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“Um, I’m sorry, but what do you mean ‘I’m too tired’? If you’re going to be my fuck buddy, little brother, it means more than me just sucking you off all the time. I mean, believe me, I love it, but if big sis needs
daughterlover:“Um Daddy… How come you’ve never tried to fuck me? Heaps of my friends get fucked by their dads all the time, so what’s the big deal? I mean, I won’t tell Mom or anything. It’s only incest. Come on, look at me Dad. This is all
sanescientist: “So, what’s the agenda for this morning’s meeting, Cindi?” “I thought we could fuck, Master!” “Okay, sure. And then afterwards?” “Um… I could give you a blowjob?” “R-i-g-h-t. And after that?” “Um… Maybe
cunt-lapper: “Good job, little brother. You pulled out just in time. So we can fuck without a condom. It’ll work.” “Well, I think one spurt, um..” “What?!” “Just… the first spurt… um..”
salemgirl0625:igglooaustralia: ARE THEY FUCKING FOR REAL? UM HELLO? WHAT ABOUT JAY-Z? This man forked out 56 Million fucking dollars from his own pocket so artists, producers, and Songwriters would finally be paid honestly, and y’all bashed the FUCK
highonmelanin: allpussyaintdasame:plotprincessss: imsoshive: tanklawrence: tsunamistorms: everydayfixxx: Guy Records Himself Smashing A Chick Inside The Gas Station! He really did that smh What um … This is wild They legends I’M FUCKING
I’ve never been asked for general advice. you know, it’s hard with advice, isn’t it? Like, if you give people advice they want to ignore it most of the time. Um, but, um, I don’t know. I don’t know. What do I know? I don’t know anything
thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
tomsjiggle: you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds
Time to get ready for bed!! *blushes*Here’s the other order of diaper I got today! n///n”🙈✨
justdunsparcethings: taka-maple: primalooze: um then what’s the point /whispersthere’s more to life than wanting to fuck an anthropomorphic cat haha like what
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reylo-is-bae: ben-solo-trash: WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK Um, yes.
fuckyeahmorris said: “I could do a ton worse than her”…Wow. Um. What? Rude. Not even in the slightest was that rude? Do you have any idea how many people I could piss off by going, “Oh my God, yes, I want A to come and fuck
axel-the-nighttail: holl0wed: thottweiler: sirblaxalot: um I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT???? IS THAT A FUCKING DEAD RABBIT!?
slbtumblng: sanjibaratiearc: maxtlat: scarecrowinc93: stitchlovergirl96: puccafangirl: magic-in-a-bottle: antocraftera: i-am-avacado: xansin: DONT DO THIS PLEASE Um that’s disgusting What the fuck? Uhhhh gross I really REALLY hate
kinkiepie: I don’t know what microsoft and sony were thinking at the time…but okay. Microsoft - “Um yeah, so we decided to make players get a taste of the new fucking generation controllers, making it look super cool and futuristic with
whatwecanfic: themarysue:hedwig-dordt:optimysticals:squeeful:bemusedlybespectacled:maxiesatanofficial:pervocracy:kvothbloodless:macaedh:what the fuck ethanI wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.I was all ready to “um, actually” this,
spockoutt: hutchj: okayysophia: Um…. I’m shook https://twitter.com/beyoncefan666/status/756456456031985664 http://advo.ninja/backdating-posts/ https://www.quora.com/Can-we-backdate-posts-on-Twitter what the fuck
lovelygirlsandgeekystuff: hokuto-ju-no-ken: lovelygirlsandgeekystuff: hokuto-ju-no-ken: thekkm: what the fuck um @hokuto-ju-no-ken is this up your alley dream goals :v 3d women can’t do that This is a shocking, and frankly, devastating revelation.
