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“Gentlemen don’t get caught, cages under cage. Gentlemen don’t get caught,Box cars (are turning) out of town.”“CARNIVAL OF SORTS” R.E.M.
@johncmayer “Maybe they’re rolling around in the hay with someone else, but they’re not as good as you’ll be, you just have to wait your turn. She’s out there, he’s out there, they’re just learning what to contras
The Morning After You wanna go get some breakfast?Yeah, maybe in a bit. I just want to lay here for a minute.Feeling any better?Almost.You can come and sleep on the bed, y'know.I’m fine.Okaaay.I stared up at the ceiling for the next hour, making
“Meanwhile, Rick James takes her newAnd there’s nothing I can doAnd there’s nothing I can say to youI’ve got a lot of work to doI guess I’ll leave it up to you”-“MEANWHILE RICK JAMES…” Cake Questions
Why do I find a woman’s proper use of a semicolon in a text message so sexy? God damnit. Questions?
In a night full of interesting quotes, hers was the most memorable of all. “My parents raised me to be atheist,” she yelled over the bar music, looking almost as drunk as I was. “When I wanted to rebel in high school, I’d have
“I really care a lotAlthough I look like I do not.…I’ll hold your hand and slap my faceI’ll tickle you to your disgraceWon’t you put me in my proper placeNobody but you.…Sundays I pray a lot.I’d like to wind you
“You keep pushin’ me awayIn spite of what you sayI found out yesterday That I’veBeen wastin’ all my timeTryin’ to make you smileTryin’ to make this seem worth whileYou’ve been pushin’ me aroundIn spite of
Some will see this as an objectification of a woman. I see this simply as a study, a light test with water, which I’ve rarely ever used and feel the need to experiment with.I enlisted Katie’s help via text message. She gladly stopped by after
Only my second attempt at capturing water at a high speed. I think I’ve pretty much got a handle on it now. Thanks for the brief visit, Nicole! Comments/Questions?
“We’d hit the bottomI thought it was my faultAnd in a way I guess it was.”-“LANDED” Ben Folds Comments/Questions?
There are some friends you like, then there are those that you adore. These are two of the latter. Comments/Questions?
PLEASE HELP THIS GUY!!! I don’t know him, but his animation cracked me up, and that is a very rare thing. lee: the final push: I got 9 days to go and i’m 35% funded. I’m asking for your help: Forget about the amount of time it takes to
#bravo #workofart: Man, Erik freakin’ hates them Kittens! Comments/Questions?
And yet, Kacie had just been hoping to have a good time. And she did. All too briefly. Comments/Questions?
“And she’s every girl you’ve seen in every movieEvery dame you’ve ever known on late night TVIn her steam and steel is the passion you feelEndlesslyNew York is a woman she’ll make you cryAnd to her you’re just another
ALICE IN DETOX-LAND, 2009: Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Disney animated version all the way through. Even as a kid, the story involving mostly surreal nonsense never appealed to me much. I’ve found it funny that since I
One of the greatest men I’ve ever known. Comments/Questions?
“Hey Mark, I just received and read your book from beginning to end without putting it down. It was very interesting to read a little about each model (especially Laura) and well written. As usual, the photos were awesome. Your expressions in the
Neff’s dad has been working with a model, Carole, taking reference photos for sculptures of his. When in Seattle this week, I mentioned I’d like to do a model shoot and he arranged the whole thing.Talking on the phone briefly, she and I easily
“I can dream up schemes when I’m sitting in my seat I don’t see any flaws till I get to my feet. I wish I never woke up this morning Life was easy when it was boring.”-“DARKNESS” The Police Questions/Comments?
“Rien de dormier cette nuitJe veux de toiJusque'a` ce que je sois secMais nos corps sont tout mouille’sComple'tement couvert de sueurNous nous noyons dans la mare'eJe n'ai aucun de'sirTu as ravage’ mon coeurEt mois j'ai bu ton sangNo
My longtime model and friend, Kari, upon hearing that I was sick, stopped by to bring me a “get well basket.” Usually she would be in LA, but has been in the area dog-sitting for her mom for the week. She only stopped by briefly, then headed
Brenna: Confused/Trying to look sexy Comments/Questions?
“I had a dream you were two towns from me Got to sleep, spent the whole night, whole night Had a dream we were nothing more than Caught up in our own lives, honey.” -“TWO TOWNS FROM ME” Blind PilotComments/Questions?
“Hold me in your warm handAnd I could sleep with you tonightAnd all my earthly cares might fade awayIf you hold me in your warm hand that wayIt’s as close as I get to loveClose as I get to love.”-“SWEET VOICE” Matthew SweetCo
South Philadelphia: Alcohol Vintage Dresses Old Girlfriends = Faux Lesbian Perfection Comments/Questions?
