’s a double PSA are you ready get readyWOMEN PLEASE PEE AFTER SEXwhy? because during sex, bacteria gets pushed up into our unfortunately short urethras up into our bladders
A certain follower, the lovely ionate, made my husband and me so horny that we just couldn’t help but fuck. Unfortunately I am having a hard time uploading the video so here’s a gif!
I’m not your fucking rebound.I am cute like a teddy bear, but please don’t use me for comfort only to toss me in a box with the rest of your old toys. ♡. KTLetter to my future courters:Anyone who is close to me has witnessed my unfortunate dating
thicchighness: Me: *masturbates for the 10th time* Me: wherethefuckismyserotoninyoubitch
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bumbleshark: bumbleshark: crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point. me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible.
surethattotallyhappened: nextyearsgirl: “Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.” No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are
redhatmeg:surethattotallyhappened:nextyearsgirl: “Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.” No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of
May progress report. Unfortunately my diabetes hasn’t been so good, but I’m getting better. I’m pushing through and working out as best as I can too!
yoursecretsub: Finally back home and have consistant wifi and a computer! Wow that was a long trip! unfortunately I didn’t get any pictures for all of you lovelies while I was away, but to celebrate getting home, here have a lazy post shower selfie.
aslanthemouse: “…unfortunately.”
queenannika: unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet
I’m trying my best to reblog posts that have been made recently/have the latest information, as opposed to an archive of what has happened. If there’s something that needs to be amended (such as the last post), please let me know and I
the scent of patchouli makes me think of christmas and it’s weirdly distressing to me bc I don’t know if this is a common thing with people? I keep trying to look up “patchouli christmas” but it turns out a book was basically
tiramisun: im seeply sorry i dont have anything better to post _ _) also i want aizawa to have a big butt whos with me
myowndeliverance: Answer my text you dickOr call me up and tell me that you’re coming overI’ll clean up my room so quickAnswer my text you dick
mrsdewinter: iilya: my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out
clementiens: straight cis people asking if your parents/family are supportive is never “are you getting the support you need and if not is there anything i can do?” its “fill me in on all the tragic painful details of your life, which i only care
smokedsalmoniloveyou:I am pretty. I am revolting. I am promiscuous. I am emotionally catholic. Look at me. I can not bare it.
kamiya-sexual: Takeuchi Ryouta (Ren’s CV) finds it fascinating that many foreign fans worldwide actually support DMMd and greeted him on his birthday. He mentioned that it’s unfortunate that he cannot reply well in English.
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
fanghusband-remade:ahaha it’s raining heavily oh no… looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night… how unfortunate ahaha
I kind of wish there was a way to tone down the motion blur/camera whipping around thing in Sonic Generations. I can only play a level or two before I start to feel sick, which is unfortunate :\
Unfortunately a gif can’t really convey the sheer amount of “I don’t care” in Garnet’s tone of voice. Mere text cannot contain it, it must be heard.
Off to sample some of reichenbachrose ’s soup! (That is NOT a euphemism. Unfortunately…)
i’m super sick. i’ve been coughing terribly so much that i went to the hospital to get a chest x-ray. there was a doctor looking guy and he was young tall and cute and i was completely checking him out. unfortunately my mom caught me but
Ok, credo di essere entrato ufficialmente nella fase MISANTROPIA(dopo la mia periodica crisi). Per cui, qualsiasi persona che volesse entrare in contatto con me dovrebbe redigere un documento cartaceo in cui chiede di incontrarmi. Ok?
tehhufflepuffcompanion:In an unfortunate development, I am now awake
bakrua: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.
coocoo-for-kokoro: ragemite: ragemite: ragemite: ragemite: shmepard: ragemite: cpwiser10: ragemite: Hello! This lil cherry wants to go on an adventure, where should i send him? He might like a camping trip! What a great idea! Unfortunately
beesbeesfearfear: Me, playing Stardew Valley: Okay after this day I’ll close the game Me, the next day, already watered the crops and in town shopping: Unfortunate,
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
And no longer in my twenties..This is unfortunate and I’m not sure I’m happy about it haha
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I had a feeling this book was gonna wreck me. Unfortunately I was right I just finished it 10 minutes ago I’m still crying
One of the instructors at work surprised me by giving me two cute, yoga jumpsuit thingys and they’re so comfy! Unfortunately one of them is short on my legs though, so I’m either gonna have to cut off my legs a lil bit or get them hemmed/cut
phereinnike:It’s crazy to me that A Series of Unfortunate Events isn’t more popular in the dark academia corner of the internet. A pretentious secret organization obsessed with codes and puzzles that thinks reading classic literature makes
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog this. For cancer. But the 3% who do are the ones willing to make a change
She is the most precious girl in the world... Unfortunately, in the world I don't exist.
hiolivejuicee:I’m not about that “savage” “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I got a big ass heart. I’m human and things affect me.
bevsi: anyone: jasper is bad , i hate her and shes awful me: unfortunately you’re right, but she is very large and i love her huge muscles and im sorry
I’m not able to watch gem harvest live unfortunately…could anyone please send me a link to it when it’s up? (after you watch it live and give the show support)oh right my submit box is open in case anyone can help!
u know i say i appreciate monos in any form, but if i saw a portrayal of one of them turned into a guy it would annoy me because portrayals of a gay ship being turned straight tick me off in general lol
