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onceuponapig: inferioranimal: tears-make-the-best-lube: True Story time here: As all regular blog readers know, I’m not a huge fan of clothespins. I tend to think they are some wussy ass shit. Like, real Doms use clamps, or at least clovers. But
gutsanduppercuts: Now, I’m no angel. I once laughed at an old woman slipping on some ice. But it takes a true cunt to go out of his way to write some shit like this.No, this wasn’t directed at me and I won’t reveal who it was directed at but, the
eurobbc: True Love is always Black Cock Shit got that 1st ho lazy eyes
felicorvid: just-shower-thoughts: I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day Oh get a room you two
lustnlove-cll: youreinmydreamsnow: I’ve been saying this for so long. Can we have a natural conversation instead of it feeling like it’s scripted. Let’s make this shit last. So fucking true
imamafuckinpharaoh: janeejanetjane: lexvillain: so true! Think about it The shit stupid people say
jchamphero: ☕️☕️ this shit taste so good since it’s true
ginger-fallen-angel: eremiel-fallen-angel: untz-untz-untz-spookybutt: starwartiii: arthur-christmas-claus: meowdk: Over forty years later: WOAH! ((I will never not reblog this.)) Well, SHIT Dreams really do come true, children. Sam thing
calleo: ethically-wrong: mmmmbeefy96: grandhowler: Dude holy shit. this is on a whole new level of patience This is natural art. And, just in case anyone was wondering, “Is this true?” It is. And it looks awesome.
halayn: lithuathecrazycatlady: warcraftadventures: mechavomit: When you grab the flag in Warsong Gulch. true story lol Holy shit yes lol This is exactly how it is.
trapqueenkoopa: So many people on tumblr complain about having no friends but then they reblog shit like “If your friend doesn’t respond to your every text immediately they are not your friend” and “A true friend would never value themselves
ar-lasa-mala-revas: where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil: a witch cursed andrew hussie so that if he ever finished homestuck it would come true. he stalled for as long as he possibly could, but now that it’s over america is being terrorized by sinister
makingplansdrawingmaps: cupcakeforger: timetobe-me: intellectualbadarse: HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST SIGNAL BOOST THIS REDDIT FOR GOOD! This is actually true and could make a difference
nyankee: pokemonenslaver: shordibynature: Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll The prophecies are true #HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO
czarcub: korra-x-asami: jmojellybeans: commander-skimmons: resolutionchangeme: I AM SO UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY STARTED HYPERVENTILATING this is going to send me to an early grave Is this real? Oh gods I hope this is true.
jamakin-mecrazy: princessfailureee: IS THIS FR TRUE Yeah but they not gonna do it till like 2030/or some shit
p-a-n-s-y: shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
if-it-were-true: cisnowflake: rabbittiddy: zelsbels: klubbhead: SAY👏THAT👏SHIT judge judy is bae Goddamn when did this air? “That’s not what I’ve been told but….”I’m sure that’s not what she’s been told and that’s exactly
azalee-calypso: oddbagel: may-my-wishes-come-true: shmapey: gilboz: If Pikachu didn’t change for its partner, why should you? deep Deep shit man ash is fucking pikachu? More like, Ash didn’t want Pikachu to change, but offered him the option
fatbruja: fatbruja: fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/ loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex the amount of men and skinny people mad at this isnt shocking they never learn how to not make shit about
luluhakusho: primagiedi:tfry1440:roll1uptwice:Lmaoo yoo“Says it right on the label” I love black people yo this shit funny af and true 😂😂😂 It was the “did you neck a sleeve of Saltines,” for me 😩😂
blackgirl-lesbian: apricelessluv24: kgdaone: rainbowrecesses: We need more pussy fucking pussy. An oldie, but goodie when Pinky made Misti Love squirt. How many times is she gonna shout SHIT…. True! Oh yessss!! umm… lemme jus reblog this again….
dolpfinnlove: yogaboi: So true You know what…y’all ain’t shit for this.lmao
50shadesofacceptance:I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true
boo-thang: viviansdope: xjvto: Sorry , i just have to make a statement. MISSPELL *LOSE . my bad truth. You take tumblr too seriously. Have a little fun LOL You gotta admit tho, some of the arrow shit are funny. LMAO true.
zaanders: phileho: DONTFUCKENLIE hella fucken true. I run up my stairs after I get a snack in the middle of the night. Scary shit. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. OMG. XD
firstaidkiet: pinoymalgy: sswizzle-: OMQ. PinoyMalgy: THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOO AWESOME HOLY SHIT IF THIS IS REAL… :’) Dreams do come true.
