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splders: hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules
They call me Wang
It is in moments like this, that I honestly think that the only thing keeping me here, is porn.
bearybuns: finally a career for me
souljannoying: lets play a game called: did the message not send or are they ignoring me
hip-hop-lifestyle: This makes me annoyed because they would still turn around and not condone any of the lyrics that come along with these artists or places that they are placing on these shirts.
Looking for more relatable & inspiring? Click here. I dunno who does this shtick better, me or my girlfriend. We both try to be manipulative.
insanelygaming: Shoulda Pre-ordered Created by John Pading I seriously hate GameStop douchebag clerks. Going to Best Buy from now on. They don’t fucking annoy me with an insurmountable amount of offers I don’t give a shit about.
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon coming up and abruptly hugging you for no apparent reason and later you find your wallet is gone. I have a door and chains, therefore, this is meaningless to me.
blissfuldreamin-g: unknown-one: I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then
nadiaaboulhosn: me always
But the ones that do leave, usually come back, proving me right and them wrong.
anamorphosis-and-isolate: “Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as ‘deserving’ respect…you get what you demand from people.” ― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
why are you looking at me oh-so-tenderly bestie
whiskyandoldspice: when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something Me around my girlfriend, of all people. *grumble mumble*
lifehackable: Or when you want to just make them smile.. or anything else. The possibilities are endless. Hack Life Here I’ll only do it if it gets me some ass.
unfollovving: How do I stop annoying the people I like “How do the people I like stop annoying me?” Would be my question.
I have so many pretty ladies following me, still want a cuddlefest with everyone of yall
ostracizedpoodle: I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions But it does give me an excuse.
methbusters: who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot Expect lots of sexual harassment from my part.
teacrafted: “You can’t eat all that!” fuckin watch me.
secretlifeofageekygirl: stuartspot: don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time And listen to my ipod imagining that I’m in a movie and thinking up dramatic scenarios in my
the fact that a post saying boys are disposable got 26,000+ notes makes me sick
godtricksterloki: thetorontokid: robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you Yeah, that pretty much means all of you. Why the fuck are you all following me in the first place? Something must be wrong with
godtricksterloki: stutzpunkt: do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you Every second of everyday. It’s the total opposite for me. I deserve better friends.
thatfunnyblog: “hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay” You’ll get that same reaction outta me with drinks too.
cessadiaries: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend HNNNNNNG I know a certain someone who’s like this.
jetbag: uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me My version would be less PG.
spywerewolf: j-rusalem: captorpyrope: do you ever think about your kinks and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you No…. Yes… Considering my kinks I should be put in jail. Jail’s not enough for me. I should be in the deepest, darkest
The scumbag in me is gonna do this.
officialpigeon: “Money can’t make you happy” WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
harryedward: “who could scroll past this” me
From me, to you all.
The mall. The street. A leaflet or sample of whatever. Don’t come near me with your shit, seriously.
dc-goon: Now they need my help Me about everything from everybody.
jellyskele: how i feel when someone says something stupid to me
the-human-satan: Welcome to hell But bitches kneel before me. I’M GOD!
Totally me.
Same happens to me and with boobs too.
octupac: u hate me?? wow so much in common already
xombiedirge: You Are Apart of Me by Ale Giorgini / Store Part of the “That’s Amore” art book, available HERE. How I view pregnancies and parenting. Yuck!
Wishing that were me right now.
From me to to you all.
beggerprince72: One of the greatest Bond lines of all time… James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! The funny thing is, they ALL apparently expect him to die yet, NONE of them just stabs him to death
alizena: Best headline I have ever seen This makes me INSANELY happy. They’re my top 2 favorite people in Hollywood right now.
pickyourheartupoffthefloor: saidbhinluch: istehlurvz: tres13: ffuwaffuwa: I only have 4 moods: fuck this fuck that fuck me fuck you I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add: fuck yeah fuck no fuck my life fuck everything
buttermilkqueen: dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
daily-superheroes: Gotham needs youhttp://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com NOPE! Not gonna work. My answer would be “bitch, what the fuck has gotham done for me? I never even wanted gotham, you did. Fuck you and gotham. I’m leaving.”
What I always say to people when talking to me.
thegladelf: bruises-for-tomorrow: when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore Trust me. You want to unmute.
Cancel Me, Daddy
acting-captains-log: Kevin is an actual representation of the Star Trek fandom me.
Jey Uso Called Me Baby 😏 #squad
the-anvilette: “Nat, that cat came after me. Y'all teaching them to be killers?”
luctatio: cesaro is the equivalent of me at any sort of social gathering:
Fuck. You couldn’t even come say bye. You knew I was in the practice room. All you did was call twice and gave up. I woke up and went to school early, and the truth is that I did it so I could see you for a little bit before you left. I’m
officialunitedstates: me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended
