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rmlgifs: “Is she gonna be okay, doc?”“Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, Mr. Filburt… That’s, uh… not a ‘she’… that’s a loaf of bread.”“No! She moved yesterday! Don’t listen to him, Margaret. You’ll
reallydesperate2016: foreverholding: Don’t even lift the seat. damn I’m soooo desperate to wee… but my jeans fastener is stuck fast…uh oh oh no …can’t hold it…ahhhhhhhh
I honestly love everything about my body, lately I’ve been lonely and bored with my sexual life…
daisydeadhead: gnc-homosexual: astroatlantis: y’all clowns saying “queer is reclaimed, it’s not a slur anymore, and no one hears it used to be degrading these days blah blah blah” but looks like queer is, uh, still the most used anti-gay slur
neonyellowsociety: You uh, wanna go for a dip? No? Okay…
incorrect48quotes:Juri: So, Satopii, how was school today?Satopii: This guy pushed me.Juri: Did you push him back?Satipii: No, he’s bigger than me.Juri: Uh-huh. Chori?Chori: On it.
incorrect48quotes:Tomochin: YOU GODDAMN BITCH, I TOLD YOU TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!Yuko: YOU CAN’T CONTROL MY LIFE. I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT.Sayaka: Uh, Sae, what is happening?Sae: No clue, but if the Kardashians have taught me anything,
thelittlestpotat: littlegamersspace: thelittlestpotat: skidaddy96: thelittlestpotat: Hubby: Baby, you’re waddling. Did you have an accident in your bedtime diapers already? Potat: mmmmm…. Hubby: That’s a yes. 🙄 Potat: No! Nuh-uh! I’m
theartofangirling: island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called
Q: To CL, what kind of existence are Blackjacks? CL: Yes, uh, to me, CL , Blackjacks are… Umm… like family and like friends… They’re like that. Or! They’re also like another part of me. Always, no matter what… Like for our 3rd year anniversary,
jeonjam-deactivated20180304: We were this close to stanning a group called Pinetree
pansexualbimbobarbie: chronicmasturbationaddict: No…that’s not me….. Well…the porn on the smartphone and Chronic Masturbation Addict is…..but…. So true. uh huhhhh
omorashisideblog: My latest scenario for, uh, “private time” is a guy with a really large strong bladder getting truly desperate for the first time. He’s a student and usually has no trouble going all day without a pee break, but one day he has
triple-quote-omo: “Crap crap crap! I hate this stupid outfit! I can’t hold it much longer.”“Just hang on, i’ve almost undone the last button.”“Oh no. Uh, I’m peeing.”
triple-quote-omo: “Crap crap crap! I hate this stupid outfit! I can’t hold it much longer.” “Just hang on, i’ve almost undone the last button.” “Oh no. Uh, I’m peeing.”
umhowdandy: anythingbutdarling: umhowdandy: anythingbutdarling: My smile makes me cringe. You’re a cutie No that’s you. c: Awww nuh uh, love. And your smile is beautiful. It’s true! Thank you though.
polichevs: nekothebro: polichevs: nekothebro: polichevs: anyone mind if I uh I think I do mind :^/c okay sorry…..goodbye….. NO WAIT COME BACK I CHANGED MY MIND THANKS
spookuryuu: why do people feel the need to add in the tags I DONT LIKE THIS SHIP BUT THIS IS CUTE like ok a) no one cares b) the artist/writer/WHATEVER probably looks at all the tags and im willing to bet they ship it and its fucking rude. so like uh
benepla:hey just wondering, @ men, like all of you, no hard feelings or anything! i’m just wondering, um, you know, just curious, just wondering, uh, are you, um, are you fucking kidding me?
iamatrashfan:salmon95: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ahahahahahaha throw this here If you guys don’t know what this is all about pls refer to this post I DRAW THIS LAST NIGHT BUT INTERNET IS CRAPPY, HERE’S THE SMUT SCENE //run away and hides
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madamethursday:There is no form of hating fat people - including concern trolling or hating fat acceptance - that doesn’t amount to you saying, “Uh, excuse me, what made you think you could go around having a body without justifying it to me?”When
onlyblackgirl: discosbackfrogbait: onlyblackgirl: “Feat Chris Brown” Me: Huge props to Jay-Z for internally fucking up Brown’s career behind the scenes for as long as he could. Uh Chris brown career is still going unfortunately and no one fucked
someoneatemyenchilada: Quien dice que la felicidad no se compra es un puto mentiroso. 14 libros +2 para regalar y puta que estaban baratos uh, yo también me compré Cell de Stephen King porque estaba muy barato, pero hace un tiempo ya xD
heads up i’ll be out of town with no internet access till wednesday evening so uh the rest of you have fun being modern humans with electricity and running water
reallydesperate2016: bvb1123: I hate being stuck in traffic when I have to pee. This happens way too much. Uh oh….no way out in traffic queue…when you are really desperate 🙂🙂
nathanbrake-deactivated20191215: Yes, well, uh… Well, it certainly seems to be in order. Yes. Seems there can be no doubt.
stevita: anyway look at these no bake cookie dough cups I made Uh…I’m gonna have to ask that you put these in my mouth right now.
fumbledeegrumble replied to your video:Some belly wobbling to go with the photoset…I…Er, uh, and, just so I don’t sound like a complete and total tool for that flirt… I have no idea and if you DO find out, please let me know because I’ve
iwuvpandas666 reblogged your post Some moob play, cause I mostly post be… and added:Mmm I wanna suck on dem bad boys ��������Uh…no thanks?
usbdongle: genedebs: taxloopholes: kaspersoldal: taxloopholes: intp-intj-bbfs: memeufacturing: *far-right wing voice* actually the fact that you are against my intolerance means perhaps it is you who is the intolerant one Uh, the far left is no
discosherlock: “kirk, uh, like, what are you” “a starship captain?” “no. like whats…… you know…. in your pants” “space.”
bobbymoynihan: eyeball ruby: rose quartz shattered pink diamondall of us: [believed that for 27 episodes]blue zircon: hey uh… that story makes no senseus:
thyrell: xxxtictacion: Hey uh op…. where’s your url… there’s no url because god sent this post down to us
hydok: mysharona1987: No, seriously. Kemp flat out stole the election. The proof is overwhelming. Abrams needs to take this to court. SO it looks like what happened is uh. this. IF YOUR CHATHAM COUNTY ABSENTEE BALLOT WAS RETURNED PLEASE CONTACT GPB
skipperdamned: alolan-persians: westfailia: so uh notch is just openly a nazi now using three sets of parentheses is code for white nationalists and nazis to find other white nationalists and nazis No, using three sets of parenthesis is Nazi code
ivys-poison-paradise: I looked this up because there was no link and I wanted to make sure this wasn’t a case of someone just taking a headline and running with it, and uh:Here’s an article from the New York Times detailing the allegations of forced
dumbass-bitch-disease: aesthetic-ravenclaw:hey bi girls no of fence but uh 💗💖💞💓💞💞💖💓💞💖💞💘💗💝❤️️❤️️💝💕💖💞💗💖💞💓💞💞💗💖💕💖💞💗💖💞💓💞💞💗💖💓💞💖💞💘💗💝❤️️💞💓💞💗💖💓💞💖💞💘💗💝❤️️❤️️💝💕💖💞💗💖💞💓💞
cakemoney:calcifer: sophie form an extremely suspicious contract with mesophie: uh idk man. you’re a demon?calcifer: but i’m being exploited :csophie, her instinct as a low/no-wage worker instantly overriding all sensibilities as a self-aware fantasy
scaryfast: 606catcher: “There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.” Mae West Oh grandma…what big, ummm, uh…never mind.
official-char: look im gay and i love shipping gays but sometimes a show will put two guys like. next to each other or they’ll make eye contact and you people go ‘holy fuck there is no platonic explanation for this’ and uh. ok
thatjoygirl: phoenixkaleidoscope: littleprincesskitten: worldfighter: hahaha propaganda from their side. This is great. BRING ON THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES uh oh guys, a decent organisation! Oh no guyz. Stahp the decency. God damn it, now I want
So uh, comic time again!It’s no secret that I have a huuuuge thing for dudes with female super alter-egos, mostly it came from the Saturday morning cartoons I grew up with but one very formative moment was when I read the above story arc from a series
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
partyingwithgrandma: howweknewit: Blanket Octopus looks kinda squid-like to me i mean im no marine biologist but uh
kaiidth: favorite mass effect relationships » Male Shepard & Liara friendship “Sounds like you wanna dissect me in a lab somewhere…”“What?! No! I did not mean to insinuate, uh, I never meant to offend you, Shepard. I only
stfueverything: as-warm-as-choco: jonnnyariga: uh Hi everyone!! i know this is kind of out of no where but this is my good friend Ashley. I love her so much and she’s such a fun,loving person, and she needs help. She’s been fighting aplastic
beechichi: Rainbow ladies of LoK~ <3 Cause uh… cute girls with glasses? No other reason needed :D cuties! <3 <3 <3
reisartjunk: sorry for no art today but uh totally understand fam~
phuanzi: uh yeah. I have been really busy these past weeks so sfm was a no go for the time being. in other news 50 followers? Holy crap I though I hit my limit at 10. Shit son. Anyway I’m still open for requests to an extent.
dadchaser63: …”OOPS, you’re home!,no school today?…uh, well, um…I can explain it Son”…
Hello, I'm the Doctor
redonyellow:There’ve been a lot of interesting discussions about how Russell T Davies depicts women compared to Steven Moffat, notably, the titles that he gives them. “The Woman Who Walked the Earth” and “The Most Important Woman in the Universe”
I don’t understand why dudes want to act uh, surprised when their “side chick” does them dirty or gets low down on them. Like it’s clear she ain’t got no loyalty or standard cause she’s fucking with someone who’s
handsomejayyea: legendary now i ain’t no doctor, i’m a dentist by trade, but uh, that shit don’t seem safe at all.
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