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Something that is really irritating me about workSo I came in on my day off and Norman came to give me some feedback. Now Norman was ASM and is currently acting SGM because we couldn’t get a store manager.Everything he said to me was true. It hurt
apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN
dogposts:the one true dog whisperer (via)
circuitscript: octoberspirit: tel-gip: Strange things are happening in town. And Cecil Palmer is named after a Twin Peaks character, so really, we’re just coming full-weird-circle. Not circle, triangle. confirmed
orangelemonart:True thing that happened on the subway a while ago. Cant believe that guy said “tch” in real life.
“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all
doctorwhogeneration: Carrie always tweets great and true things
mayonnaisewater: thattallsummonerguy: kumagawa: When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere. This is anime this is honest to god the funniest thing ive ever seen
9gag: True thing
lace-and-cotton: Things I do not care about:your weightyour GPAyour education or job statusyour incomethe size of any body partThings I absolutely care about:how nice you are to othershow much you love animalsif you will not judge me for how much I eatif
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snowflakesandlightning: lullabyknell: Right now, all I can imagine is new parent James Potter, half-asleep and completely out-of-it, grabbing the first blanket-like thing in reach to wrap baby Harry in, before putting him down and going back to bed.
claraosiwald: It amused Clara to see how excited Rose was about Christmas films —- it even made Clara nostalgic for something she had never experienced. ( Well, to say she’d never experienced it wasn’t entirely true. She
dynablade: grawly: So apparently searching for Pokemon on Google brings up their stats now wow i cant believe it so true
I think what kills me the most about everyone who has been nice to me recently (my mentor, the other teacher, my own mother) is that they’re all saying nice, true things like “It’s always hard losing the first person so close to your
berryfunkedup: ♥♥♥ Smile, Maki-chan!!! We made it to the peak ♥♥♥things I didn’t know I hated drawing: cell phones.
roachpatrol: one of my favorite things about steven universe is how immediately and unabashedly parental steven is towards anything even slightly smaller than he is. a goat? his son. freaky watermelon? his baby. centipeedle? his delicate and beautiful
queenofthequillandink: timeforlupsopinion: ipre play never have i ever and lup and taako always pick things that are specific callouts to each other “Never have i ever vomited out the window of a moving fantasy uber” “Fuck you taako” “Never
sandersstudies: veganconnor: things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever change the color used to highlight text on your laptop move the pictures on your wall stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if
mazzaofsteel: This is the true face of every Dungeon Master
anna-earley: True story about the first 15 minutes of my play through Alpha Sapphire.
ANOTHER "BOLD WHAT'S TRUE" THING
hardythehermitcrab: #to my bedroom #you’ll like it Roes #there’s a nice big bed that’s super comfy#with lots of pillows #perfect for cuddles with mah Roes #and other things as well#like naked cuddles (via songofthestarwhale)
whispering-literature: readfearless: devinleighbee: working in retail/customer service This is the most true thing I’ve ever seen Accurate. Like the time I helped the doomsday preppers.
itsbetterthananal: the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
meatfighter: rob-walks: whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself? I’m the one holding myself back
thebbwnextdoor: helloitsbees: daemonmatthias: bushy-haired-know-it-all: jumpingjacktrash: littlemisscodeless: …But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door? a hall pass is a thing you can show to school
dingoinnuendo: you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs one time when I was small I was at a baby shower hanging out with the other children and we were down to the last two people and one was me and I
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32teeth: why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post “I remember reading somewhere that lars is a high school dropout do you know if that’s true or not? I’m kinda interested in his backstory now like what could’ve happened with him?” we
lambicorn: steven universe is literally the best thing of all time
tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this
steamwheedle:the x-files a.k.a. fox mulder valiantly trying to outrun things he cannot possibly outrun e.g. horses; trucks; swat teams; his reputation
amepearls: just a reminder that pearl exists and she’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever laid eyes on
gibz-n-things:it’s the way they brought steph back for me
sushinfood: alltsar: to everyone saying “what has happened to our world” this is the most painfully true thing i have ever had to admit
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omocat: ten pages of the booklet “overcoming shyness” *_* the tendas rewrote it for future generations after ness returned to the book to the library the whole thing is approximately thirty pages
yesmassdragoneffect: writingcello: theresnosuchthingastheone: thisisjosh42: When girls look for things W/ Sara Hopkins, Robby Ayala This is so real @updatepls I don’t even know why we do this? Is it because our boobs get in our line of sight
cupsandcrates: metalgf: transcendentalbabe: The white kid at the parties that thinks he could rap and always talks about the gov. I am fuuuuucking dead This is really a true thing.
@AnnaBanks: True story. #Puns #GetIt?!
@AnnaBanks: So true.
asmallwomanblog: Someone told me these shoes look like monstrosities today - which is definitely true. If these aren’t monstrous shoes, I don’t know what shoes would be. There are actually women who walk about in these types of shoes for a work day.
fetdog: cosmicroo: sgm72: I think I finally found Him #happyboy #collaredlife #mySir via Instagram http://ift.tt/1OnK4Rm Id say that’s a brilliant plan! And think I found mine too ;-) happy for you This is the most true thing I have heard in a
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mcavoys-deactivated20120302: You’re just too good to be true. Can’t take my eyes off of you.
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rileyisageekdotcom: my favourite thing about Lito Rodriguez: he literally has no fucking idea what’s going on. and he doesnt even care that much. he just fucking rolls with it. *lies through his teeth on behalf of a german criminal named wolfgang.
alicat2911: northernsugar: rosewaterofficial: night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9. I would wear a pretty dress
theryanproject: miss-unpopular-opinion: micdotcom: Watch: These cute animations teach consent in the simplest terms. I still can’t get over how cute the little brown boob is 😩😩😩😂😂😂 ^I was thinking the same thing
cosmicmoves: poonpie: cosmicmoves: poonpie: We should just start making a list of all the things those feminist journalists are gonna say about Beyoncé. #1) “The dress was far too tight for a pregnant woman to be wearing.” #2) “The ‘stunts’
