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That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make the sound.
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST
matt-delancy: So, I think you could try it again… I know I generally enjoy a good massage… Yeah, I love getting a massage. I’ve honestly thought about buying one of those massage chairs. They seem like they’d be really good.
felonyfey: Why no one should try to invite me to fancy dinners
becominginspired: holothewolf-x: if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight He was only asking her to try it??? He was offering his food??? Not shoving it in her face???? Unlike every carnivore always does to me???? I ask people
is there anyone cuter than aoba, i mean honestly. go ahead and try naming someone, pls tell me. i’d love to know. what was that? yeah that’s right i thought so. there is no one.
The Batcave of Wonders
xxxcomedy: take-me-from-behind: I bought this dildo yesterday. The minute I got it home I had to play with it. Thankfully I was alone in the house so no one could hear me moaning. I managed to take most of it in my pussy on the first try. It had me
akissonthecollarbone: atticusthegreat: chachicorona: Some real shit.. I really try to do this and the sad part about it is that she really cant verbalize what the problem is….because no one’s ever taken the time to sit down and ask. THIS!
viviku: gothfabio: ricktimus: Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They
When you try to leave the band but they know no one got skillz like you
fuku-shuu: The first Shingeki no Kyojin season 2 PV/trailer is here!!!! For those who cannot view the above, try this version below: ETA: Adding Funimation’s english-subbed version (USA only)! More news & updates on SnK season 2!
turulilla: A redraw of one of the many manga panels a thirsty hoe @kuchen-ackerman sent me in the span of five minutes when I told her she could send me some so I could try redrawing them ;B
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oh look I’m home alone again…. Usually I’m use to it. but for some reason I feel like I have to hold back, keep my cool, and try not to cry but idk why, there’s no one here and I don’t usually cry because I’m home
whargleblargle: Commissions died down so I had a chance to practice on some stuff. This is what I’ve been doing. I never seem to get commissions when I have free time, only when I’m busy. When I’m open no one bothers. When I try to focus other
lindawildworld: No one told me it was going to be easy but just that it can be done! Each year I try to make better than my last. It doesn’t always mean physically but also mentally!! If you’re not in the right frame of mind, you will never own what’s
princessfailureee: my-hips-lie: you can mess up, but you can never mess up as bad as Steve Harvey just did. shut the fuck up no one can ever mess up as bad as your ancestors did for enslaving us so try again I love the comeback. ❤ Steve Harvey.
sexnoise: Reasons to date me: 1. No one will try and steal me from you. 2. Sometimes I’m funny.
kaiooc: It is okay to be afraid. It is not an overreaction. It is not hysteria. It is not liberal fear mongering. No one has the right (I’m looking at you straight, white conservative men) to try and invalidate your feelings about what happened
berpl: Religious women that think because you openly like women that means you’re going to try to convert them to lesbianism… no one wants to fuck your god-fearing ass so take it back to church and hope everyone prays for you to stop being such an
lonelyhotwife69: adventuresofafuncouple: hertnfun: Let’s try this again since no one wanted to play along 😋 Reblog this and I’ll send a private picture 🙊👸🏻 #her ladies, you too 👅 Very nice I’ll be waiting, naked 😋😋
The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop.
happy-blood: “I tried to start a riot grrrl chapter in L.A. at one point. I called a bunch of people to try to set up a meeting, and they were like, ‘But the place will be bugged! A Current Affair will be there!’ And I’m like, ‘Listen,
yo-dawg-nice: doctor who more like doctor poo OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM
lamebert: caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
-hoyitscarlo: No one ever listens anymore. Like you try to open up to people and tell them things that you have never told anyone else before since you trust them that much, but they act like they’re not even listening. All they do is talk and talk
Laughter always brings sadness too. Why cry? I’ve cried enough for a lifetime. Laughing, crying. Both are a part of life. No one can see what’s buried deeper. There are so much sorrow and pain. We try to forget sadness with a little laughter.
Reasons to date me: 1. No one will try and steal me from you. 2. Sometimes I’m funny.
enigmaberries: EVERYONE KEEPS GETTING THEIR DICKS UP FOR PROFESSOR SYCAMORE BUT HE SEEMS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY TO TRY TO EAT AN ENTIRE DONUT IN A BITE WHEN NO ONES LOOKING AND NEARLY CHOKE
I remember I used to date a person who would kiss me and try to fuck me but would never hold my hand in public and that shit hurt. If it was dark out and no one was around, they would, but as soon as a person approached they’d drop my hand.
yup-that-exists: Hairbrush Flask If you thought drinking out of a silver flask was discrete, wait till you try drinking out of this hairbrush flask. No one will think twice about checking a hairbrush for liquor, you’ll be able to easily sneak booze
natsubutart: julymarte: swingswingskree: julymarte: swingswingskree: swingswingskree: It’s 5 and something pm and i’m going to try this piece of italian noodle shit before dinner no one can stop me upd8 this was very stupid.It was like eating
hispydamy618: spinoxy: cloverphan: pros of dating me • if u like something but i dont, i will try super hard to get into the thing u like •i like physicality so neverending kisses and hugs • im not cute so no one will steal me away?? •chubby.
bash-patriarchy: bootyg0ddess:i try and therefore no one should criticize me #randalebambulefrankfurterschule Leseempfehlung!
samsteve4eva: tehnakki: heymrsamerica: snortingpixystixs: This is some next level petty I love that woman. I love Michelle. No ones gonna hurt her turnip!babies! Petty? Try genius. She is securing her garden for when she returns in 2024.
Really really hope work get cancelled today. It’s rainy and not getting above 70 today. No one is going swimming. I was going to try and hit the gym before work but I stayed up too late. Hell I haven’t even made myself breakfast. I need to
hematight:Instead of kink shaming try kink encouraging. Encourage people to have better kinks, no one needs more condemnation in their life. This! We spend so much time being ashamed and honestly it’s not that weird. Latex or collars, we all like
iridessence: ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS
duckbunny:wholeheartedsuggestions:wholeheartedsuggestions:eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.no one needs
luckyrabbits:fuuzis-trash-dump:luckyrabbits:y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about itPro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can’t. Which means no one else remembers
bttmsub4topdad-rape:“You can scream as you want kid and try to escape, but you got nowhere to go and no one can hear you. Please, it turns me on the louder you scream in pain; makes me want to fuck you even harder.”
micma: when u tell a joke and no one gets it so u try to go the pity route
jadeseyshore: EVERYONE KEEPS GETTING THEIR DICKS UP FOR PROFESSOR SYCAMORE BUT HE SEEMS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY TO TRY TO EAT AN ENTIRE DONUT IN A BITE WHEN NO ONES LOOKING AND NEARLY CHOKE
I am going to try and do a little experiment: over the passed few years when I have felt down/depressed/wanting to self harm etc and thought I no one to turn to, I want people who care to REBLOG this and I'll put their URL in a jar and then when I am
chibird: chibird: No one should be left without a kind heart to listen to them. If you’re happy to listen to people, feel free to let your followers know! I always try to respond thoughtfully, and I will do my best to reply to any incoming messages.
ironmansbutt: i hate when your boobs itch in public wow it’s like let me try not to shove my hand down my bra i’ll just bump my boob with my arm hopefully that helps maybe no one will notice girls should be allowed to stick their hands down their
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