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“My name? Sure I know my name, it’s–uh….um, it’s…” “Um, I don’t know my name. I can’t remember.” “No, I don’t remember you hypnotizing me. I’m not hypnotized, am I?&rdqu
do-not-open-til-christmas: Uh … I can explain.
- Oh my god! I can not believe I just want fucked her- Not bad, kid! Did you like it?- I loved it! Jane ….? do you think ……? maybe ……? another time …….? that we can …?- Do it again?- Uh, yes?- I just more my cigarette, and we can do it
nonexistentninja: It’s not gonna be good, I just realized what I did there ∑(゜Д゜;) Well Mark you uh… guessed correctly! Glad to see that you can read your fans like an open book XD You can find this at around 12:44 here! well i mean if
Oh, I wanna clarify. Not that I’ve had much experience in baby-punching but, uh, it can’t be too different from like any normal punching of small creatures of small stature. (x)
Uh oh! Clean up time for sissy cuck! Looks yummy delicious! Of course it’s not sissy’s cummy. Oh no! Sissies can only cum jerking off their dainty peenies. Sissies love the taste of hot cummy from a lady’s sweet pussy! He can only lick what he can
“Ashley,” I said, “can I ask one more question?”“Of course.”“I’m not really sure how to say this. But was he, um, was uh, I mean Jim, was he bigger, I mean, bigger than me?”Ashley looked at me like
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norithics: xylas: day 304 rouge day! Uh my god yes can Rouge just take other girls under her wing and teach them to be super spy thief tarts? PLEASE?? And perhaps help them become as busty and curvacious as her (Well, maybe not quite as much as her)
itsraviolibitch: celevia: you-wish-you-had-this-url: jeanthesexyhorsey: Uh. join tumblr why is his face faded but his eyebrows not You can’t fade the Eyebrows of Freedom EYEBROWS OF FREEDOM
langleav: kenjicate:I can relate to this, though not from a real person, but a fictional character from a Korean drama. T__T uh yeah, same (◠﹏◠)
semper-fi-always: uniquefreakkk: reyes-t: forrestgumper: the0mega: YES ALL CATS DO THIS! OMG “uh no you don’t control me, I control you, human.” can someone buy me a cat now Can I be a cat now? DIHNA DOES NOT DO THIS! SHE WILL RIP YOUR
lewdsona: SO I WANTED TO DRAW @steffydoodles lovely cyclops but also a chubby girl SO UH- well here’s the result!! its really sketchy thO;;; AH MORE ART OF HER??? She looks so cute chubby! TBH I can’t decide if I prefer pigtails or NOT.This is
roseworks: Not knowing what size people have there monitors I just decided to post the big file so people could put it to whatever size they needed. Uh guess I can’t post super large pictures here so go to this address and download it for full size.
littlelovelypokemon: Mew can learn anything. Some people would abuse that ability for battle, but not me, nu-uh!
“It’s really nice out, huh? I love it in spring, when the weather just starts to turn and–”“Uh yeah, sure. Sorry, lady, but I’m kinda in the zone here.”“Oh. That’s fine, I guess… Can you really not make small talk while you’re
Uh. Not to be rude or anything (I’m mostly just really, really confused), but to some of the people who have followed me recently… you realize that Eren and Historia are my NOTP, right? Like, you can follow whoever you want, but you probably
“Uh uh uh…you’re a slave of a noble, you can only admire, but not touch” Seems a dragon has had fun on his throne-esque armchair and is in need of cleanup, but ah well, it’s against the rule to touch Underweargasms are
ze-pie: friend: hey can you help me wi-me, headphones in, fantasizing about my favorite fictional characters forming a band and uncharacteristically performing every song on my playlist: whAt???????? uh yea na im busy
I hate when people ask me “Hey are you ready for school” Uh no. I’m not ready and I will never be but its not like I can avoid it… /:
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omo-things: I’m not into feet but my partner is so I gotta start taking care of them and going to the shop more so I can uh, give them some sort of footjob?also, piss…
superspicy: *inhale* still fresh it’s 3am here Heheh uh.. I hope their pose is not awkward. Tell me if it looks weird Blame wttm I never expect it’ll be a pair skate (and sensual) gdi Seeing my old wttm drawings make me sad but also happy. Can’t
i feel like i haven’t interacted with tumblr peeps in a thousand years, what’s up with y’all
coolcatgroup: littlemoongoddess: muddaytires: 1037135: self-dunk ……”uh oh” “i can’t ….what….its not ……gaaah” The exact moment this cat knew….. they messed up.
