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(LEI) “Uhm… no dai, mio marito mi sta aspettando giù… mmm…” (L'ALTRO) “Aspetterà.” (LEI) “Oh si… aspetterà… mmm…”
“Uhm… si… qui c'è spazio anche per un altro cazzo, nel culo. Perchè non chiami tuo marito?” “Oh… ah… no, no… perchè non chiami un tuo amico, invece?”
“Allora amore, qual è la sorpresa? Ah… uhm…. Amore…. questo non è il tuo cazzo….” “Ah si? Se vuoi smetti allora….” “No… sai che mi piacciono le sorprese….” SLURP…
giocodellecorna: Uhm…forse un po’ troppo esplicito…o no? :) No… dolcissima…. :D
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thegoatjustatethemoney: sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good
Oh hey sorry bro… Didn’t mean to catch you… Like this..“Hey man it’s fine…”“Hey. What you looking at??”Who? Me??….“No the fucking wall bitch…. Yes you!”Uhm…“I
themostpopulargirlofnowhere: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for
ladymeeow: Daddy: -Buenos días, cachorrita -le acaricia el pelo- ¿por qué vienes por el suelo? ¿qu-…? Uhm… Quieres chupar. Babygirl: -Aha -saca la lengua-. Daddy: -Esta bien, tómala, pero no derrames nada que tengo que irme a trabajar. Omg..
rotteneggssmellfunny: nudeimage: Reblog this if you love sexy girls Uhm… Y U no nipples?
i don’t think i’ve ever watched an anime where i was legitimately scared for the characters good job you horrible anime i used to like drawing mouths and teeths but now
sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s
unoriginul: confr0ntation: glittery-rolex: SELF PROMOTE IN MY ASK IF I CAN SELF PROMOTE IN YOURS! :) uhm wut no
jillyd4: myusernamehere: thegoatjustatethemoney: sfttr-blog: Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interv
unhealthylustchoices: uhm but relationship goals is yes/no cards for each of us to put on the side table before we go to sleep for if we’re okay waking up to already being fucked
girlcrushtoday:It’s been a while since I posted Alejandra Guilmant and then along came that pic of her in the jacket and uhm… no tie… which served as a reminder that it was time to post her again due to the fact that that’s one
ariwtflol: bobbycaputo: Beautiful Illustrations of Words with No English Equivalent by Artist Marija Tiurina Uhm… Im pretty sure duende is actually el in spanish… Just saying
Me talking to someone: No worries!Worries: Uhm… sweatY??? :)
Conversando de mi amigo/sexfriend con mi BF. Yo: Antes me decia “te quiero” mas seguido, ahora ya no lo hace :c BF: Pero no lo demostraba. Ahora no lo dice pero te lo demuestra((: Yo: Uhm… tienes razon:3 BF: No le pidas tanto. Tu sabes
megvnmvrie: intimacy-at-its-finest: Uhm wtf. Is that dry blood?? >. no it’s a pair of lips that say mwah
queer-google-searches: hokuto-ju-no-ken: quinzelade: hokuto-ju-no-ken: dredsina: zooophagous: paranoidgemsbok: i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally
emotionally-compromised-idiot: ladynorbert: unprecedented-terror: gaytotodile: This is an actual tweet by dennys UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD??? YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE Shhsgdjhshzbja
haileyhottie22: i-just-wanna-be-a-lady: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 cocks ;) Uhm however many it took! No matter the number!
boomjolt: followthestarr: Uhm. So my boyfriend came to play basketball at the park, me and my friend went with. And what do we come across but a pregnant guy. A pregnant red neck to be exact. Just… No. Dang
arminiussfm: No need to go without“Max, with us being together and all … there is no need to go without cocks the entire time, right?!”“Uhm. I see. You want to meet boys …”“No, silly Max, I want US to meet cocks! Come on, don’t tell me
thespacegoat: bryceckrispies: thespacegoat: what is snoop dogg even doing with his life uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy I feel like snoop
askpinchy: I’m back, and I’m so excited an—… oh.. no more Twinchy?… ; n ;((gosh wow uhm I’m actually a little sad that Claire’s Ruby Pinch Blog is closed. u u He was the one that asked me to join in on the askblogging fun and geez, he’s
hazelnutmutt: Thanks.. uh… Jet?… But no. I’m not a fan of… uhm… Licking. Thanks? Well… uhm….. Back to the story? >W< Daww~!
