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mariasirgani: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it just like me
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
whoarei: she guessed my favorite color first try..but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the
jessythegiraffe1016: me on a date: so who is your favorite Disney Character?them: Disney character? Isnt that for kids?me, shoving bread sticks into my purse: sorry but i have to home right now imeditately kind-of-luxe
yoncevevo: me: Are you all fucking kidding me? Marina spent THREE YEARS forming and perfecting this album for US. She put blood, sweat and tears into this album JUST to show us how much we mean to her. For you guys to just go ahead and leak it is SO
really. really now. like are you fucking kidding me. you disgust me… i see through all your actions, seriously. stop trying to rebound it’s ridiculous. she has a fucking boyfriend. but above all, she’s my friend. no matter who you
ellway:natashaxcoulson:karasratworld:Dylan really loved the Budweiser puppy adAre you kidding me that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen I’m crying. I’m actually crying over a dog watching a puppy and a horse on tv someone stop me.I’m literally
Are you fucking kidding me!? Are serious!? Jeeeeeesus fucking Christ these asshole racist fucks never seize to amaze me
kiefeon: woops did i complain about something personal ? oh no better delete it before people fucking hate on me on my own god damn fucking blog are you kidding me
In the midst of a depressive episode I’ve been reading new publications to relax and my interest led to me asking my PI questions and now I’m starting yet another project which means more long night in lab so it seems it’s turning into a dangerous
alittlecheesy: youjokebut: gamer: did you play this game as a kid me: no gamer: i must be way older than u me: actually i was just poor Thank you for this
jaiking: chigohard: kidslutti-:pablothebandit: coldesttsummer: BLACK OUT. god is good Are you kidding me… How is this even possible She so cold I jumped tf outta bed and started my day wtf Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be
frenchsub:Are. U. Kidding. Me. Slave? No. Way. I. Stop. This. Or. Slow. The. Pace. You. Gave. Me. Your. Hole. I. Use. It. The. Way. I. Want.
madturbating: “are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this I fucking hate when
penis2bomb: p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
mjwatson: i honestly adore thisshe is thrown into concrete then just gives a bitch are u kidding me facejust. fuck. me. up.
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promisingeverlastinglove: liferawks: I showed this picture to my mom and she explained me this. “Kids today don’t watch cartoons as much, when you were little you were addicted to cartoons. Nowadays there are so many social media sites and games
cheskasmagicshire: theodd1sout: Me as a kid. Me as an adult.
hornylilhottie: helocouple:innocentdesirexx: rubbingmymuff: Reblogged from amelia-and-jana“This is very nice. Thanks for inviting me on vacation. I don’t mind kissing, but that’s as far as it goes, all right?”“Are you kidding me?? You think
ar71: ar71:bald-black-bull-stuff: c0ckta1l: somuchhunks: Leather, Latex, Uniform, Jockstraps, Speedos & Lycra / Spandex Follow: http://somuchhunks.tumblr.com Fuck me what a bulge! You fucking kidding me Oh yes!! From my archive..reblog time
naughtydaniella: a-girl-who-loves-porn: If you like what you see, follow me a-girl-who-loves-porn for more great stuff! X Are you kidding me?
anders-apostate:Me: *Flirts with someone*Them: *Flirts back*Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?
would-you-hold-me:i mean yeah i want you to push me up against the wall and kiss my neck but at the same time i just want to lay in bed snuggled up to you while playing with your hair and listening to our favorite bands
iwantyoureffingtatertots: I want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made
b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even
lady-redrum: wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
suffitio: more here + message me for a follow back! (or message me a heart+your country for a promo) x
empose: netflix and tie me up and choke me
disasterxv: not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
billycraplan: me: [on first date] so…….. do u want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me Zoe lets pretend this is our first date ok
bopeep: me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting Hahahahaha this isn’t even funny like at all
sidneyle: nameishi-san: officialstevenmeisel2: ratsimons: Hussein Chalayan SS16 this makes me sf happy like this is the chalayan i love, reminds me of the good ole days I had an idea similar to this a few years back. Of course, Chalayan executed
You ok? You need me to eat you out? Make you a sandwich? Talk to me
If you catch me looking at your lips when you talk ... Just kiss me
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
bringmethetaco: after having the worst night of my life you were there for me when i woke up, i love you so much okay and you mean the absolute fucking world to me, i don’t know where i’d be without you. you’re the best things thats ever happened
apocalyptic-bliss: like holy shit you give me such a fucking weird feeling in my chest. it gets tight and just overly excited when i think about you. idk how to even explain how you make me feel. talking to you is like looking forward to something that
4nal-ashby: MY GIRLFRIEND IS SLEEPING NEXT TO ME AND SHE ROLLED OVER AND WAS FEELING AROUND THE BED SO I STUCK MY HAND OUT AND SHE GRABBED IT AND SHES HOLDING MY HAND WHILE SLEEPING SHES SO CUTE FUUCK ME THO BEE
yxngpxpi: triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me
lovelysuggestions: lie in bed with me. show me your favourite music. kiss my neck
affectionatesuggestion: drag your nails down my back and tell me how much you love me
help-mywife: Help; my wife got a new lipstick color and looks great on her but it makes me wanna kiss her and she won’t let me cuz it’ll smudge her lipstick
grvngeelana: How do I politely ask someone to slam me against a wall and make the fuck out with me
etherialism: cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
maytheodds: DID ANY ONE ELSE HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN PEETA ACTUALLY SAID “ALWAYS” IN THE CATCHING FIRE MOVIE LIKE ARE U FUCKIN KIDDING ME FRANCIS ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
pinjapo: unoffence: me R U KIDDING ME
theimaginarythoughts: afatblackfairy: didyouknowmagic: THIS IS THE CAST OF SPIDER MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME YO AHHHH THIS BRINGS ME JOY!!
How could you do that… You know I’ve been wanting to so bad and you just go with someone else.. You’ve got to be kidding me. How can you just do stuff with this mystery person at will and have me sitting here waiting while asking to
a-poptard: psychedelic-drugz: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO
psy-faerie: the-little-luna: Skype dates got me like… @the-little-luna delete this its my photo @artofjerkoff like are you fucking kidding me?? photoshopping and marking my photo?? putting that on the screen too? fuck you and your shitty blog everyoen
salma: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize
carternbarnes: THE WAY JOHN LENNON LOOKED AT PAUL MCCARTNEY IS KILLING ME And the best one… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
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