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girthyencounters: “His GIRTH took my fucking breath away…I walked funny for two days. I am soooooooo ready for him again! God, I need that THICK slab in me!”
sunshineowl: batcows: Badass Hawkeye is badass, part two. omg help i lost it at the fourth on and sixth one oh my god
gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
iamtonysexual: tinykahuna: I briefly “"dated”“”“ this boy who thought that having more than two tattoos was gross and that “they’re called taTWOS for a reason” oh mY GOD
funkapunk: meditationtemptation: “The Eyes of God” -Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria (Source, I believe) This is the full moon from inside a cave. It looks like two eyes staring down at you; beautiful. proud to be from here
midsphynx: getthisoff: Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now)) THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
do-you-have-a-flag: Oh my god these two and their stupid perfect friendship
yoshio-yoshida: Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games
delicateweepingaudreyflower: printzzsuzsi: It’s offcial: I love these two! That hip bump though oh my god.
lordxeras: funnygamememes: Reblog if you get it lol. I swear to god if ya’ll ruin this one too…. It’s a reference to portal, since the portals in that game were those two colors, it’s as if the fork is teleporting
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: brookietf: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chrisnonymousart: Life is Dab Oh my god you two… These girlfriends must DANCE! Do your dance you adorable gay nerds :D
cloudfreed: keranos-god-of-storm-crows: two dudes, sittin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay theyre definitely gay you can tell they want to hold hands but theyre not ready yet
wlwkamalakhan: strangeauthor: nickeloden: wtf is wrong with white ppl waityou have the edit and delete button in the screenshotwhich means….you made this postthen screenshotted itand you didn’t even edited out those two features OHHSHGH MY GOD,
toastpotent: edibleconcrete: edibleconcrete: edibleconcrete: wtf was that it sounded like a car crash n-no…the two trucks….th-they couldn’t have.. ..ah! god! as soon as i went to reblog this post, my biceps…. what is this?…
trapcard: gunsandfireandshit: tariqah: The second two pics are amazing progress shots GOD LOVES CATS WE BEEN TOLD YALL
iamthebatfan: jonnypatrick: My god….this is perfect!! In this post, I see two white girls committing acts of the following: ableism slut shaming homophobia racism classism Way to go, whoever subtitled this.
tampa-two: jesustolostsouls: motorolai860: da-ghetto-booteh: god bless Jamaica Niggas really wrestling bitches at the function this is not okay LMAOOOO niggas really on some WWE shit was homie in the third gif trying to hit a rolling kneebar
meditationtemptation: “The Eyes of God” -Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria (Source, I believe) This is the full moon from inside a cave. It looks like two eyes staring down at you; beautiful.
maichancreating: O MY GOD I MADE ALYA SO SASSY LOOKING 😂 I wasn’t sure how I’d make a “fox symbol” on her face like with the other two so I took inspo from kitsune mask designs :)
norithics: extremebodiez: Amanda And Drea Adorable and Sexy All at the same time #ThickMexicanMamies W O W Like words can’t even describe how amazing these two are. God dang. <3
jollymount: The girls on some dresses God i love this two…
Oh my God the local adult contemporary station picked up Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” a month or two ago and it turns out my dad loves it. And he just turned the volume up downstairs and is singing along he is a terrible singer oh Lord
eldrake: thranduilland: unidentified-anon: priscillapricey: gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing. danish tv is the best thing ever “Okay :(” He went straight
varusai: deathcomes4u: catsbeaversandducks: Wow! Video by Ed Trist - Photo by Nicole Lewis oh my god why do Lynx sound like bad impressions of themselves what the fuck my last two brain cells trying to communicate
baixueagain: hazel2468: millennium-eagle: thefaultinourforcebond: God bless our content creators Thank you. And this is how I know we are going to be just fine. I’ve already started in on two fix-it fics and by GD they are fucking fantastic.
nai0me:I CAN’T EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS TWO BOYS MY GOD, I JUST CAN’T
DAN: Society can’t exist without the family.HARVEY: We’re not against that. DAN: Can two men reproduce?HARVEY: No, but God knows we keep trying. — Milk (2008)
blackbanshee: Source: [X] god i adore these two so much
annabellioncourt: muirin007: I’m jumping on the “Tulio and Miguel look like Loki and Thor” bandwagon really late, but I couldn’t help myself. That horse is two seconds away from jumping ship. SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY MUIRIN I LOVE YOU MORE HGFJJJGH
“Please can you just untie me for two minutes? I really have to pee!” “No! Hold it.” “Oh god. Please! I can’t hold it much longer.
