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clubflankfb: “What does her prescription say, doctor?” “She needs 25 cm of deep dicking.” “Um… you mean 20 cc of penicillin?” “No, 25 cm of deep dicking! Now, could you please excuse us, I have to… administer her medicine.”-DantessSorce:
shesgothreelegs: secretly-freakishly-deviant: ….Um, WHAT IS THERE TO SAY? Yes I Do. Please. Oh my god it’s so big. YES, PUT THAT SHIT IN ME! HARDER, HARDER. No baby come in my mouth. thank you. NOW your turn?
fromsecondstory: reversed: um i have really grown to love your photographs so much no lie, you are really getting better every time please don’t ever stop oh my god
blauckb: intoxicatedontokki: blacknoonajade: Soryong..,y-your pants… Okay. Um. Yeah. no. please. continue. this is important
purpurrpurrrin: twoframe@壁博チ45a
icestorming:Some Mikani modern Au anyone?
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lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
the-hot-1s: onanism4ever: bikinirank: more bikinis at bikinirank.tumblr.com Bikini party at Mister’s! Girls, bring your friends, but no boys allowed, please; we wouldn’t want things to get out of, um, hand… ❤️
monobeartheater: rairatrio: please stop romanticizing skeleton hell um… no?
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing… Me: WOAH Me: OH MY GOD Me: NO Me: NO PLEASE DON’T LET IT BE SO Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON’T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED Me: THEY’LL
A Lua deu um selinho no dançarino?? kkkkk ele e gay gente. Sem drama, please.
zippo077: Ok kids, you’ve got me tied up really good, and I can’t get out…you win. So please untie me…”“Um, kids?”“What are doing with that roll of tape? No! Don’t you dare….MMMPPHHH!”
You better finish before the end of summer or i’ll eat myself(villainmayhem)i gotta finish the game first my man, at my own pace, and i like this a lot but i hope um…….i really hope there’s no spoilers here….