askbreejetpaw: askscruffasus: Thanks.. uh… Jet?… But no. I’m not a fan of… uhm… Licking. Thanks? Well… uhm….. Back to the story? Awwh Troubles face. xD I cant believe i missed this adorable response! Thankyou Trouble, for drawing this
breastforce: shitpostgenerator: i don’t want to suffer anymore oh dear
Uhm… *shot* No seriously it does really work when they’re younger and crap and sorta fits and yeah… I’ll shut up. And I’ll get that life what everyone’s been talking about. But not today.
weisse-schokolade: karuna-tan: Uhm… *shot* No seriously it does really work when they’re younger and crap and sorta fits and yeah… I’ll shut up. And I’ll get that life what everyone’s been talking about. But not today. NO. DON’T YOU
“Oooooh hey let’s go to uhm, uhm, uhm, Magma 2!”“Ohay no no no let’s do Geffenia instead!”“I wanna level my alchemist…”“I could kill desert wolves with my alchemist…”“No I
hokuto-ju-no-ken: quinzelade: hokuto-ju-no-ken: dredsina: zooophagous: paranoidgemsbok: i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder
hokuto-ju-no-ken: quinzelade: hokuto-ju-no-ken: dredsina: zooophagous: paranoidgemsbok: i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you
everything-fandom-and-random: albinochu: Sans? That smaller skeleton from undertale? Yeah well uhm– [sweats nervously] No-No I don’t like him at all and his puns??? No wa– [thousands of pictures of Sans fall out of pockets] No these aren’t
uhm you can’t search my tags??? I cant look through my own tags on my blog anymore. it just says I have no posts.
cummbunny: uhm you can’t search my tags??? I cant look through my own tags on my blog anymore. it just says I have no posts. like im on mobile and I go to my blogs search bar and literally use ANY tag even #personal and it says I have no posts. ok.
hipsncurvesplus: low79: hipsncurvesplus: 77jmoore: hipsncurvesplus: 77jmoore: hipsncurvesplus: A little pink and blue! I love my nails. What you guys think! Damn she’s hot. 77jmoore Uhm no not really. Giggles, how about simmering? Hugs! Yes,
poreless: hometowncelebrity: lindsaychrist: poreless: siri is isis spelled backwards! uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…
throughopeneyesanddreams: HEY WAZZUP GAIZ IM A GURL WHO PLAYZ VID GAMEZ ALL DA TIEM AM I UNIQUE & DIFERENT YET??? uhm yeah lol i no lotz of memez and stuff lol troll face !!! (even tho i hav no idea dat came from 4 chan but whatevz lol wutz 4 chan
yummytomatoes: “U-uhm, no homo…”Collab with my bffl, Andy! herhalfisgorgeous,thenthere’sminesob they remind me of gummies shut up both your halves are gorgeous
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:frankensokka: If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time uhm no i’d be a dragon
darkskinned-drake: hermosa-lio: prettyboyshyflizzy: blackinamerica: lmelaninmuval: papauh: holyromanhomo: weloveshortvideos: This…..is…….SPARTA!! Sit DOWNNNNNN me kicking @lmelaninmuval UHM no sir damn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin
ocheano: kelesiia: ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin This needs
ocheano:kelesiia: ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin This needs
ocheano: i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin
supamuthafuckinvillain: majinbabe: yourcityisdead: flying-blades: goku trippin’ on your blog Ahem. Gohan** ^^^ uhm no its goku get your stupid ass off my post This bitch got sum serious balls tryin to clear they throat AND “correct" sumone
houdidesu: The first was made for twitter Knb_69min’s cosplay prompt and the second was made for my own pleasure. I am sorrythat I’m really not uhm.
teenagurs: meghann always says i look like her like uhm no i wish
baezula:i’d let greg drive his van into anywhere he wanted tbh
cherubgirl: ruby has no concept of personal space and gives the best hugs youll ever get, but unless shes initiating the contacts shes just ??why are you touching me??? ??
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: frankensokka: If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time uhm no i’d be a dragon