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memewhore:Transcript from Apollo 10

mirror-night: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

slutty-goblin: queer-anna: tourettesservicedog: queer-anna: Can someone transcript this? biglawbear: Please… Please tell me… This was scripted… tiktoks-for-thiccthots: @queer-anna Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black

ponett: FUCK I DIDN’T NOTICE EARLIER THE OFFICIAL STEVEN MAGNET TOY HIS OFFICIAL NAME IS STEVEN MAGNET HASBRO USED THE NAME YOUTUBE’S AUTO-TRANSCRIPTIONS GAVE HIM AS HIS CANONICAL NAME

dream-traveler-luna: -Transcript- Everyone dreams, so therefore I can see the dreams of all creatures. This is the Dream Realm. Each of these orbs transports me into a dream. There are as many of them as there are stars in the night sky. It is my duty

phoneus: transcript: raa. raaah. raa. raa. raaow. *looks up then back down then up again* raaoow. *pause to reflect* hurgh. HISSSS…. Wow. Wow. Wow! *pause, string of spit hanging from mouth* …WOW! wooow.

romancingthelookyloos: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”

onmywaytobefound: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] craazyideas

mirror-night: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

hawkeseyes: hawkeseyes: x shoutout to the people reblogging this thinking it’s a joke. he said this. it’s on the transcript.

forbiddenseason: invisiblespork: leiutenant-treble: cymbal-5: dutdutwut: Important discoveries being made over here. oh my god😂 longlifebrooke [audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes

theubergrump: cute-littlekitten: weloveshortvideos: Pray for Arizona this is how you deal with on-air mishaps Transcription: Weatherman: “-and we’re all doin’ okay. Wow, 750 degrees in Gila Bend right now. And 1270 in Ahwatukee. Now, I’m

roskiiart: mirror-night: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last @peacelovetrombones

lifesahedge: naamahdarling: fartgallery: please listen to this kitten I met today TRANSCRIPT: Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep. People: *surprised and delighted laughter* @green-night-studios

nerdofnerds: axelspark: orevet: gentlemanbones: jawnsolo: baturday: Baby bat gets the hiccups i giggled like a schoolgirl “I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching.” “I really did not mean to do that.” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH Audio Transcript:

vaporwavies: vaporwavies: holy shit transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON

democraticsenator: katyazamolodchikova: torokoqueen: imfuckinggai: extork: I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks. This bitch had like 5 accents transcription: “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll

kodiak-pride: flvffymomo: i swear to god this wasn’t staged Audio Transcript This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere I have no Fucking idea where he is. I

caainhurst: chananderlandersalamander: this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days my favorite transcriptions of his yodel

roseverdict: Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even

official-lucifers-child: coolman-famsquad: vigilantejustice: please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

tumamek: tumamek: Transcript: Canada supports coups in Bolivia and Venezuela presently committing “race-based genocide” some of the largest fossil fuel subsidies in the world still building pipelines doesn’t prosecute white collar crimes homes

heroesneedalancer: dramaticowl: [Image description: tweet by Don Winslow @donwinslow: transcript follows] Dear @nytimes Please take down your pay wall for all the stories about Donal Trump’s failure to pay taxes for years and cheating America. The

jmonsaord:tiktoksthataregood-ish:[audio transcript: a slowed down pipe organ cover of “Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears]

nightfuryobsessed:neurodivergent-loverboy:memewhore:Transcript:[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]Red, offscreen: [ahem]Blue: You were right. Black’s the imposter.Red: OH REALLY??I love the angry eyes for Red XD

carrionthird:ms-demeanor:squidificati0n:Here’s a link: https://littlesis.org/[Transcript:]Original TikTok: What’s a piece of information that you learned that feels illegal to know? Collab response: So this site called LittleSis.org is a database

writterings:violetta-mondarev:zenosanalytic:milkygastrobones:solitarelee:theocseason4:[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera. “I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good.

adhdavinci:tiktoksthataregood-ish:Audio transcript:Cashier: How’s it goin’, sir, what can I get for ya?Customer: [in a sort of slow drawl] We have a full order, whole fam’s gonna be gettin’ supremes, so… just, are ya ready?

wrestleman:TRANSCRIPT:(Phone rings)TERRY: Uh, mom? Bonnie’s calling.GAYLE: Don’t answer it.TERRY: Mom, I can see you’re stressed. You’re just pouring milk into the dehumidifier.GAYLE: Ah, shit.BONNIE (on the answering machine): Hey, Gayle! You

violetta-mondarev:zenosanalytic:milkygastrobones:solitarelee:theocseason4:[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera. “I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good. So if you’re

roseverdict: Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even

vinasse:camelotsheart:An amazing speech by Kenya at the UN Security Council regarding Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, 22/02/2022 (video excerpt from this reddit post)Transcript:Kenya is gravely concerned by the announcement made by the Russian Federation

echo-at-the-pond:I wish my chem teacher would have explained it like this cause then I would have understood chem. /transcript: ask on top of the video reads “Why do we have 3 different temperature measurements (K, F and C)”person talking

