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bigboobiesbasement: “Hello Mrs. Bangers. Is Neil here?” “No Patrick, he’s out right now, but why don’t you come in and sit down for a moment I need to talk to you about something.” “Um sure thing. What’s up?” “I know you have a
tijuanaboobs: Jessica Ann – Poolside Flirt / July 9, 2015 Um…why, hello Miss Perfect Pussy Getting Wet That For Some Reason I’ve Never Seen Before! Thank you for getting naked for us.
drmanhattan: electricsexdoll:Hello, lover. um I need this???
ask-stellalux: [From Knight Smile] Sorry about before… um…. let me try agin…. hehem… Hello… My name is Knight Smile… Welcome to PonyVille…. here are some flowers…. *knight swallows nervously and trys to hand them to you* h-here you
ohh-hello: antesdaseis: Hoje é mais um daqueles dias em que as coisas não vão bem…Mal acordei e já me machuquei, e isso ficou me encomodando o dia todo.Foi um dia de ver gente rindo por ter alguem por perto o tempo todo, e te ver realmente só
um…hello there!
Hello hello! Well, um, around this time, I’d like to remind you that I have a wishlist, and donations open. Why? Because I’ve outgrown 93% of my pants, and I need new ones… And, I’m broke.
zeezeepearl: Please comment if your favorite character isn’t Sans. Um, Papyrus? Hello?
joshpeckofficiall: um yes hello, i thirst followed you and you haven’t followed me back yet???? please fix this immediately thank you
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
rate-my-reptile: kaijutegu: sebastianspets: Here comes the Perry my heart can’t take the Perry hello freind plice rescue from this um plate.
ownedbymydaddy: Well hello there, violently-arriving fantasies of being double-fisted by Daddy ._, Um, Daddy?! dapperdaddyworld
fluttershywins: WinShy: Um…H-Hello there. Would you like to come in for a bite? (Thank you Fan Art for my 100th follower outofworkderpy.tumblr.com! Such an awesome blog, go follow it! ) x3
goaskcam: swiftlyscripted: …. Okay introduce yourself. Sona: Um. O-Okay. Hello everypony… I’m Sona. And I’m Cam’s Sister. It’s nice to meet everypony.. My only problem is… well, I’m blind. But I can manage ^^ Swift: …. Where
barbells-and-sirens: chelseaparttwo: barbells-and-sirens: brainsandgainss: I’m at the gym basically everyday and I still look like I can’t lift 5lb dumbbells same tbh… do we even lift brainsandgainss Um yes hello I have noodle arms #TeamNoodleArms
doctordrx: “Hello. Where did you get my Skype ID?” “Um… well, this website, it, you know, it had the info and it said you were, like…” “A whore. I am a whore.” “Um, yeah… you look kind… spaced out. Are you, you know…?”
zeeheart: foulmouthedliberty: quakerjoe: http://www.trumphotels.org/ ALL FUCKING HAIL, THIS IS BRILLIANT UM YOU GUYS IM SCREAMING I HAVE NO WORDS hello i would like to marry you
glowdetails:hello?? um?? universe?? u hearin me?? just letting you know i’m ready for good things to happen in my life!!!!!! i’m prepared for amazing things!!!! i think its time!!!! just lettin you know.
enchanting-bb: stonedlilbrat: enchanting-bb: Kisses Oh wow um hi hello you’re pretty what 🙊🙊umm, hi🙈
crystalbud: 😌 Um, yes, Hello gorgeous..
thebootydiaries: optimistic-llama: thebootydiaries: hello friends i am back who is this about? um shrek obviously??
henrisucc:um… hello!
skygemspeaks: So guys. Drunk Adrien:Cries over Marinette’s freckles“Well, hello little lady-” *vomits all over himself**Marinette tries to help change his shirt* “Um excUSE YOU. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.”*sees picture of himself* “Ugh, he looks
zev-the-brony: heyitsdjfill3: bloomacncheez: snk-potato-girl: canigetaramen: Reminder that this happened I CANT STOP LAUGJING UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK YOU I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING HOLY
heinekenlover:um-poeta-disse: Tony Montana Say hello to my little friend, bastards
jukeboxemcsa: “Hello? Y-yes, I’m listening. Yes, I remember. From the club, last night. You showed me the, the, um…pendant. Yes, I remember. The light show made it sparkle, kind of… um, sorry, I’m not really awake yet. I remember the way that
waroscrossing: txbearguy: niebuck: Um…..hi Hello up there, gorgeous view (°.°)
wily-red-and-galeforce-gold: speakeasysniper: Hello! Um, I’m not really sure how this really works, but yeah, while reading some of your role-plays with wily-red-and-galeforce-gold, I noticed that “turtles” were mentioned a lot in the tags. So,
milkshakeprincess: *coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that
sissyluv2b: (door closes) “um, hello, are you still out there?”