Not even the gods above can separate the two of us
brotherbro: savvyifyanasty: coqueto69: Two sexy Papis > god yesss Follow me @ savvyifyanasty.tumblr.com http://brotherbro.tumblr.com/
marveltesers:“Every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness. King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in
mirudraws:oh my god I love these two!
yummum109: Oh i dont know Mom “Ok sweetie let me give you two reasons why should you spend the holidays with me rather than your father…..WHOAH HEHE” OH MY FUCKING GOD MOM!
thefatdrake replied to your photoset “The Buffet Haul: 31 slices of pizza, 20 pieces of cheesy bread, two…”God lord fat man! *rubs that full belly*(Groans and enjoys the rubs)
paxamericana: paxamericana: paxamericana: hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry. the gist
gaymerlvl-pharmercy: island-delver-go: ghostdrama: i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such
friendlytroll: killthebeatlesofficial: thegloriousnick: Hype me like this find me a love as pure as this i have yet to find tangible proof that these two are not some kind of trickster gods
dab-daddy-420: thehightomtitty: fivecentsless: Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss! Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now Game: You need to
naamahdarling: campaignagainstcliche: roger that Oh GOD, I remember the “deviant relationships” thing, and the “when will ____ be raped?” thing.And several others, but those two were just … *chef’s kiss* incroyable.
grungedaddykinks: thespectacularspider-girl: cozymochi: jumpingjacktrash: likeamillionsuns: mercedesbenzodiazepine: Oh my fucking GOD this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes. oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re
grinatthegrimmestoftimes: thehightomtitty: fivecentsless: Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss! Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now Game:
lovarcofdunlaine: Sagino and ParatrogosThe two are hedonistic gods of plenty, comfort, hospitality, weight, and size. Both of them are shapeshifters and may appear as any race or any gender, but they do have a “truest form”. Sagino, in their truest
lovarcofdunlaine: Sagino and Paratrogos The two are hedonistic gods of plenty, comfort, hospitality, weight, and size. Both of them are shapeshifters and may appear as any race or any gender, but they do have a “truest form”. Sagino, in their truest
hyah-through-hyrule: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: deliverusfromsburb: Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off a total power move
sangled: sangled: there are two kinds of ocs 1. i love you 2. i am you 1. god i wish you were real 2. toO REAL TOO REAL
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: I swear to God my mood for this week can summed up in these two images:
thatnordicguy: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: deliverusfromsburb: Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off a total power move when your legs don’t work like they used to before
kobikb: goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck #a whole
lesbiansupergirl: lesbiansupergirl: god i cant believe they axed the amazing spiderman series…. they got fucking ANDREW GARFIELD and SALLY FIELD. two acting LEGENDS. in a SUPERHERO MOVIE. like do y’all remember that scene in tasm2 where peter was
woodsgotweird: I had to give Stacy Sadistic my lunch money after this 🤓📚 God you two are gorgeous
candy-spark: god-lings: combining two of your special interests into shitty crossovers
esoanem:gamabunta429:The “these two things are not related” at the end absolutely elevates this to god tier
wakeourworld: (via TumbleOn) “Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.” ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages
straight-as-a-curly-fry: komlin: livingonmusicals: komlin: livingonmusicals: komlin: livingonmusicals: ok y’all how do i ask a boy out roses are redviolets are blueguess what, my bedhas room for two OH MY GOD NO twinkle twinkle little
schmedzageddon: lastoneout: hecallsmepineappleprincess: onlyblackgirl: thestudentprincesss: oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts you can buy endless
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