snowie-skyes:shego1142:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:@drukhari [Audio Transcript: I just want to talk about why I wear sunglasses as a blind individual. I actually had one experience where I was at a barn hanging out, having a couple

ejacutastic:nitewrighter:softgrungeemu::I posted a rant about this on Twitter. Here’s the transcription:ALTView on TwitterAmerica needs regulations on vehicle size. I’ve seen full-size pickups get bigger and bigger over the last twenty years,

faeblesmith:holyfunnyhistoryherring:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken

alexseanchai:redknight7146:psychoticcrippleandposims-deact:beardedmrbean:Appropriate moveTranscript?Audio Transcript:REPORTER: “…gonna go… This is gonna go right over… Uh, right over my house. So, very close to my house, uh,

nemmiril:rawrdinosaurfriends:An experiment!If I were to move forward with revisiting more comics, I think a simpler style would be better. I love using these colors, though. What do you think?[Comic transcript: Eight panels depict eight different epochs

constant-instigator: smaugchiefestofcalamities: LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKERS DID. YANKEE IS MARKETING MOUNTAIN LODGE AS THE BOYFRIEND CANDLE BECAUSE OF THAT POST ABOUT IT SMELLING LIKE CHRIS EVANS AND OR HEMSWORTH. IS NOTHING SACRED I want a transcript

spacepsychologist: objectdreams: yelp review of the paris catacombs written using a predictive text emulator source: yelp reviews of the catacombs transcript: Keep reading @spectralcaffeine

by-ogdens-hammer: I had a heck of a time capturing this and maybe someone’s already posted a better version, but I thought this was a super interesting bit of dialogue re: asari and gender.[[transcript since holo-Jien insisted on talking over them:asari:

forbiddenseason: invisiblespork: leiutenant-treble: cymbal-5: dutdutwut: Important discoveries being made over here. oh my god😂 longlifebrooke [audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes

hormel: transcript of mark zuckerberg talking immediately after creation

spitefullyemployed: ysr715: socialjust-ish: misandryisalie: concentrated-sunshine: thegreatklaid: concentrated-sunshine: pennamites: trytoholdmedown: justsomeantifas: wow transcription [BREAKING NEWS: North and South Korea will sign a peace

douceurs: excerpt from “The Book of Delights” by Ross Gay (transcript under the cut) Keep reading

roseverdict: Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even

neurodivergent-loverboy:memewhore:Transcript:[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]Red, offscreen: [ahem]Blue: You were right. Black’s the imposter.Red: OH REALLY??

hongzhizhu:owlet:transcript: “Oakland is in…. New Jers-[gasp]uuOOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGH-” This is what they look like at night. 👽

suspiciouslysharklike:discardedscream-blog-blog:chocolatemilkaficionado: drferox: actualfkntrash: arvanitish: This is hands down the best tik tok ever made. mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES A universal experience. [Transcription: all speech in

spysprivatesnapchat:tf2butgay: caainhurst: chananderlandersalamander: this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days my favorite transcriptions of his yodel Scout but instead of 🅱epsi it’s 🅱onk Åëugh bonk

cripptid:Video transcript:Person 1: Did you know that employees are quitting instead of giving up work from home?Person 2: So, as someone who was not able to work from home–um, I’m in a manufacturing facility, I, that’s not an option for me. I’m

yafriendlytranscriber:areyoustillthere0:testosteronetwink:This is like… CARTOON goth. This is the kind of goth i aspire to. Video Transcription:“Good evening, Goodwill shoppers. (Halloween noisemaker: ooooOOOOooooo) The time is now seven fifty. The

stirdrawsandreblaws:simonalkenmayer:Transcript:Waves of Americans are refusing to go on working terrible jobs for insulting salaries, and Conservatives are not happy about it. Now they try to go about their daily ritual of driving their truck up to a

panthera–tigris–altaica:andromedasummer:he really did put it into words for me Transcript:But I’m 25 now and the point of this is that I’m 25 and I’ve discovered that I do not give a shit about the lives of high schoolers anymore, I just can’t

snowie-skyes:shego1142:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:@drukhari [Audio Transcript: I just want to talk about why I wear sunglasses as a blind individual. I actually had one experience where I was at a barn hanging out, having a couple

27bobs:universejunction:“When does anyone speak for everyone?” (source)Transcript: “I’m autistic, I talk about autism. People say ‘you cannot speak for all autistics.’”“‘You should put a disclaimer, say’ at this their voice

modpix-blog: local–litporeon: paulthebukkit: Game of the year Haha hmmm oh oghhhh hey bro oh! Ohh doggy Thank you for this necessary transcript

blagueofchaos:quitetheketch-moved:Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can’t extend their back properly, so their back is like thi– (cuts off abruptly as the creature in

thymewayster:Really good Twitter thread originally about Elon Musk and Twitter, but also applies to Netflix and a lot of other corporations. Full thread. Text transcription under cut. Keep reading

thymewayster:Really good Twitter thread originally about Elon Musk and Twitter, but also applies to Netflix and a lot of other corporations. Full thread. Text transcription under cut. Keep reading

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