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“Whadda ya think, Daddy? I grew ‘em jus’ for you.” “Um, really, baby?” I said, stunned, to my wife, “But, but how? They look so real. And, just this morning…” “I grew 'em, Daddy! I took those
God, I’m just, like, so dumb.“no  no that’s not true”Um, ya. I am. Can’t you just, like, tell I’m right?“your words do have a strange kind of permanence  its as if everything you say is the warmest kindest thing
“So? Steve? Whadda ya think?” Megan asked into the shocked expression of her older brother. “I’m sorry,” he said finally, “but did you say you want to get better at… um… bedroom stuff? And that, um…
homopower: Um, I can dry that off for ya’…
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i have a pet unicorn that will eat you and your nutella if you dont follow so um ya.. nice to meet you :P
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5ediesel: tweakitbitch: 5ediesel: Top of the mornin to ya! Here’s a hump day cloud for yall. hisfreak-princess theofficialtweakernation methicalunicorn um-is-meth-a-carb quagtoker I’ve been dying to try this! No one wants to though. :( I need
bigandbangin: Um … Ya …
hotselfshots: prinsithcuntt: got asked to post this as a picture so um ya my butt Submit please girls
0lightsource: Round 2! Of cheesy bouncing binary’s lolJun for bizarrejujuFio for azuradioDulce for scoobykundailynomnomLaura for avernalismDierdra for its-sagerootDayna for daedlaus All good homies, check um out when ya can.
interrobangpie: jackle-app: “HEY THERE! I hope ya like yer welcome party!” Happy Braeday everyone! I actually spent time on this! ahaha oh god why Gosh, um Gosh, um good GodDAMN jackle
einherra: Since everyone once again asked for it, I’ll go ahead and post some wonderfully um…ya well it’s a thing haha. I had two more drawings I was commissioned to do that fall into the NSFW category! This is the first one so I hope everyone
dollymattel: um ya so i fucking love this ?
haruko48: mgatito: haruko48: mgatito: warukii: UM… ire naamass @haruko48 haha ya no se en que número de novia voy.. tantas en su lista Lo que me perturba es lo dejad…cariñosas que fueron todas con ella… no manchen hasta fila hacian!!! xD
mc-hyperfresh:HI UM WHAT???
Um… Hell ya!
thick-curvy-babes: Connect with big beautiful women for dating, passion and sexual encounters! um…ya
nymphetboricua: starvingforperfection21: cummied: flailing-blogger: If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man,
camdamage: Video by Kenny Sweeney / with Cam Damage Shot and edited w/ iPhone Um, ya…everyone should watch this.
If you bite my neck, you better take your fucking clothes off.
sexpektations: Need head.
darklink8: So um. My very first drawing of them both together? Miep. I hope ya’ like it x3
ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE
radiopastel: cummied: flailing-blogger: If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed
askfluttershine: HAPPY 100 POST :D this is the 100 post in my blog, so um… ya, just saying lol :P x3 Cuuuute~
symbianl: Cherry: “A-ah didn’t wear these again for you guys ok!? Ah, um… Ma girlfriend told me to wear it… for ya guys…” Never thought this blog would get this far. Thank you to everyone who decided to follow my art and all of Cherry’s
idemmon: peachysopeachy: floralweedpurse: um fook ya Oh my god fuck me
missrum34: onesubsjourney: Duh. Um ya like big time lol
abadwolfdrivingtheimpalato221b: ya-um-no: not-enough-fandom: boywonder99: (via) SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL
mebemrcupcakes: If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.”
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most
iputthingsinmybutthole: Foreign double anal, um ya!?!
ratchetmess: Um maybe you should have potty trained him instead… he’s 5 yrs old in diapers…. ya someone call CPS Look at that grin tho.
slaveholes: ya um iss rules for HOles is any times iss gota lik uh b on tumblrs is gota bounc bounc on soooo big fak hors cok n ya iss HURRRTSSS when asscunt lik sor n whatevs<3
teal-rasferian replied to your post “ugh…My life sucks so much it can pick up more dirt than my vacuum…” Shower the dirt away by talking to friends, if ya want. I did, thank you very much~ I feel a bit….um…vented? (is that
namface: http://namie.storenvy.com/ u..um… i made a s-s-store… Art books and badges and prints from months ago are up here, i…i took so long!（/｡＼) Better get things before its sold out forever ya, Also, I only have 30 copies left of my pokebook
cummied: flailing-blogger: If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking
soggymoistmeat: alwayskeepingit100: soggymoistmeat: yanelknows: Real love is going on worldstar together watching compilation videos and goin on dat one site wit da animes Um no Justin if im eatin ya ass n succin ya toes i’d like to have some
egberts:um….. do what with your favorite flavored syrup?
0pium: allsamanticks: drunk-bacon-god: justabunchofshananigans: puppetscat: MY PEOPLE The girl in the purple pants killing it Um…. ya…. And I watched this whole thing for what…. I need these people in my life but did you see the moon walking
realterezipyrope: person: u should like more colours me: Um. Ya’ll do realise that “jade” is a shade of green, right?
um-vampiro-rockeiro: YA MAN AIN’T EVER SEEN A BOOTY LIKE THIS NOOOOOO I can’t breathe
bustysister: “So? Steve? Whadda ya think?” Megan asked into the shocked expression of her older brother. “I’m sorry,” he said finally, “but did you say you want to get better at… um… bedroom stuff? And that, um…
powerpraiseproblem: withoutaspeciality: shescheercaptain: Level six win. Woah! um ya dis is the basket I’m working woooooo
radicooler: pe-tals replied to your post: I should dye my hair a co… i’m not a huge fan of light brown. maybe a dark color? i think light brown would wash you out a bit um ya maybe. dark brown would be good. or like a raven black color idk.
Im in class and this girl said “I hate baby’s so much that I would have one just so i could put it in the oven to kill it” um ya…
dedgirlzrez: Um ya
kinkypolycuddlers:amaranthdesires:I really really want one of those gags with a dildo 🥺Omg you should absolutely get one. 😁😁😁😁 Ehah them tags 🥴 but.. um.. ya.. I really would like having one 🥺🥺
