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“Yes, Sir, I’m here for your free 3-day trial of Bimbos Plus. I’m the flattest, lowest-ranked Bimbo, so please know that if you subscribe, a girl like me is the worst you’ll get. Now how do you want to start spending time together?â€
gentlemanwilliam: There are so many wonderful things to do with a playmate, but sometimes you just gotta lift that rear, hold on to her hips and let loose.
Because you never realize how much you love something until it happensMadii/Jinxie is just adorable
mulp–plum: Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.
vergess:robotsquid: #did you know it is a violation of student privacy laws to let students grade each other’s quizzes#it is also illegal to call out grades#it is just straight up illegal to allow students to know other students’ grades in the us#so
amanda-rosewaters: #shaw caring in front of root was shaw’s first mistake#’oh this idiot cares about me’#’BETTER STEP UP MY INNUENDO GAME AND MAKE HEART EYES EVERY CHANCE I GET’#NOPE TOO LATE SHAW YOU’RE NEVER GETTING RID OF THIS IDIOT NOW (x)
sylar-frost: sorry-no-more-no-less: ♫Shorty get down, good Lord ♫ #what are you doing#i mean im the opposite of complaining#but i feel like this should be illegal
Do want! If you were ever wondering what to get me for a present, these would be pretty good. Just sayin.
capslockapocalypse: do you know how many times he probably apologized after this he was probably like “CUT. CUT. DARLING ARE YOU OKAY I DIDN’T PUSH YOU TOO HARD DID I? ARE YOU HURT? LET ME SEE. I’M SO SORRY.” “No, I’m okay.” “GOODNESS
infinite-parad0x: controversial-tabloid-story: jchelseaw: lauriejuspeczyk: 221becquerel: queenaglaia: uncalmly: silentknightley: rookieoftheday: Do you understand how scary this picture is god forbid a real person do real person
But.. You’re.. You’re in a press conference.. Why..
aintborntipycal-blog: “Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, it’s not fun, it’s not smart, it’s just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.”
vanilla-chastity: Now you’ve said “I do,” you’re mine. That means you’ll never come again: husband and toy for life. Thanks to @attentivehusband for the caption idea.
sometimesiwishiwereabokononist: Can someone fill me in on why Bronies are so hated? Is them shitting on it just watching it and then am I at fault for watching Spirited Away? Or do you explicitly have to be a huge fan and in that case does the same apply
bpdqt: when you’ve been fucked over so badly that people can’t even be nice to you without you getting scared !!! like what do you want from me what’s the catch how will i suffer ???
hitthetower: do you ever just want to
absentlyabbie: do you ever feel like you have tried Too Hard to friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo
kaczmarekk: do you ever realize that fictional characters are just successful people’s ocs….
understudier: just remember you’re gonna make so many friends, fall in love with so many people, and do so many things. one bad day or one heartbreak isn’t the end of the endless possibilities awaiting you
momtaku replied to your post: Fic: Eye for an Eye what the hell did i just read?!!!!! You are a monster! Words can hurt, you know.
pancakeke:animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die
ahgyussi: when a non-kpop blog follows me how did you even find me why are you even following me do you know what’s going to happen to your dashboard
anime-scrapbook: “I’ll do anything for a cute young lady” -one of the customers being loud FUCK YOU REN I JUST FUCK YOU.
tokkicarrot: Q: When do you feel lonely?A: I always feel lonely, because I don’t have a girlfriend. But… people come alone, and go alone… When I feel lonely, I have friends or things I have to do, so I don’t spend much time thinking I’m lonely.
When I was just 6-7 years old I made a passionate rant/speech to my friend on how toilets are lame and “stupid” and we should stop using them……If that doesn’t show that I was always omo trash idk what will lmao 👀🙅🏼♀️🚽
Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. Just do you.
lesbianskeletons: ♥ Sweet Brushing ♥ @thekilinah Yes omg this is freaking adorable how do you do the best aftercare art things omggggg i love <3
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
aiffe:@staff People keep saying to “do something about the porn/spam blogs,” but no one’s suggesting a course of action. Here’s one for you. Put a CAPTCHA on the follow button. All these follows are done by script–either scraping from tags or
nakedspacelesbians replied to your post “do you live in san francisco? Are you excited for yaoi con?” dude yaoi con is amazing, They have everything. I’m going for my birthday. BUY ME NO, THANK YOU!!! I WILL PAY YOU MONEY AHHHHHHH.