gaydumpingground: Decent sized cock, flexible self-fuck with cum…. I do not know how I feel about the uh… strangulation of testicles… but… if you can get hard, fuck yourself… and cum from it… im sure its fine… lol
herokick:“O-oi, Satsuki…uh…wanna hang out after class today? I dunno…maybe you’re busy…b-but if you’re not, maybe we can eat burgers or something? Um…if you don’t like those we can always drink tea instead and have…y’know healthy
bluedragonkaiser: ironbloodaika: kindahornyart: Uh- Guess this didn’t end up being porn at all. Well would you look at that. Hope you are proud, Mr. Avery! You dead pervert. Still hot! I’m not usually into reptile(?) girls but come on who can
hanae-ichihara: Taiga: Look, a veil Ryuuji: Um, I Ryuuji, will...Uh...what should I say? Taiga: It doesn't matter, just say something. Ryuuji: How can I not matter? Uh...marry Aisaka Taiga... Taiga: Do you remember you say before? "Since ancient times,
applebapplejack: crippled-scootaloo: Scootaloo: Okay, Rainbow Dash, you can stop recording now. Rainbow Dash: Okay… hmm… uh… no not that one… er… Scootaloo: It’s button on the left. Rainbow Dash: I knew that. AppleBapple: Look at this lil’
My wrist still really fucking hurts from the rubber band thing. If you’re trying to use this technique as a way to not hurt yourself, uh, don’t do it. I mean, I can see its appeal, don’t get me wrong! It’s definitely one of
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
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hollowfacade: squided: breadedsinner: Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean? It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money
misstylersmith: Ten: Rose and i… are involved-Jack: everybody knows thatTen: uh- can you not pretend?!Jack: oh- you and Rosie? wow!
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Ten: Rose and I don’t have pet names for each other Jack: Uh huh. Hey, do you know what bees make? Ten: Honey? Rose [from the galley]: Yeah, babe? Jack: Don’t lie to my face again.
taikova:boat ride! one of my favourite things in summer. so steven’s enjoying it here, before the upcoming episode uh. idk, makes steven not enjoy them? who knows what’s going to happen, can’t wait!
shortest-art-blog:not requested but a pumpkin spice jasper i did rq to wind off a bit :3so uh notice for the new followers i am really into steven universe and because I can’t draw humans quite yet i turned them all into cats (i am sorry for being cringe)
kidouyuuto:apparently this needs to be said but uh abusive behavior is not excusable, even if its caused by mental illness, like i get that it can make you manipulative or want to lash out. i really do. but you need to apologize when you are called out
see-how-tame-i-can-be:krabsquill: apparently this needs to be said but uh abusive behavior is not excusable, even if its caused by mental illness, like i get that it can make you manipulative or want to lash out. i really do. but you need to apologize
black-breed: “You’re gonna pull out, right? Right? You’re not gonna cum inside me, right? I can’t get pregnant right now. So pull out, okay?” “Uh…uh…uh…” “…you didn’t just cum inside me, right?”
tachipaws: Okay but Imagine Mitsuki and Sarada getting to be really good friends And he invites her to formally meet his parents And Sakura hears about it And just “Nope not this again nuh-uh they can come to dinner here we are not having another
clementinesgulag: nail tech: so what nail design would you likedefinitely not me: can you do a long white almond acrylic please?nail tech: like the celebrities huh?definitely, definitely not me: uh yeah
amputate: steve40cal: amputate: In the a video I used to make that gif you can hear the smack & see it jiggle Mmmhmm I want next smack 😉 Uh, yeah, no. Not gonna happen.
naughtysensei: しろやしゃ
zalenshutthefuckup: not-elisabethany: momentary—-phase: theoreticallyme: hoodpunk1993: Her: can we snuggle? Me: uh sure Her: *puts ass on my dick* Me: *trys very very hard to focus on not getting a boner* Her: *wiggles* Me: *extreme boner* the
melodic-melanie: ohmysade: maggiemunkee: Where is this? I want to give them my patronage. Especially if it becomes a tradition. I love this…. can’t wait to dress up as Bob’s Burgers this weekend @melodic-melanie same!!!! i’m so excited ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Standing outside in the sunshine, Sabrina looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Pull my zipper down and you can play with my boobs.”“Out here?” he asked.“Uh-huh… and then you can reach under my skirt and finger me. I’m not wearing a thong.”“And
notatallecchi: “Uh… Can w-we….uhgn… S-stop please… aaghn…. Aaaaaaaaah” Moans the whore, after agreeing on accepting his giant dick for double fare, still not worth it.
ixnay-on-the-oddk: hardcore-ink: ixnay-on-the-oddk: rough-slut-fucker: Oh this will not end well for you How disturbing and inappropriate Can u both not????? uh this is awkward
shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: Look it’s my bae I’m going to fight you now! She’s fuckin mine noah. Not yours Nuh uh Nuh uh Nuh uh Yes huh! You can’t take her Oh please- you’re cute
shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: Look it’s my bae I’m going to fight you now! She’s fuckin mine noah. Not yours Nuh uh Nuh uh Nuh uh Yes huh! You can’t take
UH I JUST TEXTED YOU, and wrote you a lovely message on here greedy gils but fine bob ross can wait 6 minutes
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spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
germainekitty replied to your post “I trust you girls! I shared with you! And you betray me…?” We’re not worthy! Here, I’ve deep fried some thin mints too, all served to you by the woman of your choice dressed in a Girl Scouts
Please take this horrible drawing bye!(can-not-think-of-a-proper-name)oh shitfrom…from when her fingers were taken baby no
subgirlygirl: Uh… not really. I like labels. Labels serve a purpose. Not to exclude for friendship, but as a rudimentary gauge of compatibility? Absolutely. If I buy a can of what I think is tomato soup and end up with chicken noodle, I’m not going
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