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“Oh, you control me, huh? I don’t think so. No, I did not take my shirt off. You can’t fool me. Pants? Ha! Jokes on you, I wasn’t wearing any.” “Wait…was I, Master?” “Whoa. What did I just call you?
How many sissies wanna kiss my feet and my cheeks? I know you want it, you can’t fool me my dear. This ass will control your sissy dick and make you beg me for my strapon on a regular basis, just to see it again @mistresskittie
“Listen you little bitch, there’s no way you’re getting out of paying the rent. Don’t think that by flirting with me or flashing your tits you’re gonna gonna fool me into letting you off easy. I get that you can’t get
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holy-water-and-shine: lsleofskye: Watkins Glen - the Gorge | mblockk Nah fam this is Rivendell, you can’t fool me
queerness-implied: i want someone to kiss me a lot and cuddle me and then we can play video games and fool around idk
rageomega: @novaschaos
avpdsnail:me: [can’t handle intimacy, too terrified of rejection to be in a relationship, often completely cuts contact with people out of fear that they’ll get sick of me, a general fool with paranoia issues] i want a girlfriend
bereaving:Do you think you can fool me with this? Who do you take me for?
talesfromthecrypts:Favorite Film from Every Year1942- Cat People You can fool everybody, but landie, dearie me, you can’t fool a cat. They seem to know who’s not right, if you know what I mean.
sir2u: aarymis: a hard on is a terrible thing to waste. You can’t fool me cock sucker. You aren’t doing this for the promotion you think you’ll get, you’re doing this because you love a huge cock in your throat don’t you faggot?
atthepriceofoblivion: Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter
meetthepones:Friendship is Magic Part 2 S01E02 You can’t fool me! Support Meet The Pones on Patreon Meet The Pones subreddit (new)omfg XD
braised-knight: Evening pants? Those aren’t pants. You can’t fool me! PSD available at my Patreon!Direct Link to post.
lifefibersync: “Promoted to Brigadier General just for dying in the line of duty…You were supposed to be helping me work my way up through the ranks.You got it all backwards, you damn crazy fool.”
natureboiiii: oneoakdutch: thedarkestlove: amndomepiece: Someone please save me 😂😂😂😂😂 help ha What’s a 5/8 ratchet? They make ¼", 3/8" and ½" drive ratchets, but not 5/8". Unless he meant
vaspider:animalids:Cup moth caterpillar (Limacodidae) Photo by itchydogimages you can’t fool me, that’s half of a peeled grape
buggybeejourney: The Leather Belt You can’t fool me… I know it excites you as much as it excites me. The crippling anticipation within me catches my breath as you finger and palm the leather with purpose. You know that whilst I am rendered speechless,
disgustinganimals: you can’t fool me i know where cats come from
homohustle: Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”
kurotokyo: doomsdaydolly: kurotokyo: Season Four Korra! :D Don’t lie. You are the real Korra. You can’t fool me!
jusalibra: ♎️Fool me one time shame on you Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs Load the chopper, let it rain on you♎️
thirstyferrett: ”There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —President George W. Bush, Nashville,
enairoky: jee-q: Fool me once…shame on you Fool me twice…can’t put the blame on you Fool me three times…. Fuck the peace sign load the chopper and let it rain on you
underweartuesday: Dearest UT, I’m a bit round ‘n’ bout & upside down today. You see “I’m a SIMULACRUM you can’t fool me” (to be sung to the tune of Jacko’s I’m An Individual). Please don’t think I’m presumptuous, I realise
shinkoukei: cosmo and wanda yall can’t fool me
sensualplayfulpet: 1duckfacekilla: I’m gonna go make a sandwich. “Would you like one?” Never mind, you’re busy. You are not allowed to cum while I’m gone. I can see & hear you from the kitchen so do not think you can fool me. Do not cum
scottcuntsick: if u can’t afford a pizza u can’t afford me
thirstfollower: why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school
nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
wet-chrome: I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
kaliforhnia: Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.
thatfuckingcrowv2: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find send me the nudes
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
dankmaiden: “ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)” “can u follow me back? :)”
thetwoteddybeardoctors: “You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!” Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
litastanley: pastel-princessxx: purpl3-v0dka: still—getting—there: ✿♡rosy/summer blog,i follow back♡✿ ❤ http://pastel-princessxx.tumblr.com/ ❤ you can talk to me ❤ Follow for more ;)
molliesmpire:open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can ever convince me otherwise
molliesmpire: open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can ever convince me otherwise
samhainchester: piginapoke: janecrocker: deanassbutts: sugar-velvet: wtf-jax: MIDDLE FINGERS UPIF YOU DON’T GIVE A*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick *POLICE SIRENS* *HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING* [gavin screaming] who the
thickmamifromthenorth:unite4humanity:whitetears365:Hmmmm racist cops are trash. whitetears365 Can you link me to the Facebook account please?This shit needs to be reblog get, reposted, redistributed every goddamned time you see it. Cops really do believe
sokkaflockaflameo:That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
dekutree: people being vegans haha you can’t fool me people can’t be woman parts
Cause I’m like a hungry lion, I moves in for the slaughter. Killin for the simplest things, 20 dollar bills and even quarters. I’m like a vampire nigga, fresh meat, I can’t pass it. Walkin down the street with a syringe, injecting fools
Screw it. I don’t care if it puts a dent in my car savings or that I can’t get a motel, I’m going down in March for me and my fool’s anniversary and his birthday no matter what this year. Even if it means sleeping on a different
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retarded-princess: Totally a mirror. Can’t fool me this time!
No dogs or cats, but I’ve got some pretty sleepy rattos!They’re not sleepy, it’s daytime, you can’t fool me.I read the Curious Case of the Dog in the Night or whatever the hell it’s called.
candlenekra:I can see the Aranara similarities, Hoyo! You can’t fool me!
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