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cannedviennasausage: mollystormjackson: I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. (on tapastic) #ah yes MAN flavors like BEEF and AXE BODY SPRAY (via sleepingjuliette)
cant-drop-it: Make me cum for you! kik me: cantdropit Please like, reblog, and follow!
the best kind of relationship is the kind where you two just cant not be touching or near each other. Theres no real boundary between their body and yours, you just need them close as much as you need your body attached.
emkamatis: Ah! Thank you so much…OvO 100 followers! it might not look so much for others but this makes me feel so happy. It inspires me to create more and more each time <3
Why cant i just sit my ass down and do my summer homework ugh fllpñlksmjw
seifukoi: this actually makes me sad and i dont know why
Normal me: “dude… you still haven’t peed since you woke up… you gotta go… you have a friend visiting today soon you don’t have time to be omo trash..”Trash me: “yeah I know…. but I just want to hold a little..”Normal
collapsed: gutterprince: This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life. i honestly dont believe this is trueno man in their right mind would think most of this is ok…i cant see this being true tbh
slerpin-longboys:weird & slightly rushed attempt at illustrating the Affection Stuffing concept , would be better as an animated sequence but i cant do that lmao
syntactition: dopeybeauty: u ever think?? no & u cant make me
of course i forgive you
Hello is self-insert weekend over yet?Im not gonna pass up an opportunity to draw me and my fave let alone my fave :)We’re making fun of nerds who bring their own cups to 711, you cant see them cuz they suck
robosylveon:you cant make me stop c:
magefeathernerd: simonbitdiddle: justanotherdrumcorpsgurl: nsimin: wtf people… This makes me smile There are stories here I wanna know about. “You only rent beer”I think this one is the best out of the lot.
littlemark1966: young-professional: mrfreak-bk: 313dlfreak: dllaypipe8: blackpanther69: Yo, that cum shot at the end is EVERYTHING! 🍆💦 He said damn my wife cant make me nut like this damn thats hot I know the feeling 😏 Damn 😝
flynnscifi: flynnscifi: this dio guy cant be that bad its amazing how much your opinion can change in 37 minutes
snatch-comix:imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS
mysharona1987:honeyed-heart:mysharona1987:the headline alone makes me feel like blood is going to squirt out of my ears Also bad as this is, it’s even worse when you realize rich people from New York fleeing to their holiday homes when covid hit
patydin: “Ye’ cant make me!”by Kosperry
pancake-syrup:hecatesdogs:superchat:who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat
cant believe i gotta say this shit but...
sharingan: hokagee: flambutt: hokagee: no teacher i wasn’t cheating on my test!!! i was just using my sharingan sharinget yo damn ass to the office YOU CANT MAKE ME JUST SHARINGO i’m so sharindone with these sharinpuns
help me decide which piercing to get next ?
wizardbf:u literally cant make me watch voltron but congrats on the hot guy being gay
I’m not a very sappy person but Nia and Simon getting married in the last ep of gurren lagann always makes me cry
weebstories: I think I’m good.
cuddlyplaguedoctor: rendigo: raisehelia: themothmangroceries: rincewitch: cornerof5thandvermouth: someone made this and it’s incredible holy shit this is the content im here for this rules. “amvs cant make me cry, what are you talking about”
slimetony: slimetony: graynard: slimetony: I could drink horchata forever i have an alternative for you I don’t want dog milk You cant make me drink milk from a dog
swoobats: my parents can be so childish and petty sometimes gosh it makes me so so so angry i cant wait to move out of here
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
if you cant trust liar, how can you trust me again? im running out of ways to say im sorry.....
thereturnoftheoldgentleman: no-memory-here: todos-somos-idiotas: sorry-i-cant-hear-u: Con locura & pasión lkhaskdjh locura & pasión,me acorde de mi ex XDDD me dijo eso una ves y yo me cague de la risa u_u y se suponía que era romántico xd
thecutestofthecute: bucky-oh-bucky: whatsbetterthanfantasy: last-snowfall: Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all. THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
you-cant-make-me-that-i-am: ♡
bisousniall: U MAKE ME WANNA TSSS
On a positive note (shopping always makes me happy), should I buy a Porsche or Maserati? German or Italian engineering? I can’t afford a Ferrari, Lambo or Aston 😞
Call Me 'Darling'
can we talk about how there’s breast feeding in sims 4 and how happy it makes me pregnancy in this one is so cute, you grow slowly and actually have trimesters and take pregnancy tests and oh my gosh when your sim just stands there staring at her
please make me an anime girl
shaxaphone: I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas
yeeessss this makes me happy aa
you-cant-make-me-that-i-am: La mejor mentira
you-cant-make-me-that-i-am: Como todas las noches.
in-ourselves-we-are-underlings:deansurvived:miraguey:WTF WAS THAT NOISE.UNMUTE ITI CANT BREATH
It always makes me laugh when people reblog Naruto stuff from me that I’d never imagined would because it just further convinces me that nobody ever truly outgrows their narutard phase
Now is the time for anyone to give me 600k € so I can move in to this local gem 👉👈 idk how many times I’ve passed this house and just 💔Bjurfors
i was just doodling len and gakupo but suddenly more vocaloid boys
“oh no” (very slight nsfw warning)
thatonegaykid413: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU 3DS MAXIM GOING TO MAKE THIS MUG AND YOU CANT STOP ME
IM SO GLAD AAAAA ♥♥♥♥ty for continuing to write such a great fic it is so fun and makes me laugh and ejskkkkkkkkkkkglsgjsfg
i will not play BL or GD u cant maKE ME
WOW I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP HE REALLY CALLED ME AFTER I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE HE WAS TOXIC!!!!!!
Those, “I ate at so&so for a week” videos make me nauseous
I’m in such an awful mood and everything is making me angry and I’m working while angry and people at work are making it worse
