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smolscully: its now officially august or, as i like to call it, pre-pre-halloween,

seansoo:*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK

yellowkiddo: ME AS A GHOST

homohustle: Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”

yroxis: Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK Anxiety: I do

ourbodiesglow: me as hell

doresque: my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me neglecting my friends shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline not moving for 6 hours having 15 different emotions at the same time fucking

badndngirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.

emmysrossum: -You’ve got one fucked up perspective on the world, kid. -Yeah, I hear that a lot. I guess that’s why I gotta be locked up. -No, that’s what makes you great. -Thanks, Rosa.

norcalchicana: George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

meanplastic: I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire

senor-cat: ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck IVE NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL GIF IVE ONLY SEEN THE RAINBOW EYESPAM

gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.

ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck

guy: sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

thecommonchick: me as a parent

wecansexy: logged the fuck in

i fucked up at least three...

gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept

sarahseeandersen: Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate as many cookies as I did….

possiblybpd: loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry

awkward-ness-monster: baerials: Pooh stop running from your fucking problems me

lacomeobejas: weloveshortvideos: I fucking died NO

officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.

whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when you realize you’re becoming an adult Fuck this shit stressed me out. 😔

mygayisshowing: Things I didn’t understand as a child: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway taxes Things I don’t understand as an adult: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep

hellyeahthomassanders: Me as a Teacher 📚 by Thomas Sanders

awkward-ness-monster:baerials:Pooh stop running from your fucking problemsme

areyoucuddlebummed: i wish i wish with all my heart to be halfway decent at fucking art

dragonpajamas: *crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

hypergoomba: my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk to them! communication is key. let them know what you are feeling & that way you can work it out. me: almost never says what i’m feeling, struggles with openness as a concept, lacks

uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside

peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

thomassandersbuttblog: Me as a Disney Character ✨

swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr

nursary: me: *uses caffeine as an antidepressant*

scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do

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