thatdudeemu: melongorl: vinebox: Realest vine ever CHILLLL ill nigga alert you coulda said fuck the police without adding all that “nigga” shit. little ass girl throwing the word nigga around. that’s the problem with the word
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
whisperingtoghosts: do you remember the first time you held deathly hallows in your hands and it was like holding your first born child and the weapon you knew would be used to kill you at the same time
yukitalia replied to your post: WHY WOULD YOU GET AN ANAL PIERCING You can GET things like that??? I just found out??? I mean I know like clit hood piercings but are anal piercings safe at all how do you not get an infection immediately
stjernfelt:Baby you’re cruel to me But you see I love it when you make me plead I want a scar that looks just like you ‘till then I gotta learn to be a wiser fool
rageoftailors:snake-farm: nevver: Children’s Nuclear Warning Poster (1979) I’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and I just do not get it. “For more information please reread this poster” This must be from fucking Look Around You…
dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: i did that redraw anime thing because FUCK YOU ZURA WHY DON’T YOU JUST DIE. YOU GOTTA BE ZURAKO YOU GOTTA BE FABULOUS
illirya-ooc:@erynnholt, @fallingstardusk, @lady-lycera, @kessy-and-haru, @quelloras, @writingjustforgiggles Because sometimes you just need to hear it. I love you. I couldn’t ask for a better family than this small one I have. Thank you for blessing
stop-hammerkind: homosexual-leafblower: mugglescanttameme: magentamayhem: YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED THANK YOU HOLY SHIT HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE???
eternalravendreamer: leonkuwatatata: do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: mootiness: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU
istillloveparamore: yelyahwilliams: istillloveparamore: What do you get when you put Taylor York And Jeremy Davis together? You get Justin Timberlake You will never un-see it now that I posted this muahahahhaha It’s probably the only reason
slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?” and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “Maybe i need to use the sleep”
viridian-plains: incompleteicarus: Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people. #if you don’t then you’re the white ppl other white ppl are wtfing at
psych2go:Source | FaceBook It’s not about how much money you have or how attractive you are physically, but how kind and understanding you are that attracts you to someone. Do you guys agree with this? Why or why not? Be sure to read the source too
glitterprincesa: rlyspaced: this has over 5000 notes. it is a literal cake floating thru the ocean. what U all doing honestly???? okay nickie, how many times do you honestly see a cake floating in the ocean. i bet none. i dont know what youre doing,
agenderginti:Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more
horusskin:“bro do you lift”“yeah dude how did you know”“because you lift my heart whenever you’re around”“bro”
americanhighwayflower: nice-wig-janis: 1nd2rd3st:ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 750,324 people whose mama taught them right you mean 1,325,462 You mean 1,440,690
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! Me and asoiaf
zic0sdreads:xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:christmascrayonwillow:candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking
Straight up just unfollowed someone for judging pitbulls. Idk if you give pitbulls shit because of the way shitty people raise them, that’s fucked up. Don’t judge a breed for the way people act.
abandonedkitten:popfairy:blueisforscarvesandboxes: david-bui: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel
finnpoeandrey: do you ever have those mutuals on here that you know you’d be such good friends with if you would just ever fucking speak to them
more-than-useless:do you ever have those ultra nostalgic days where everything reminds you of something like the trees smell like your 13th birthday and a book cover reminds you of a winter three years ago and you step outside and it’s like walking
Dont idolize others Dont Wish You were Someone else! You’re the best You, Please Don’t Wish to be someone else just do You. Worship yourself. If anything wish to be a better you
urie:that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all
love shouldn’t need to be hidden in questions.how was your day? (i hope it was good) when can i see you again? (i pray it’s soon) do you feel safe with me? (i feel safe with you) what is your favorite color? (i wish to enrobe you in all that
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
tfw your organic lab professor doesn’t really teach anyone what the fuck to do and just throws you into lab with no instruction but whatever little bits you can try to decipher from a grad school level JOC article (when you’re an undergrad student)