Call me a slut. Call me a whore. Call me whatever. I’ve heard it before. Say that I’m fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won’t see me cry, because I know none of it’s true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make
t-elen: I just gotta learn the fact that people walk in and out of my life. The ones that are true friends are the ones that put up with your shit and stick with you even if you make a big mistake. The ones that you can go to whenever you have a problem
beckylucia: jetaime-shantelle: altered-judgement: 1enny: kushandcake: When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!” lmao deadddd so true cryingggggggggggg
tenderveins: smileforallthemhaters: This is so true. Holy shit. Yep
gabbyroars: inlovewiththelies: stfuchelc: brookelife: mmarinaye: adeelbadeel: erraticintrovert: Battlescars. The face of a true King so fucking raw Fuck those pretty high def pictures. This that real shit. this makes me want to cry Wow Lmao
jumpscare: stfuchelc: brookelife: mmarinaye: adeelbadeel: erraticintrovert: Battlescars. The face of a true King so fucking raw Fuck those pretty high def pictures. This that real shit. this makes me want to cry beautiful baby
may-my-wishes-come-true: shmapey: gilboz: If Pikachu didn’t change for its partner, why should you? deep Deep shit man
sammysarcastic: beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true. WTF is he actually hitting, though.
spockisinthetardis: nostopdasgay: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. ‘heard you were talkin shit jesus fucking christ
lagio: arcticsplash: nowyoukno: Source for more facts follow NowYouKno “Mind your business” is my new american motto. Shit. Wish it was true. Lmao
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
stfuchelc: brookelife: mmarinaye: adeelbadeel: erraticintrovert: Battlescars. The face of a true King so fucking raw Fuck those pretty high def pictures. This that real shit. this makes me want to cry
4-theloveofass: reblogboysbutts3: A true encyclopedia of the tender boy’s butt, God’s most beautiful creation.As one of my followers kindly commented: “an incredible eye for the hottest asses and the most ever on one Tumblr” I! CANT! SAY! SHIT!
untz-untz-untz-spookybutt: starwartiii: arthur-christmas-claus: meowdk: Over forty years later: WOAH! ((I will never not reblog this.)) Well, SHIT Dreams really do come true, children.
incest-shit: “Fuck me daddy” I moan quietly, fuck I can’t stop thinking of his cock making my dreams come true
Just a so all of you know I’m done posting sec shit till I find my uncles killer and my true history as an adoptive child. My parents are my parents, but I have a deeper history than being adopted.
one-direction-memories: louistomlinsonxo: holdhandsandsticktogether: Holy fucking shit. OMFG O.O THIS IS SO TRUE! sehasgdflakjs;kljdggggggggggg
isokyou2: foxhex:liza-land: how I wear art is none of your business “The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any.” So true
why the fuck are gamers so elitist? RAH RAH RAH YOU’RE NOT A TRUE HARDCORE GAMER IF YOU DON’T DO THIS….. dude, you fucking PLAY GAMES. You’re not big shit. calm the fuck down
the-unfriendlyblackhottie: wtfced: kingjaffejoffer: untouchmyhair: booty-boobs-booches: Need them jazzfest sandals and a perpetually end bluetooth to pop for the over 40 ladies. hahahahahhaha This shit is so true its not even funny i hate yall
chunli-deactivated20170919: “This is the true story of six muthafuckin’ strangers being put in a muthafuckin’ house and have they muthafuckin’ lives taped. Find out what happens when people stop being all polite and shit and start being
My best friend let’s me know when she takes a shit. That’s true friendship. Practically sisters.
aubreyssillyrabbit: nourrice: bile7: seotaijiandboys: 809212: brooklynrenewhite: i feel life leaving my body :/ i screamed out loud at this shit, this the most relatable meme Oh my fucking GOD stop this now If this not true omg Do people
liquorinthefront: Laurel Holloman and Nicole Ari Parker in The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love holy fucking shit laurel looks so good with short hair!!!!
makingplansdrawingmaps: cupcakeforger: timetobe-me: intellectualbadarse: HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST SIGNAL BOOST THIS REDDIT FOR GOOD! This is actually true and could make a difference Signal boost. I had no clue.
frostyotakuotter: True Fact: Rap music is the best music to listen to when you have frequent bouts of depression. That shit will make you feel invincible.
virginrosemary: yungxicana: gibbgabble: thefrijolera: true mexican wedding goals When I get married yall are invited and this shit is gonna go the fuck off. LMAOOOO goals ok GO AWF
everthekinkier: tails-of-a-kitten: True story That’s the best part…hard to get away with shit…☺️
consequentialisms:Right, that’s the last drop! Too true. Let’s just back this evolution shit up and try again.
cloveremoji: forceofnaturenauti: ptyrx: Lmaooooooo truuuuuuu Too true lmfao literally so fucking done with girls being judged for this sort of shit. you know what? leggings are fucking comfortable. so are sweaters. these outfits are warm as fuck
kiki-hyuga-blog: weird-lil-shit: the whole pokemon series summed up in one gif. ITS SO TRUE THO
buttstvff: enchanter-hunty: raedusoleil: It’s so true… This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
baby-make-it-hurt: midnight-sun-rising: theblackdelegate: trebled-negrita-princess: why don’t people understand this Society is superficial as shit. LET ME LIVE IN PEACE WITH MY 5. SHES A DIME IN MY EYES NIGGA This is so true. As long as your
