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gwenswitch: “Honey? How was the health and wellness conference? Honey? Where are you …?” “<Giggle> In the kitchen! <titter!>” "So how was the — holy …” “It was um super wonderful and stuff
choncegiving: white people: *elect a man whose platform was built on hate speech* white people: um why are people protesting?? why can’t we all be friends? where’s the UNITY?
dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: okay im going to watch frozen um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes wheres the hole the budget for this movie was 贶 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
manosukestoned420: in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher
reallycoolurl: Hi um, I see the SVU team tweeting the bittersweet farewell to Munch this Wednesday but I was just wondering where exactly was the sweet part. The sweet part is he’s not being killed off.
8unnix2:Marinette: [tiptoeing into her room at midnight after patrol]Chat Noir: [turns on light, causing her to scream] Where were you?Marinette, glaring: I..I was um, with my good friend Adrien.Chat Noir: [Detransformation]Adrien: Maybe you should try
sstrange-cloudss: 365 Day Movie Challenge 5/365 Where the Buffalo Roam “I was just wondering if you could tell me, um, if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer.” “That’s a good question. Let me see…In my case,
castielisdeansbaby-deactivated2: ”..there was a line in the last episode that I shot where, um, Jensen’s character says “I love you” to Castiel. And I’m like 98% sure that that was in there for that reason? The writers were like “You
I knew that was a mistake :P Um. the weirdest would probably when I participated in some stupid student film where I was in a bikini and painted myself with a vibrator.
lesbianvenom: my favorite straight white boy thing to ever happen to me was in my intro to creative writing course where my teacher made us read a poem by sappho and when my professor asked us what it was about one dude was like “um well she’s writing
batreaux: sometimes i think about how Tumblr, despite its problems, has allowed me to broaden my horizons and become more socially conscious and empathetic and it also gave me a gif of a dragon fucking a car so um i don’t know where i was headed
punkfaery: punkfaery: a few years back i had a habit of noting down any random words or phrases that came to me when i was dreaming or half-asleep and when i was clearing out my files today i found the document where i wrote them all up it’s. um. ….an
kimkanyekimye: Kanye West speaking to a class at the Los Angeles Trade Tech College 9/19/14
dweebscar:dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: okay im going to watch frozen um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes wheres the hole the budget for this movie was 贶 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
tinattickles: “Wow Mike, that was amazing! Did you do that thing you said you’d do, where you just cum a little bit, so I wouldn’t get pregnant?” “Um, yeah, er, I hardly came any. We should be fine.”
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brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed, gets me all cleaned and dressed and out the door without any effort on my part? The Jetsons promised it to me when I was a kid and I want it. This waking up and expending
morganfree-man: I had to get taken home by a cop last night and while I was telling him where to go, he took a left and was I like “um excuse me you didn’t use your blinker” and he was like “did you see a cop” Yes like you are a cop I literally
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