Erica has apparently been going through a tough time lately being unemployed, losing a friend to suicide, and more. Since she needed something, I invited her over to take a few photos, which she admits always makes her feel great about herself.I just
After spending a year in Copenhagen studying linguistics, Maya returned for the summer to her parents home in Cayucos, CA before she heads off to her last year of college at UC Santa Cruz. She lives happily for one more week in the classic airstream her
“Nothing’s in your wayNow you can stand right up and runWouldn’t even change thingsIf you took back what you’ve doneI’ve tried to hang on to the past But I couldn’t keep my grasp, no nothing lasts.”-“NOTHING
Max Waugh is a helluva nature and wildlife photographer. Since 2003, he’s traveled to South Africa, Patagonia, the Great Bear Rainforest in Canada, China, Belgium and Holland, Russia, Spain, Yellowstone, New Zealand, Fiji, Costa Rica, Greece, the
You decide: Is this little cowboy gay, drunk, or just crazy? Comments/Questions?
My first photo book is still available online. This is Katie, one of six of my favorite, local models featured in it. The images and text explore how I met these girls, what they taught me and how their lives have changed the last few years. Check it
The three finalists from Bravo’s Work Of Art watching the finale being aired at the Brooklyn Museum. Comments/Questions?
Taking Remington’s photo is far too easy. Not only is the shoot always straightforward, but the final images require no touch-ups of any kind. Her body is a bit too perfect, the kind that certain members of the public will decry as being photoshoppe
Nicole’s last water photo from this summer. You can tell how boring she is. Comments/Questions?
Kacie bravely submerged herself on my insistence into a random Pennsylvania creek while on a detour from hiking. This image is straight out of the camera, no Photoshop, no filters; just a model, a camera in a rubber bag, and a lot of hope. People sometime
Sarah drove the five hours north from La Jolla today to have me take her portrait. Though she had never met me in person before, she’s spending the weekend in Santa Maria on my couch, away from her husband and her life. I showed her my weird little
Seeking “gentleness and dry-eyed humanity.” Comments/Questions?
My model Sarah on her wedding day. Comments/Questions?
Remington at Pismo Beach, the last shoot my old 5D accomplished. It went out on top. Comments/Questions?
An out take of Jenna for my new 2011 calendar, The Accident Prone Women of Tom’s Take Out, coming soon. Stay tuned for more info. Comments/Questions?
Neff doing his best lobster impersonation on Prince Edward Island. 2009 Comments/Questions?
Samantha often gets bored in my house. Comments/Questions?
After Ariel and I shot her new calendar shot at Shell Beach back in August, she went and sat on her boyfriend with her wet swimsuit. As water began trickling down his back, he calmly, casually asked “Are you peeing on me?” Comments/Questions?
Cherish and her puppy Fauna during a break from our 2011 calendar shoot. Comments/Questions?
YAWN: Those early-morning photo shoots are a killer. Here is Cherish posing for a month of my up-coming bikini calendar “The Accident-Prone Women of Tom’s Take Out.” Stay tuned for more info. Comments/Questions?
“Uncle Neff? Who the hell is this guy???” Comments/Questions?
2008: Yes, Sarah is as fabulous as she appears. Comments/Questions?
Cherish and ValorLast week Cherish was kind enough to stop by the house to help model for a project of mine, bringing along her boyfriend, Valor. Having been together for years, they have a comfort and ease with each other that is easy to be jealous of,
Maya is an excellent model even though she said she had never really done it before. Always calm and self-aware, I intended to break her out of her normal casual demeanor by saying something terribly graphic and shocking. This was her genuine reaction
After Jenna and I shot her image for my 2011 Accident Prone Women bikini calendar, we sat on her couch and watched a movie. Looking over at her, I couldn’t help but pick up my camera and shoot a quick video clip. Comments/Questions?
Three lifelong friends, three of my favorite people. Questions/Comments?
Jill can’t make funny faces. The first official test shoot with any model is an interesting learning and bonding experience. Since I had already met and worked with her a few days previous, this test shoot was much more of a formality, since
Like most kids, the youngest members of my family love Halloween. Unlike most kids, they are fond of skulls and other supposedly dark and scary things. Personally, I’ve never been a fan of the holiday, no matter what age I was. Still, I love
Last night, after attending my family’s Halloween kid party, I went to visit Jenna, who said she hadn’t been out of the house in a while. We went for a little drive and she led me to a random beach in the area I’d never been before.
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Miss July: Ariel’s headache was the least of her worries. THE 2011 ACCIDENT-PRONE WOMEN BIKINI CALENDAR These aren’t your average bikini models. These lovely ladies have hopes and desires and problems like everyone else, but somehow they
The Good Old Days I’ve been awfully nostalgic lately. Times are tough right now, just about everyone can attest to that, but then again, if we’re really honest with ourselves, things have always been tough in one way or another. I’ve
I’m sorry for the bad quality, this was taken with my phone on the spur of the moment. As those who follow my posts about Jenna may know, her Lyme Disease takes a toll on her often. On a good day back in August, she stopped by my house and we