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: sherlock—kun: awkwaben: hobgoblinhero: sweetarsenic: fuoco-go: suchirolle: wafflelordx3: what the actual fuck This is how we make Faygo pies cookies. um I feel like im watching some kind of weird asian horror
themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
sexylouboutins: Um, so the cosin of the tangent…is um…planet Mars…rover. What was I saying again? FUCK!
kitteninlouboutins: Oh hey…I was…a just wondering…um, what your tat says? (I really don’t give a fuck about the tat, I just want to see more hip. ;) Hip. Stomach. Abs. Chest. Cock. Whatever.
mizuttani: genie: you have 3 wishes, choose wise— me: panty and stocking season 2 genie: ok you have 2— me: panty and stocking season 3 genie: um ok 1 left— me: panty and stocking season 4 genie: what the fuck
ophelia-tagloff: What in the actual fuck? All the kinks, right here. I can stop Tumbling forever. I…uh…um… 😐 *drooling*
bluewut: bluewut: Um. Excuse me. What is this and why the fuck does it exist. WHY. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST. Reblogging this because EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS WEIRD SHIT.
biggirlplanet: UM, NOW THAT’S WHAT I LIKE. SOME NICE STINK ASS MEAT 🍖, READY TO GET FUCKED. MY MOM IS SO FUCKIN HOT, SHE JUST SENT ME THIS GREETING TO MAKE SURE I WOKE THE FUCK UP. WELL PLAYED MOM WELL PLAYED. BECAUSE MY MOM IS A THICK HOT DIRTY
fuckyeahdragontales: um emmy what the fuck do you think you’re doing with that bag of trees
mysharona1987: prepdenile: mysharona1987: This Holtzclaw story is genuinely infuriating. The guy has fucking merchandise. What if he was falsely accused? Research the case, not the hype about it. “Falsely accused.” Um, I think you’re the one
chancellor-reyes: Um, excuse me, BuzzFeed…WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT??!?!
rathianrosa: thebuttkingpost: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK Runner: Um… I guess since I’m here I can… put a… rumor to rest. I know a lot of people talk about using strength on this truck or something to get mew, and we all know that’s not true, but I
transtrendsetter: yiffmountain: dennys: Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake! dennys what the fuck is dennys doing ok
orbitingasupernova: doctorwho: Skaro. um this planet is time locked so unless this is a parallel universe what the fuck are you doing moffat
ayebeee: shakespeareancacti: Um, what the hell is this from because fuck yes. woah I’m in love
sunshinewithsprinklesontop: tomsjiggle: You know what pisses me off? When people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard
cumgirl1: and this is what kills me about the whole thing!!!!! white people!!!!!!! tryna fit in talkin bout “yeah fuck cops!!! fuck the pigs!!!!” but they be the first ones to call 911 “um yes there’s a nigger walking past my house… he’s
shinraidekinai: crimpyourhair: ghostquick: kimberryberry: shinraidekinai: Awkward hands lol um whats “um” about this she is fucking gorgeous? i’m assuming ”um” because kimberryberry is the person who posted this picture and someone rudely
spookytumblingus: spookycocks: doctorsassysteinbutt: lychgate: weeaboo-chan: IS THAT JIM CARREY HIS NECK IS FREAKING ME OUT jimcarry what is wrong with your neck oh my fucking god. um He’s also doing the “take me to the hospital” pose
alt-j: unclefather: alt-j: What the fuck is this nerd shit It’s called a Roman Numeral um is this Rome??? Didn’t think so
um-vampiro-rockeiro: I do what I want You do not control me! Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you
jointphotographicexportsgroup: self-esteem-team: gif87a-com: Big cock theyre evolving back into dinosaurs Hey um. What in the fuck is is this just wondering! Thanks
um so on tuesday night there was a tragedy my brand fucking new and expensive powdered luminizer fell on the fucking floor and you can guess what happened i am distraught
lameborghini: “if a guy cheated on u just ignore him! u don’t have to yell at him” um no what the fuck???? im gonna let him know he’s a piece of shit and then never talk to his bitch ass again. also im gonna look good as hell thanks
benepla:charlesoberonn:Teen Steven: Garnet, what can you tell me about… um.. kissing?Garnet: I have been constantly making out with myself inside my brain for the past 12,000 years.Steven: I’m gonna go ask PearlTeen Steven: Hey Pearl, what do you
remedyriot: thatoneotherrandomguyxd: not-d4hmer-domin4tion: Hamtaro was my favorite show what the fuck did I just watch um
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