tomorrowsofyesterday: um hello yes i have a conspiracy theory, it’s called the systematic oppression of people of color and women leading to an underrepresentation of both groups in the media and in leadership roles, idk maybe that’s why all the
ildoctora:curlyhairedeith start of something new and breaking free trump over everything. the only good thing out of hsm2 is gotta go my own way… And bet on it… they’re all so good its all ive been listening to for the past 2 days 😭 um hello?
ugly773: burgersbeardcorgi: um…hello… Hombres con barba
2hot2bstr8: Um…………HELLO STUDMUFFIN Break. Me. Off. A. Piece. Of. THAT♡♡♡
txgirl1976: sw-michigan-male-switch: firefly-flashes: prayfukkdie: soulshineandsparkles: scandinavianprincess08: Damn straight…. Um,hello. Me. Yup Pretty much me! Sold!! Yep! Me :)
I want to walk around with you.
cinematiccrane: um…. hello conor leslie. still blows my mind that an actress this hot is talented too. and i want Carlos Nunez’s life.
medullam:LAYA - Um, Hello, ph. Gerron Edwa [NYC, 2022]
hello-giirl: Lembra tudo o que prometemos um para o outro? Lembra das coisas que fizemos juntos? De cada sorriso seu? De cada volta que dávamos juntos? Lembra de tudo que tivemos que enfrentar para ficar junto? Bem, eu me lembro de tudo, e se quer saber,
dandan22x: Um. Hello abs. #almostthere
t3amav3rag3: So umm😍😍😍😍 Um, hello 😳😍😍
cuteguy-nicemuscle: jacktwister: Um, HELLO MISTER!! Break Me Off a Big Piece of THAT! x
soroku: does anyone else really love height differences?? like it’s just so cute when your otp has a really visible size difference because um hello standing on tippy toes to kiss how cute is that
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mango-es: (via imgTumble) Um Hello It’s a sloth sladjflksjdf just chillin whats goooooooood pound it OMG ITS A SLOTH NEXT TO POTATOES SLOTH+POTATOES= BEST PICTURE EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. oh my goodness. cutest picture
fuckmelikeyoumeanit-x: soulfulandtrue: Mmmm um hello
tittycity-1: sexy-teengfs: Something amazing from itskaitiecali you’ll love! Um… HELLO!!!
dirtydescent: secretlynaughtygrl: Ummm, this turns me on. Wish I could find a naughty little girl to try this with. um, hello?? any time you want!!
yugmom: me: wow ukwon looks really good in thi- *phone starts ringing nd cuts me off* *unknown number* me: um?? hello? ukwon: haha i couldnt help but over hear u talking and i just want to remind u i have a girlfriend : )
hot-gay-cum: um. Hello there. Just excuse me while I cover your body with my tongue.
depraved-heart-murder: appropriately-inappropriate: dykeprivilege: jessicabeachgirl: seethestarsablaze: heyimrudeacid: lesbii-cool: *starts a fire in my kitchen* *starts fire in my bedroom* Omfg. Um. Hello there. *Starts a fire in my pants!!!*
psy-faerie: Um hello I’m looking good af
laughingalonewithhomestuck: gapingfurnace: normally i hate closet cosplays but this design was too rad to pass up!!however unfortunately i myself am totally lacking in the “cool” departmenthave a dorky photoset anyway!! um HELLO THERE
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small-butsassy: littlepinkkittenlingerie: Anytime! Oh um hello yes pwease :)
swishykitten: herkindmaster: high time to have pet crawl on her leash, cuffed and collared, and make her do some tricks to please her Master before he ties her down and uses her hard … Um, hello, my perfect fantasy.