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MOVED TO KITSUNEBI I Remade!
veigas:when people say “sorry I’m cis” or “sorry I’m white” they’re not actually sorry. that sorry is said more tongue-in-cheek than anything. they’re not actually ashamed of their gender alignment or skin color. they just want trans people
bertholdt-fubarr:“so whats it like in spring on the east coast”three feet of mud. we are losing boots and small children to it. it was 50 degrees yesterday and snowed. today it’s 17 degrees and 25 mph winds. we have not seen green in 2485924 years.
Atlantic Gay
nocturnalequine:Decor aesthetic goal for my future home: “the village witch lives here, but she’s a good witch. probably. we think.”
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
So you're a history major...
jaclckelly: the founding fathers died so we could put aesthetic text and rap lyrics over their portraits
til death do we party
socialjusticefelines: [photo // post] [[ Image Description: A photo featuring a sand cat lying atop a rocky pile, against a night background, with a full moon, looking over towards the viewer with an apparent disapproving look, with a post on it by
objectivemistress: objectivemistress: I love academic papers written solely for the purpose of dragging another researcher. It’s like Jersey Shore but in academia. Any title including the phrase “A Response To: ” is basically an intellectual
noortherndownpoour: If you ever hear me gasp then look off into the distance you can bet your sweet bippity I just saw a dog
No one anticipates the sunset flip
over it.
wuqs: “unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings” is on par in poetic beauty with “i will face god and walk backwards into hell”, so i would just like to thank carrie fisher for all that she does
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
satanlickmydick: mothurs: your friend group will gradually get gayer and gayer throughout the years Confirmed
colachampagnedad: fourth of july is just an excuse for a cookout i literally do not care about this country’s independence or celebrating it
help-mywife: help my wife needs to sleep but she says she wants to stay awake so we can keep talking
bisexualscotty: all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil
floozys: no offence but when girls stop you mid sentence like “okay sorry but… (insert compliment that makes you feel great all day) …anyway, continue!” > every single song a man has ever written about a woman
vertigoats:@bisexualhamilton
shitpostgenerator: kinda fucked up that we assume i am a large amount of rats
sighborgs:discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.
funny-pictures-uk: Via Starsigns.co.uk
bellygangstaboo: the dissertation
pawg champ
punkmicheal: my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
katmcgrath: becoming a cryptid to everyone you knew in high school is gay culture
jeynegrey: In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not
when i was a little kid i had a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game
bidoof:welcome to tumblr dot com where sometimes you see noctis from final fantasy making direct eye contact with you and sometimes you see a football player with a tiny football
uncle (gender neutral)
bodyqche: having bad posture is transmasc culture
ironpour: movielesbian: if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay Goodbye wig
big boy worthless
sladkogorky: sladkogorky: fall is The trans season i don’t care if you disagree. love wearing so many layers i’m hardly recognizable as a human being much less a certain gender. weird silhouette cryptid club
lilmissbakascum
kuttithevangu:LGBT culture is being in your twenties and wishing you had the resources to foster five teenagers
foot palace
ilovechristmaspresents: vsxiii: ilovechristmaspresents: theyre so beautiful who them..
timesarehardfornewsies: oh man this tea is delicious
like-a-cometpulledfromorbit:@ everyone saying it’s unrealistic for simon’s friends to all be straight. You’re right. It’s completely unrealistic. None of them are straight. It’s actually canon now. Read Leah on the offbeat.
frogparty: there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops
snarthurt: i dont care if tolkien came up with orcs, tolkien orcs are not orcs. true orcs have big gay arms to hold their wives and husbands and aside from that only care about antiques roadshow
witchgays:don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (being gay)
heedra:I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!
harpygf:teen dramas are always so unrealistic.. not a single one ever mentions naruto
thats-frogs-babey:Worm review!Perfect, all of em.
garbageboy-stinkman: its true!!
strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:hey babe come look at this (affectionate) hey babe come look at this (mischievous) hey babe come look at this (vengeful)
marlbororeds100s:imactuallyreallyshort:message from God
vin-di-kate-or-deactivated20211:
nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111:hey so uh I did the math and. what year is it