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Uhm yeah kik me @ TornadoMaster98 and lets talk about that big cock of yours!
UHM EXCUSE ME? I LITERALLY ONLY POSTED THREE IMAGES ON MY SIDE ACCOUNT, AND MY NEW ADOPTS ON MY MAIN AND THIS HAPPENS?WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK FRACK??
storiesofalittle: Me: “Hey daddy…?”Daddy: *typing on keyboard* Yes kitten?Me: “C-c-can we.. um..”Daddy: Can we what kitten? *stops typing, rotates chair and stares at me*Me: “I uhm.. I bought this today daddy” *pulls out pink baby body
radioactivelingerie: @dobescrusher
Send me messages and asks! (Again) Uhm there were like 400 asks in my inbox so I deleted them all. Some were super oldddd. Sorry if those were yours. :( I promisseee ill start keeping up with my messages in my inboxx and IM. Okayy now goo message
uhm to those followers i haven't greeted yet?
So uhm…just a heads up…i will be spamming you all with b1a4 Goodness because everyone is making gifs of the bedroom concert…and..and… im practically camping out in the b1a4 tag…so…yeah. sorry
So uhm Music Bank on tonight?…. :)
nope: the sexual tension between me and no one
My sister asked me to hide her and her ex-boyfriend in my room so right now they’re literally in my closet because my dad came in asking if I’ve seen them…uhm…
wufanatic: HE’S TOO ADORABLE, LET ME DIE OF KYUNGSOO FEELS
gayalpha: sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests welcome my lost children,
jungtws-deactivated20220727: Ilhoon. Icwudt. ©
positivemilkhotel: i’m attracted to the little things in people. like how their noses crinkle when they smile and how they take their coffee and how they like to kill their victims
Do you feel guilty being around me?
ahs013:“your password is weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
Me talking to someone: No worries!Worries: Uhm… sweatY??? :)
Me: *has lots of good ideas for books, businesses and other things that might be successful*My brain: uhm… u do realize dat would require effort right??Me: o shit u rite my bad lets not do that :)
aj-elloo: leasttakenx: squidzystillstoned: deadinthedaisies: assflat: virgoassbitch: odair: flowersinoctober: brianflavortownmassacre: victini: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL YEAR Azusa Pacific University® screaming he’s so ugly
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
guddram: hoodling: guddram: now the real question is who will be the first to draw dragon Riley? uhm???? me bitch duh you are a damn fiend but how can i be mad at you
wettingstories:“Uhm… Samantha? I am so sorry… I, uhm… I kind of had an accident. Please don’t be mad at me,” Kayla apologized. She was on a road trip with her two best friends and didn’t want to be the first to ask for a toilet. But Kayla’s
iambrochella:hotvampireadjacent:
thatsexgirl: wordsmatty replied to your post: “Funny because The Fifth Element is my wife’s favorite movie.” Uhm you’re wife is the best. I tend to agree. ;)
livefromthedentistoffic3:u-uhm could you p-please lay your eggs in m-my stomach p-please 🥺😩👉👈
blueboxtraveller: Ten/Rose + holding hands requested by rosestylerr “~Oh please, say to meYou’ll let me be your manAnd please, say to meYou’ll let me hold your hand I’ll let me hold your hand I wanna
kramergate: the random post generator just dragged me within an inch of my life
therealraewest: iamnotsebastianstan: iamnotsebastianstan: i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together. Hey, the government? You could’ve texted
lowlandjazz: “this year’s brats are giving me white hairs” later:
so like uhm. slutjaku.
uhm?? wo w okay??? who do u think u are, coming into my house, my post, thinking that iwa-chan’s gonna destroy anyone’s ass before mine ://
me now everytime i see g/enji with a dick: uhm okay :// what tf is this ://////////
rcreep: strengtheworld:ohsubmarine: butterfly-suicide-lml:Chilito anocheSantiago no es Chile . Reblog por el comentario Uhm, sí es, forma parte de él, se le puede decir tanto Chile como Santiago, igual que cualquier otra ciudad de Chile.
eikosi-ektou: ocheano: i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin Αυτό
Uhm…. Excuse me.
UHM so i just found out a bisexual blog follows me.
me-la-pelaron: Uhm nah it means he’s bout to have a real good night lol
simply-kiara: cutestblogon: kaayelle: uhm not even fucking fair.. truest thing of my entire life
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Uhm hello new followers! Im really excited you guys are here, it means a lot to me, im kinda freaking out over here cuz xekstrin called me cool and some other senpais are following me now and im just really happy and I wanted to thank you guys! Uhm, I
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siclyprince: more of these babes <3
rhinocio: robooboe: rhinocio replied to your post “i wonder if rubies can ever have those other ingredients in them thatd…”imagine ruby with pyrite inclusions how cool would that be ahhh holy shit like “fool’s gold” pyrite? cause that
goopy-amethyst: droosy: for the gamethyst bomb!! an au where ruby and sapphire are the kindergarten gems droosy, ur always awesome but… YOU REALLY SHINED WITH THIS ONE
UHM I JUST SAW THE RELEASE CLIP OF NIGHTMARE HOSPITAL (not the full ep) AND THAT SHIT LOOKS SO COOL?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP I CANT WAIT
cherubgirl: ruby has no concept of personal space and gives the best hugs youll ever get, but unless shes initiating the contacts shes just ??why are you touching me??? ??
allyomac: Get open, get honest, invent yourselves together. That’s fusion.Garnet // Steven Universe ☆cosplayer: allyomac (tumblr & instagram) So I decided to do some quick shots of me as Garnet while I was still feeling myself before I go into
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steveholtvstheuniverse: cartoonnetwork: Super-cute. 😍Super-fierce. 💪The world premiere of the new #PowerpuffGirls theme song is here! OKAY. YA GOT ME. THIS IS A REALLY RAD OPENING.
cartoonnetwork:Tis the season to wear your ugliest sweaters! Happy National Ugly Sweater Day 🎄🎁✨
aveanexalea:She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.
autisticvoltronld: Give me the Pidge: Home Alone AU where Pidge is stuck alone defending the entire castle from two bufoonish Galra thugs with clever traps, funny punch lines and a lot of setup time.
fitgrills: I wonder how many of my followers are just hardcore lesbians who only follow me to comment different variations of “I’m so gay” on the photo sets I post.
1sone:sunmi really did that on national tv
you flee my dream come the morning
godtierwallflower:“I really like you, Mirai!”
pokesam: You inspired me. sithi uhm ingonyamaaaa hhh it’s so cute thank youu!! <3
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