umbrella sword
NSFW Tumblr
find umbrella sword on porn pin board
umbrella sword clips
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
My babe(:
mindlessgonzojam: mlpgodzalis9876: unclefather: A…… a rifle? Umbrella: *Has a jolt that looks like a sword* Dumbasses: ITS A RIFLE! gotta be a new undiscovered attachment…
not-all-cannibals: not-all-cannibals: BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER *excited umbrella-sword slashing* *manic laughter* in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards
haha yes! I would definitely own these
soldiersagacity: “This list includes, but does not limit to: meat cleavers twice your width, longswords more than an extra ½ your height, beach umbrellas and infantrymen. Due to the cost of replacement…we suggest stowing away your swords and
cherryviolets: Hello, gemsona! Morganite - sweet and kind warrior with golden heart. Her weapon is multifunсtion umbrella which can be a sword or energy cannon. Her special power is shapeshifting and airbending.